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[Mr Mr B WANTED $395 Blocked]

So in recent years I have gotten into the habit of responding to some messages as if they are from an automated response. Firstly, never to actually try and trick anyone. Secondly, for fun, not because I am an underlying idiot, which I am, it’s just not why.

Asked if I am around just now, my reply was : We’re sorry but this person is in zombie mode having just woke up. Please leave a message and a nice cuppa after the tone DOOOOOOOO

Feel free to steal the idea, if you don’t already do it ? 🙂 This member of the lunatic asylum hopes you have a great evening.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

I reply like this to the mrs sometimes, where are you she says “The user you are trying to contact has seen a fit bird and currently cannot reply” she goes nuts lol

[Mr Mr B WANTED $395 Blocked]

Man she must love you and know you are her rock mate. My wife would have stabbed me and the imaginary girl I am auto referring to lmao

[Winningbird WANTED $574 Outlaw]

When someone in my family is talking to me face to face usually if it’s a rant, I pretend to be a statue hahah. They get bored after 5 minutes, piss off to another room and leave me alone ?

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