Favourite Bandit quotes

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  • 6th January 2019 at 2:16 pm #34786
    Radar1974 WANTED $8
    Outlaw

    I wouldn’t be surprised if a topic like this has been started before, but i’m new to the forums so don’t shout at me if it has 🙂

    just wanted a thread where people can share their favourite Bandit commentary quotes and insults. No need to mention which slot or game he was playing (probably funnier when they are taken out of context anyway).

    my top 2 so far:

    ”You wank stain coconut sniffer”

    ”Where are you, you ginger slag!?! I have nothing against red heads, but you are ginger and clearly a slag”

     

     

     

    6th January 2019 at 4:26 pm #34814
    MrNickH WANTED $4
    Outlaw

    Im coming round your house and peeling all your bananas

    Is my absolute favourite-  no prizes for guessing the game though – this is a retro bandit quote tbh

     

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    10th January 2019 at 5:34 pm #36161
    Brekis2 WANTED $12
    Outlaw

    “Better than a kick in the dick.”

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    11th January 2019 at 12:16 pm #36589
    Radar1974 WANTED $8
    Outlaw

    “I might as well rip off my own foreskin and jam it in my eye socket”

    13th January 2019 at 1:26 pm #37378
    Nathy L K WANTED $5
    Outlaw

    A new one from the latest video,

    ‘Kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler’

    Absolute Gem! ?

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    13th January 2019 at 2:36 pm #37419
    Winningbird WANTED $574
    Outlaw

    I was laughing for a good half an hour about this one hahaha

    13th January 2019 at 2:36 pm #37421
    The Bandit WANTED $5,390
    El Bandito

    Lol fuck knows where “kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler” actually came from – i don’t half come out with some guff don’t i haha

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    13th January 2019 at 2:39 pm #37424
    Anonymous WANTED $483
    Inactive

    Wife!….

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    13th January 2019 at 2:57 pm #37441
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    Wank stain coconut sniffer and kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler literally had on the floor crying for a good few minutes

    28th February 2019 at 12:27 pm #51600
    Radar1974 WANTED $8
    Outlaw

    You onion headed, twiglet legged cock stain… no guesses where that one came from too ?

    28th February 2019 at 12:49 pm #51609
    Mr B WANTED $395
    Blocked

    (not exact words) – I’m lying down —- i can’t reach now

    28th February 2019 at 11:53 pm #51769
    Proddylegend WANTED $22
    Outlaw

    I might of dreamt this one but better than a punt in the c**t

    1st March 2019 at 1:05 am #51761
    RubyRed WANTED $1
    Outlaw

    I love it when he calls fisherman Franky a ‘lazy wanker’

    1st March 2019 at 2:01 am #51784
    Patty1974 WANTED $37
    Outlaw

    After being screwed by Machina only to pull it all back….”Great game…never in doubt!” ???

    1st March 2019 at 2:09 am #51785
    Patty1974 WANTED $37
    Outlaw

    I did enjoy the Rise of Olympus rant too on the last video followed up by the chair getting a right good slagging! Great entertainment from start to finish. ?

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