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21st January 2020 at 8:03 pm #8908621st January 2020 at 10:31 pm #89103
Mickey Mouse wanted a divorce from Minnie ….. so after hearing the arguments, the judge stresses” I have heard the argument, but I can not allow you To divorce her her looks”
mickey slams his fist and shouts …. “ that’s not what I meant when I said she was fucking goofy “
22nd January 2020 at 6:42 am #89115Mickey Mouse wanted a divorce from Minnie ….. so after hearing the arguments, the judge stresses” I have heard the argument, but I can not allow you To divorce her her looks”
mickey slams his fist and shouts …. “ that’s not what I meant when I said she was fucking goofy “
Mickey Mouse wanted a divorce from Minnie ….. so after hearing the arguments, the judge stresses” I have heard the argument, but I can not allow you To divorce her because of her looks”
mickey slams his fist and shouts …. “ that’s not what I meant when I said she was fucking goofy “
1122nd January 2020 at 7:08 am #8911622nd January 2020 at 11:23 am #8913922nd January 2020 at 6:19 pm #89180I went into boots the chemist the other day to buy some condoms. The cashier asks, “Do you want a bag?”
I said “No thanks she’s not that ugly.”
122nd January 2020 at 7:07 pm #8918522nd January 2020 at 7:40 pm #8918922nd January 2020 at 8:45 pm #8919622nd January 2020 at 11:23 pm #8920423rd January 2020 at 6:48 pm #89258I’m appalled at the lot of you. I relied on this thread the other day and not one laugh came from my mouth. Hang your heads in shame ??
23rd January 2020 at 7:16 pm #89259I’m appalled at the lot of you. I relied on this thread the other day and not one laugh came from my mouth. Hang your heads in shame
When should you buy a (winning) bird ??? When she’s going cheep ……
23rd January 2020 at 7:20 pm #89260An Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman are crossing the Sahara Desert in a Jeep. When they are halfway across the Jeep breaks down.
They decided to each go in a seprate direction to find help. They drew lots so each person could take one thing from the Jeep to help them.
The Englishman won so went first picking the canteen of water stating that when he is hot he can have a drink of water and cool down.
The Scottishman was second so he picked the parasol stating that when he is hot he can put it up and get some shade to cool down.
The Irishman went last picking the door of the Jeep.
The Englishman and Scottishman both puzzled asked the Irishman why he picked the door of the Jeep?
The Irishman said when he feels hot he can roll the window down on the door and feel the breeze???
23rd January 2020 at 7:42 pm #89261I’m appalled at the lot of you. I relied on this thread the other day and not one laugh came from my mouth. Hang your heads in shame
When should you buy a (winning) bird ??? When she’s going cheep ……
I’ll admit.. I smirked
An Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman are crossing the Sahara Desert in a Jeep. When they are halfway across the Jeep breaks down.
They decided to each go in a seprate direction to find help. They drew lots so each person could take one thing from the Jeep to help them.
The Englishman won so went first picking the canteen of water stating that when he is hot he can have a drink of water and cool down.
The Scottishman was second so he picked the parasol stating that when he is hot he can put it up and get some shade to cool down.
The Irishman went last picking the door of the Jeep.
The Englishman and Scottishman both puzzled asked the Irishman why he picked the door of the Jeep?
The Irishman said when he feels hot he can roll the window down on the door and feel the breeze
I would have gone for a blonde, a brunette and a redhead ? but that’s brill ?
124th January 2020 at 1:28 pm #89311Head over to slots temlpe .
Bash out as many bous’s as you like on free play .
Bonus pass is still available on this version .
Enjoy or not.
I would imagine the big payouts will come from the amount of spins awarded at the begining of the game ,where it is possible to get 100 from a 7 wheel trigger max .
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