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1pstaker wrote:

This is not dangerous or anything just rather odd. My oldest was christened in ireland, so my family made a trip of it. Dinner was a really lovely beef stew. Went out, came back a bit worse for wear, and noticed the pot still there and seemingly still half full. So me and my dad warmed it up and ate most of it. Next morning, my mother in law, started shouting “wheres the  fecking stew gone”? Before she went to bed, she put 2 tins of dog food in it and was going to give it to the dogs in the morning. From memory, it was bloody lovely!!

lol.              That brings back a few memories of being young, skint, bored  and do anything for a laugh. We dared a mate to eat a tin of dog food sprinkled with tropical fish food and yes, he downed the lot.  Mate had a pellet gun and we had a “game” to see who’d take the most shots to the legs before quitting.

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Just Basics wrote:

I’ve done soooo many Crazy out there things in my life. But I’ve got to say the most mental thing I ever did was……Marry an Albanian Prostitute for 15k when I was 22. I’m now 40 in June and we divorced 10 years ago. So I’m sure I can talk about it now lol. (Fuck it)

I Paid a mate a grand to Jet off to Albania with me and it was fuckin mental from day 1.

The day we arrived 3am, we were picked up by my wife to be’s Boyfriend slash Pimp in his top of the Range BMW. And went to their house. He offered us some white powder and said put this up ya nose lads….fuck knows what it was Haha…honest

Man…it was strong stuff. We had a few drinks and had a laugh. Then at bed time the Pimp said to me in his broken English accent “Hey Danny have you ever seen one of these” and proceeded to pull a loaded gun from under the floorboards.

Me like a nob said “oh yeah mate seen a few” when really I was bricking it.

He showed it me and my mate and put it back under the floor. Think he was showing us to say don’t fuck with me English boys Haha.

Then we said our goodnights and went to bed.

Me and my mate were high as kites and drunk as skunks. And the weather was so hot and humid. We had a fan to keep us cool, but every time I’d fall asleep my mate would pinch it and put it closer to him. And vice versa when he fell asleep.

Then he got pissed off, and pulled up the floorboards to get the loaded gun and proceeded to chase me around the room with it! Looking back now I think wtf were we thinking lol…absolute mad lads!

Then on maybe the 3rd day we got married and we went to a local river and had a bbq with all their friends. It was great until a fight broke out and me and my mate shat ourselves. Then the wife to be’s pimp went to his car and got his gun and the guys drove off. Then he chased them in his car. About an hour later he came back and took us back to our hotel. At the hotel he said to me “Danny hide this in your room tonight” and he gave me the gun!

Me like a retard shitting my knickers said “yeah ok mate”

Anyway we stayed in Elbasan Albania for 10 fucking days, and I was scared shitless for 9 of them haha.

Many other things happened over there, but this post would be long as fuck if I carried on typing.

So what’s the most mental thing you’ve ever done?

Top That!

Yeah I’ve seen that movie too, what was it…. ahh yeah,  billy and the bullshitters hit Albania

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Gambling orientated wise I took multiple payday loans out ended up owing £9k and 3 months rent, job was at risk for not being focused when there, due to stress and not looking after myself. took my pay of £900 (most of debts were dues in about 5 days) went bookies lost £630, caught a taxi for £85 to neigbouring city casino, as banned from the closer one. The taxi driver said, “where u going buddy?” I said, “casino” he was a reformed gambler and wished me luck asking how much I had to spend. when I told him and why I was going he took pity and said i’ll stay with you so when u lose I’ll give you a free lift home. I won 3k, went bookies in that city won 4k went back home won another 3k in my local bookies and crushed my local pub poker game for about £800. all in the space of about three days no sleep.

other stories involve being waking up to the blinding sun on seaside town prominades to sleepin in bushes after doing balls in the casino and not being able to get home. I particulary remember one winter day, not to cold though, when I walked to the train station to get home and thought yes I’ve got just enough for the fare on my debit card. I sat there for about 2hrs thinking where the hell is this train…. a voice from a guy in a hi-viz jacket on the otherside of the stations shouted , “hey mate! are you waiting for a train?” puzzled and thinking, what the f*ck do you think I’m doing sat here, I said “eer yeah mate!” he said,” you’ll be waiting a long time there’s no tracks they dug them up yesterday”…. lowandbehold I lean over to no tracks haha. It was a fcking sunday to so taxi’s were extortinate. luckily the train company had provided a free bus to the next station.

other stories involve having guns pulled on me and my mate in a nearby night club one gambling alcohol fueled night, other stories involve 50K bags of money to be delivered to london, allnight private poker games with some very questionable characters. waking up to find a homeless heroine addict on my coach, I had forgot, while drunk, I had decided to invite in cos it was a really cold evening.(my mates say how do you get yourself into these situations, lol).

and plenty more stories that I can’t repeat for fear of putting my self in trouble haha.

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MurciPete wrote:

Just Basics wrote:

I’ve done soooo many Crazy out there things in my life. But I’ve got to say the most mental thing I ever did was……Marry an Albanian Prostitute for 15k when I was 22. I’m now 40 in June and we divorced 10 years ago. So I’m sure I can talk about it now lol. (Fuck it)

I Paid a mate a grand to Jet off to Albania with me and it was fuckin mental from day 1.

The day we arrived 3am, we were picked up by my wife to be’s Boyfriend slash Pimp in his top of the Range BMW. And went to their house. He offered us some white powder and said put this up ya nose lads….fuck knows what it was Haha…honest

Man…it was strong stuff. We had a few drinks and had a laugh. Then at bed time the Pimp said to me in his broken English accent “Hey Danny have you ever seen one of these” and proceeded to pull a loaded gun from under the floorboards.

Me like a nob said “oh yeah mate seen a few” when really I was bricking it.

He showed it me and my mate and put it back under the floor. Think he was showing us to say don’t fuck with me English boys Haha.

Then we said our goodnights and went to bed.

Me and my mate were high as kites and drunk as skunks. And the weather was so hot and humid. We had a fan to keep us cool, but every time I’d fall asleep my mate would pinch it and put it closer to him. And vice versa when he fell asleep.

Then he got pissed off, and pulled up the floorboards to get the loaded gun and proceeded to chase me around the room with it! Looking back now I think wtf were we thinking lol…absolute mad lads!

Then on maybe the 3rd day we got married and we went to a local river and had a bbq with all their friends. It was great until a fight broke out and me and my mate shat ourselves. Then the wife to be’s pimp went to his car and got his gun and the guys drove off. Then he chased them in his car. About an hour later he came back and took us back to our hotel. At the hotel he said to me “Danny hide this in your room tonight” and he gave me the gun!

Me like a retard shitting my knickers said “yeah ok mate”

Anyway we stayed in Elbasan Albania for 10 fucking days, and I was scared shitless for 9 of them haha.

Many other things happened over there, but this post would be long as fuck if I carried on typing.

So what’s the most mental thing you’ve ever done?

Top That!

Yeah I’ve seen that movie too, what was it…. ahh yeah,  billy and the bullshitters hit Albania

@Murcipete

What’s the point of being a cunt mate? I’ve gone a whole week without ruffling any feathers. And you step in and try to bait me yet again.

This story is true and your a tool.

I had a particularly mental life through my 20’s and I ain’t proud of it. Really don’t give a fuck if you believe me or not. Just keep it to yourself instead of starting shit again pal.

Don’t be a twat all your life.

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I love the way you written that mate. The words ” a whole week ” ha ha ??.

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Haz40 wrote:

I love the way you written that mate. The words ” a whole week ” ha ha .

Lol a week without drama from me feels like a year Haz!

This Murcipete guy just seems to like starting shit out of nothing. I know I can start drama. But atleast i have reasoning for it.

Think he’s still got a bee in his bonnet from months ago when I called him a naughty word.

Just move on mate….cos I have

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Just Basics wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

I love the way you written that mate. The words ” a whole week ” ha ha .

Lol a week without drama from me feels like a year Haz!

This Murcipete guy just seems to like starting shit out of nothing. I know I can start drama. But atleast i have reasoning for it.

Think he’s still got a bee in his bonnet from months ago when I called him a naughty word.

Just move on mate….cos I have

Well he did say he was never posting on the forum again then he clearly has. ?. This must be the all new chilled out jb then. ?

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I’ve got a few but can’t post as I could affect my job…..

Anyways we were in Las Vegas & got removed from our Hotel (Circus Circus) and had to goto a place beside the Rivera hotel Just a cross the road really from circus circus in a dingy Motel as It was the weekend and Vegas is packed full….Came back from the Casinos a bit worse for wear and Ran into the Mexican guys staying in the same hotel on our floor, they had those Hydrolic cars that jump, there fun..Partied hard with them for what seemed like 12hours and woke up in L.A. On the Tuesday with 3 days missing in a run off the mill house in a L.A. Suburb. Took us another 2 days to get back to Vegas ???

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Just Basics wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

I love the way you written that mate. The words ” a whole week ” ha ha .

Lol a week without drama from me feels like a year Haz!

This Murcipete guy just seems to like starting shit out of nothing. I know I can start drama. But atleast i have reasoning for it.

Think he’s still got a bee in his bonnet from months ago when I called him a naughty word.

Just move on mate….cos I have

? Good to see the Calm JB posting ????

JB ask for Seedy to remove your original post bro, that’s jail time.

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We used to help sign post some illegal raves back in the nintys… Fun times going to beaches and setting up decks with vans full of bottled water & such for selling etc, then get a local farmer to help clear the cars that had been stuck in the mud, getting him £10 for most lifts. The raves where advertised on pirate radios and sometimes at 9pm we’d take over radio 1 for 2 min to get our venue out ?

Trying to avoid the moss side boys from shooting us ?when doing the Southport outdoor events ? The 90’s were funtimes ? Newcastle guys were awesome ? with there boiler suits and kids dummys ?

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Stevie25 wrote:

Just Basics wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

I love the way you written that mate. The words ” a whole week ” ha ha .

Lol a week without drama from me feels like a year Haz!

This Murcipete guy just seems to like starting shit out of nothing. I know I can start drama. But atleast i have reasoning for it.

Think he’s still got a bee in his bonnet from months ago when I called him a naughty word.

Just move on mate….cos I have

Good to see the Calm JB posting

JB ask for Seedy to remove your original post bro, that’s jail time.

Haha thx mate. Don’t think the laws that be would be floating around this forum. Anyroad they’d have to do some serious digging to find me. I’m an enigma.

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