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[MrNickH WANTED $4 Outlaw]

Im coming round your house and peeling all your bananas

Is my absolute favourite-  no prizes for guessing the game though – this is a retro bandit quote tbh

 

[Brekis2 WANTED $12 Outlaw]

“Better than a kick in the dick.”

[Radar1974 WANTED $8 Outlaw]

“I might as well rip off my own foreskin and jam it in my eye socket”

[Nathy L K WANTED $5 Outlaw]

A new one from the latest video,

‘Kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler’

Absolute Gem! ?

[Winningbird WANTED $574 Outlaw]

I was laughing for a good half an hour about this one hahaha

[The Bandit WANTED $5,419 El Bandito]

Lol fuck knows where “kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler” actually came from – i don’t half come out with some guff don’t i haha

[Anonymous WANTED $483 Inactive]

Wife!….

[Green2711 WANTED $492 Outlaw]

Wank stain coconut sniffer and kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler literally had on the floor crying for a good few minutes

[Radar1974 WANTED $8 Outlaw]

You onion headed, twiglet legged cock stain… no guesses where that one came from too ?

[Mr Mr B WANTED $395 Blocked]

(not exact words) – I’m lying down —- i can’t reach now

[Proddylegend WANTED $22 Outlaw]

I might of dreamt this one but better than a punt in the c**t

[Ru RubyRed WANTED $1 Outlaw]

I love it when he calls fisherman Franky a ‘lazy wanker’

[Patty1974 WANTED $37 Outlaw]

After being screwed by Machina only to pull it all back….”Great game…never in doubt!” ???

[Patty1974 WANTED $37 Outlaw]

I did enjoy the Rise of Olympus rant too on the last video followed up by the chair getting a right good slagging! Great entertainment from start to finish. ?

[Radar1974 WANTED $8 Outlaw]

Patty1974 wrote:

I did enjoy the Rise of Olympus rant too on the last video followed up by the chair getting a right good slagging! Great entertainment from start to finish.

That rant against the chair was hilarious ?

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