have you gone skint

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  • #60398
    Malkychamp WANTED $486
    Outlaw

    Don’t believe the myths you see before you let me inform you of the truth of the bandit. He has forbade the king of the reels demands and now must voyage to the top of the Reel kings ladder upon mount yellow in order to confront him and be able to ‘press it’ 1 last time. Should he fail in this quest he will be banished from ever venturing onto a ladder ever again and will be restricted to that dreaded collect button.However if he is successful and defeats the final boss at the top of the ladder on mount yellow he will be aloud to return pressing freely knowing that the king of the reels has been defeated. Now he will never share this information with us ‘the people’ but be assured he is currently on this quest, He told me not to tell anyone but my mouth is just to big and the secrecy is killing me. ‘Do it for The People’ 😀

    Mrs has tonsillitis what nerds going to believe that? 😛

    #60539
    Masquerade WANTED $14
    Outlaw

    Winningbird wrote:

    Eightblack wrote:

    Well fuck me here we are, a genuine fuckwit in the wild… Obviously you haven’t listened or you’d know he’s away due to family issues which obviously come first, and he has topped reel king in the mean time, if you go on twitter.

     

    Did the lack of bandit content really cause you so much upset you had to go and complain on his site despite the absence being explained to you? Or are you just a sour cunt

    Sipping bleach is better than water for some people, I reckon.

    Is it bad that I read this in David attenborough’s voice???

    I’ve just reread using your suggestion and now my lovely laptop is sprayed with Lucozade !!

    (Yes!! – you pervs. …. Lucozade !…. not bleach though…. that’s for insensitive ignoramuses and toilets)

    Thanks for the laugh WB.

    #60619
    Dynamik23 WANTED $82
    Outlaw

    Lol. Eight black. Love it.

    #60624
    EnglishGuy WANTED $99
    Outlaw

    No the Reel Truth, is that he hit the top too many times on a certain gamble ladder, and all the casino’s banned him from anything but 20p stakes.

     

     

    (see what i did there.) 😉

     

     

    #60627
    WiggyOfStHelens WANTED $96
    Outlaw

    Can i just add……  Get well soon Mrs Bandit…

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