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[Su Superprop WANTED $1 Outlaw]

Love the vidoes the man’s character. The huge amounts of money just would be good to put some context to it. I presume the bandit is a man or reasonable means and success!?

[Rb Rbreen91 WANTED $493 Outlaw]

He runs a successful fishing rod, sunglasses and lighter supply business, most commonly found in seaside resorts and popular tourist locations across Europe.

[Xbobmad WANTED $734 Outlaw]

He also is the founder of Discount Lion Safari ?

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Superprop wrote:

Love the vidoes the man’s character. The huge amounts of money just would be good to put some context to it. I presume the bandit is a man or reasonable means and success!?

Putting aside the humorous comments, I believe he is a professional gambler, and the creation of these videos is <span style=”text-decoration: underline;”>one</span> of his sidelines, the affiliation money helps to place bets outside the amounts which people like us could do, which can bring significant winnings, while the losses can absorbed by his income.   He is astute enough to know that normally you couldn’t make a living out of slots, but I am surprised at the level of risk he takes on slots as a professional gambler.

Professional gambling is a skill which few people can manage and I wouldn’t recommend it.  And the affiliation side is bottoming out I think, so Bandit got in at the right time.

I am shocked that the bookies allow him to do his huge football and horse racing bets though, I read somewhere there was a  history of them capping people who won big?.

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Bambigotshot wrote:

Putting aside the humorous comments

Breen is telling the truth, it’s called El Banditos house of tat. Seedy runs the firm on his behalf. They are the biggest supplier of Kiss me quick hats in the world and import over 6 billion Jeremy Beadle mask and hand shrink glove double packs each year.

 

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Xbobmad wrote:

Bambigotshot wrote:

Putting aside the humorous comments

Breen is telling the truth, it’s called El Banditos house of tat. Seedy runs the firm on his behalf. They are the biggest supplier of Kiss me quick hats in the world and import over 6 billion Jeremy Beadle mask and hand shrink glove double packs each year.

 

Reminds me @bandit, where’s my kiss me quick hat ?????? Two months waiting now ……. bloody con it is i tells ya ….

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

where’s my kiss me quick hat

I can’t believe you picked that over the Jeremy Beadle mask and hand shrink glove ?

[Winningbird WANTED $574 Outlaw]

You lot are unreal ?

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Xbobmad wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

where’s my kiss me quick hat

I can’t believe you picked that over the Jeremy Beadle mask and hand shrink glove

Sware blind I’m look at you post going “ is shrink glove a thing or you making fun of his real small hand “ …. so I bottled it and went for the kiss

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Winningbird wrote:

You lot are unreal

Not unreal ….. unique

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Xbobmad wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

where’s my kiss me quick hat

I can’t believe you picked that over the Jeremy Beadle mask and hand shrink glove

Sware blind I’m look at you post going “ is shrink glove a thing or you making fun of his real small hand “ …. so I bottled it and went for the kiss

Fuck me my predictive text sucks … ducking Apple

sware blind, I’m looking at your post going “ is shrink glove a thing or are you making fun of his real small hand ?“ …. so I bottled it and went for the kiss

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

“ is shrink glove a thing or are you making fun of his real small hand ?“

????

[Mickeyvondickey WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Bandit was a goat herder in his native Lichtenstein. His massive hands meant he was super efficient at pumping goats milk. In the late 90’s he and his parents came over on a dinghy and that dinghy was the first item to go on sale in his tat shop, set up in the seaside town of Rhyl, North Wales. He frequented the local arcades on his lunch breaks where he learnt the ins and outs of fruit machines. He then met his mate Dave who planted trees for the local forestry commission and aquired the nickname Seedy.

The rest is history….

[Seedy WANTED $1,244 Sheriff]

You guys crack me up pahahahah

Hope you are all staying safe 🙂

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Mickeyvondickey wrote:

Bandit was a goat herder in his native Lichtenstein. His massive hands meant he was super efficient at pumping goats milk. In the late 90’s he and his parents came over on a dinghy and that dinghy was the first item to go on sale in his tat shop, set up in the seaside town of Rhyl, North Wales. He frequented the local arcades on his lunch breaks where he learnt the ins and outs of fruit machines. He then met his mate Dave who planted trees for the local forestry commission and aquired the nickname Seedy.

The rest is history….

As ever you have given only half the tale, he was not pumping goats milk, he was actually pumping goats.  After a petition was raised by the local farmers he and his parents were forced to move to Rhyl, where he met up with his friend Dave on a goat pumpers forum, this is why they are such good friends, and also how Dave got the name Seedy f

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