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[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

Mickey Mouse wanted a divorce from Minnie ….. so after hearing the arguments, the judge stresses” I have heard the argument, but I can not allow you To divorce her her looks”

mickey slams his fist and shouts …. “ that’s not what I meant when I said she was fucking goofy “

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Mickey Mouse wanted a divorce from Minnie ….. so after hearing the arguments, the judge stresses” I have heard the argument, but I can not allow you To divorce her her looks”

mickey slams his fist and shouts …. “ that’s not what I meant when I said she was fucking goofy “

Mickey Mouse wanted a divorce from Minnie ….. so after hearing the arguments, the judge stresses” I have heard the argument, but I can not allow you To divorce her because of her looks”

mickey slams his fist and shouts …. “ that’s not what I meant when I said she was fucking goofy “

[snake_city WANTED $19 Outlaw]

Well played

[Da Damien93 WANTED $2 Outlaw]

If anyone knows any good fruit machine jokes, give me a nudge…

[sidders WANTED $21 Outlaw]

I went into boots the chemist the other day to buy some condoms. The cashier asks, “Do you want a bag?”

I said “No thanks she’s not that ugly.”

 

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

Santa is a good man to play poker against,  he  always checks twice

[Nialld17 WANTED $15 Outlaw]

What do you call a man with no shins.

Tony

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

What do you call a women with cutlery on her head ???

caff

[eejit101 WANTED $312 Outlaw]

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

I have a gun.

So get in the car

[Winningbird WANTED $574 Outlaw]

I’m appalled at the lot of you. I relied on this thread the other day and not one laugh came from my mouth. Hang your heads in shame ??

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

Winningbird wrote:

I’m appalled at the lot of you. I relied on this thread the other day and not one laugh came from my mouth. Hang your heads in shame

When should you buy a (winning) bird ??? When she’s going cheep ……

 

 

[dy dynamo WANTED $1 Outlaw]

An Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman are crossing the Sahara Desert in a Jeep. When they are halfway across the Jeep breaks down.

They decided to each go in a seprate direction to find help. They drew lots so each person could take one thing from the Jeep to help them.

The Englishman won so went first picking the canteen of water stating that when he is hot he can have a drink of water and cool down.

The Scottishman was second so he picked the parasol stating that when he is hot he can put it up and get some shade to cool down.

The Irishman went last picking the door of the Jeep.

The Englishman and Scottishman both puzzled asked the Irishman why he picked the door of the Jeep?

The Irishman said when he feels hot he can roll the window down on the door and feel the breeze???

[Winningbird WANTED $574 Outlaw]

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Winningbird wrote:

I’m appalled at the lot of you. I relied on this thread the other day and not one laugh came from my mouth. Hang your heads in shame

When should you buy a (winning) bird ??? When she’s going cheep ……

 

 

I’ll admit.. I smirked

 

dynamo wrote:

An Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman are crossing the Sahara Desert in a Jeep. When they are halfway across the Jeep breaks down.

They decided to each go in a seprate direction to find help. They drew lots so each person could take one thing from the Jeep to help them.

The Englishman won so went first picking the canteen of water stating that when he is hot he can have a drink of water and cool down.

The Scottishman was second so he picked the parasol stating that when he is hot he can put it up and get some shade to cool down.

The Irishman went last picking the door of the Jeep.

The Englishman and Scottishman both puzzled asked the Irishman why he picked the door of the Jeep?

The Irishman said when he feels hot he can roll the window down on the door and feel the breeze

I would have gone for a blonde, a brunette and a redhead ? but that’s brill ?

[Geezawin WANTED $270 Outlaw]

Head over to slots temlpe .

Bash out as many bous’s as you like on free play .

Bonus pass is still available on this version .

Enjoy or not.

I would imagine the big payouts will come from the amount of spins awarded at the begining of the game ,where it is possible to get 100 from a 7 wheel trigger max .

[dy dynamo WANTED $1 Outlaw]

A man buys an old looking brass lamp he finds whilst rummaging through a secondhand shop.

When he gets home he starts cleaning the lamp and genie pops out of the lamp. The genie exclaims that the man can have one wish in return for freeing the genie from the lamp.

The man thinks for a long time and eventually says that he has decided on the wish “I wish there was a bridge from the UK to USA, so I can drive to America”.

The genie pauses and then asks the man are you sure that’s what you want, you wouldn’t rather be rich or famous? It’s only that building a bridge from the UK to the USA is a big ask, think of all the concrete, steel, tarmac etc. not to mention that everyone will notice a bridge magically appearing, is there really nothing else you would rather have?

The man thinks for an even longer time and eventually states, okay if the bridge from the UK to the USA is going to be that much of a problem, I do have one other wish “I wish I understood how women think”.

With no hesitation the genie says “How many lanes do you want on your bridge” ???

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