Pretty sure seedy got his name the same way Paul (the alien) got his. Instead of landing on a dog, he landed on some seeds, leaving a crop circle in the shape of a massive pint of beer. Bandit was on the same spaceship, but was trying to teach seedy how humans live. They both invented the pub, fruit machines, betting and later online slotting, and then continued to live partly in human form. People didnt believe bandit existed before the live streams because there were a few videos from a long time ago where he recorded himself with a big screen, and then he wasnt seen on screen until years later. He doesnt like morphing into human form because his balls are just too big to squeeze into humanly sized balls. People dont believe dave exists because hes invisible. He will morph into a human hand every now and again to trick people into thinking he is real, and give a quick wave on camera.
I should write a fuckin book ??
