That’s a fantastic idea. I would like to add just two rules.
#rule one
10 print “fuck+bastard+bollox”
20 goto 10
#rule two
30 if winner=user:’farahtrousers’ then goto 50
40 if winner=user:” then goto 30
50 print “congratulations, you lucky feck!”
fookin sorted, a triple infinite amount of money for christmas, thanks man !