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[Youteasingbastard WANTED $3 Outlaw]

Just thought I’d become a bit more active on the forum. Been a member since the first week, usually just lurking watching the man himself with his uploads, entering the odd monthly draw and admiring the big wins.

I’m Stephen, living in Bristol, born in Pembrokeshire Wales.  Always had a thing for slotting, I’m sure gambling is passed  in the genetics, but if it ain’t then it was when i was in my middle teens bunking school with the boys and playing pool and drinking in a rural pub, and the allure of the flashing lights on the fruiters and the clattering of coins spewing into the hopper.  ( shark raving mad was the boy) Soon gave that up when id find myself spunking the wages as a 19 – 20 year old in the bookies on the fruiter and the FOBT’s. I like to play poker NLH cash games and tourneys. Not for big money… I’m shit, not too good with odds and percentages and play on gut feeling lol. Got into slots again playing poker online. Couldn’t resist them, but albeit mostly sensibly. Biggest win is dead or alive 45p stakes returning £1400, 2 wild lines with 5 free spins to go. Favourite slots at the moment is probably baron samedi, jammin jars and Napoleon.  Waffled on far too much. Feel free to chat say hi. Cheers.

[Seedy WANTED $1,243 Sheriff]

Great to have you here mate sounds like you did enjoy yourself as a kid lol im sure gambling is genetic but like yourself also think the science guys would dispell that random belief ?

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Welcome to the forum lad.

[Youteasingbastard WANTED $3 Outlaw]

Its the joys(?) Of living in the arse end of Wales seedy where the landlords are, how can I say… relaxed about who they served. The reality probably was the young uns would come in handy through the winter months when the tourists buggered off haha.                                                                          Cheers blacko mate.

 

[The Bandit WANTED $5,390 El Bandito]

Welcome to the active posting part of the forum mate haha I can’t talk to you though – you have had a wild line. Fucking wild line, where’s mine, it;s only been 7635736 years of trying haha!

[Youteasingbastard WANTED $3 Outlaw]

It was a sight to behold,  barely had the extra spins since mind you.   Just waiting on the 5 scatters now, appears id have more chance sprouting lady bits. Here’s a proposition for you.. I’m almost maxed out on my wild swarm, first time. I’m a low stakes player and don’t have the bollocks or the funds to chase big bet swarm mode. Wanna go halfsies? I could bank transfer to you an arranged sum / limit, you jump onto my account and record it, maybe make a feature of it perhaps? Just a thought…

[The Bandit WANTED $5,390 El Bandito]

I’ve stopped playing it to be honest mate, i got to a position of £129,000 profit on the game and chased it out on £100, i lost £25,500 doing that which left me at £103.5k up, i left it alone for a bit but then went back, i got myself back to £110k+ and then i had a session that was 121 bees to activate, at the time it opened i was on £60 stake – it paid £2k and i lost 20k which put me to a +£90k position on that game since July this year. I called it a day at that point as to be totally honest, i was moving up the stakes too fast, i’ve spent the money on a house which we are currently moving in to.

Since i stopped there have been loads of horror stories, 200 bees, 300 bees, 700 bees to activate – just be really careful on it is my advice.

I’ve had such an awesome year between Wild Swarm and Reel King that i have been able to achieve my long term goal, buying a house – I have now spent all that money and it was close on £300k of profits but i pushed and pushed and pushed until i had the big kick in the dick and that came with the £84,000 session – at one stage in that session i had just £195 left in the balance, i clawed my way back to a withdrawal of just under £56,000 i think it was, it was around a £28,000 loss and that is where i stopped the high stake craziness but it was the high stake craziness that got me there. I just decided i would keep going until i got hit and then i’d stop, which is exactly what happened. I got accused of my big loss being “convenient”, i tell you something, it wasn’t convenient for me lol It was always going to happen and i had said that when it did, i would show it and talk about it, which i did.

Since that session, i have played Reel King and topped it again at 20p, 40p, £1.60, £3, £8 and £16 – I have gradually made my way through the game again, using only minimum deposits and then working from the winnings trying to achieve the next stake up,i have to build again now, from the bottom and the way i did that to start with was to only move up the stakes with the profit, hope for a big hit and then crack on, total loss of profits will see me go back down the stakes and that is just the way i approach that game.

[Youteasingbastard WANTED $3 Outlaw]

700 bees would be a fucking horror. Imagine.  Congratulations on your new home. A home bought on profits. A hell of an achievement, and journey. Speaking of which, is it nearer or further for the Mrs to go to asda when you hit the top.. lol. Hope you all settle down nicely into it. And the puss puss.  How a big loss can be convenient I’ll never know.  Convenient to the casino. But no dramas. I’ll plug away at the swarm in block sessions when I’m feeling flush. It’ll come eventually.

[Youteasingbastard WANTED $3 Outlaw]

Bandit. You know we were talking wild swarm.. How I’d almost maxed it on 20p’s and have a bit of a bash on higher stakes for the swarm…

It’s just had my pants down, and tried opening me up like a terrys chocolate orange. Dry.

Plugging away on the 20p’s last couple of bees to collect. In drops the pretty pink box and gives me instant swarm the c**t.. gives me 24 sovs and level 2.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,390 El Bandito]

Oh absolute mega spew, it was always a right bastard when it gave the old inst swarm! Maybe it was a blessing in disguise mate!

[Youteasingbastard WANTED $3 Outlaw]

That’s what it’s getting chalked down as!

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