I have written this for you Bandit. love your shows my friend. hope you like it & are not offended.
I AM THE BANDIT
I am the bandit & i love a good flutter
Some say I’m cool. Some say i’m a nutter
From reel king to high voltage & all in between
Sometimes my wagers can seen right obscene
And when lady luck screws me & im getting killed
I am still in the game if i’m keeping you thrilled
The taker of risks for the thrill of the ride
On the edge of my seat yet shaking inside
Big bets & small bets it’s all in the game
When i get carried away it can all go insane
I love to top reel king for a monster pot
Though it walks past waving more often than not
As for celebration well i have it mastered
Like come on you twat or get in you bastard
For those who complain at the money i spend
Well its all my own money so up yours in the end
As long as you keep watching i’ll keep the reels spinning
The support that you give me means i’ll always be winning
And if there’s a fortune out there maybe one day ill land it
So strap yourselves in for a ride with the bandit
Kind regards
Les