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[Quazzi WANTED $149 Outlaw]

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

This thread is actually amazing to read from a women’s point of view ?

You’ll probably find that if one of us took you out on a date it’d be the most dedegenerate date of your life and youd love it haha

[ap aps31 WANTED $15 Spectator]

 

Try and make the date last 5 hours. The reason for this is load up bonaza before the date starts and set the auto plays of by the time date has finished you will be half way from triggering the bonus.

 

also make sure you keep telling her you like to soend most of your free time reading head stones in cemeteries, she may look a bit confused when you first tell her this but keep reiterating the point.

[St Steller WANTED $34 Outlaw]

Take her down the pub and get her well plastered, then you wont have to worry about saying stupid things.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Run for the hills lad, don’t look back just keep running. Starts off with a nice meal holding hands looking into each others eyes, 13 years later your standing outside the B&Q with 3 gallon of paint and 4 rolls of wallpaper under your arm whilst the missus complains that you’ve parked too far away from the fucking entrance. ????

[Eightblack WANTED $446 Outlaw]

blacko1974 wrote:

Run for the hills lad, don’t look back just keep running. Starts off with a nice meal holding hands looking into each others eyes, 13 years later your standing outside the B&Q with 3 gallon of paint and 4 rolls of wallpaper under your arm whilst the missus complains that you’ve parked too far away from the fucking entrance.

Ol’ bitter blacko with his war against Cupid ? I bet the kitchen looks just the way she wanted now though mate lol

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Eightblack wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Run for the hills lad, don’t look back just keep running. Starts off with a nice meal holding hands looking into each others eyes, 13 years later your standing outside the B&Q with 3 gallon of paint and 4 rolls of wallpaper under your arm whilst the missus complains that you’ve parked too far away from the fucking entrance.

Ol’ bitter blacko with his war against Cupid I bet the kitchen looks just the way she wanted now though mate lol

Wait till u get to my age mate. Cupid fucks off the second you sign the wedding registrar.

[Thisgirl2019 WANTED $121 Outlaw]

Quazzi wrote:

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

This thread is actually amazing to read from a women’s point of view

You’ll probably find that if one of us took you out on a date it’d be the most dedegenerate date of your life and youd love it haha

Haha that’s probably true ?

[Thisgirl2019 WANTED $121 Outlaw]

Haz40 wrote:

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

This thread is actually amazing to read from a women’s point of view

I bet cos you think none of us have a clue about women and you’d be probably right

Haha dunno what women you lot have been dating but I don’t run off to text my friends half way through ?

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

blacko1974 wrote:

Run for the hills lad, don’t look back just keep running. Starts off with a nice meal holding hands looking into each others eyes, 13 years later your standing outside the B&Q with 3 gallon of paint and 4 rolls of wallpaper under your arm whilst the missus complains that you’ve parked too far away from the fucking entrance.

And don’t forget when you get home and have finished painting, you will get “it doesn’t go right with the colour of the lamps”. But instead of changing the lamps, you will have to redecorate again.

It’s a vicious never ending circle with the occasional bunk up thrown in to keep you quiet. And don’t even ask about going on holiday.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

All these jobs you speak of is all in the past for me. First lesson in been nagged by the missus to do a job. Do it so bad and believe me they never ask you again. The only thing I messed up with was my excellent cup of tea making but if that’s it that’s good enough for me.?

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Haz40 wrote:

All these jobs you speak of is all in the past for me. First lesson in been nagged by the missus to do a job. Do it so bad and believe me they never ask you again. The only thing I messed up with was my excellent cup of tea making but if that’s it that’s good enough for me.

Backfired for me mate when I tried that. Mrs W decided to fit the shelf I refused to andnwe no how that finished up hahaha

[Anonymous WANTED $483 Inactive]

Just be yourself pal warts and all.

If she dont like you then move on to the next!

But yeah dont talk about gambling.

[MajesticEnd WANTED $22 Outlaw]

thanks everyone for your feedback,

I will try to just be myself and make sure I listen to what she says not just give her a blank stare haha

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

MajesticEnd wrote:

thanks everyone for your feedback,

I will try to just be myself and make sure I listen to what she says not just give her a blank stare haha

It would be quite funny if it turned out she was also a member of this forum and had seen this post……………………..how paranoid are you going to be now hahahahaha

Good luck mate im sure it will go well. If not – learn from it and move on. i was divorced twice by 27 and still dont think either one was my fault, well maybe the first after the vegas incident but come on, it’s vegas baby. Oh and for future reference, if you ever sneak off to vegas, shouting “come on, it was vegas baby” is not funny and not a good way to win an argument.

[li little1large1 WANTED $43 Outlaw]

I have had 1 failed marriage and 2 failed long relationships so probably I’m the one that needs advice ?

But as others have said just be yourself and have fun and try not to be nervous, as she will probably be feeling the same.

Good luck and keep us all posted.

 

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