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[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Right Troops,

Wanna hear the Karaoke numbers you’ve all tried when your pissed, you know the ones you think you can nail and end up making a cunt of yourself in front of a boozer full of people. Mines was a drunken night in Glasgow when the whisky convinced me that Tom Jones “Delilah” was a piece of piss to sing, two minutes into the song and my wife had nearly slid from the seat to under the table with embarrassment.

p.s. Radiohead’s creep comes a close second, all is good till it gets to that “She’s running for the doooooooor” high shit.

[Mr Mr B WANTED $395 Blocked]

I’m not a drinker. Worst illness on the planet.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Mr B wrote:

I’m not a drinker. Worst illness on the planet.

LOL

[MichaelLFC96 WANTED $114 Outlaw]

https://youtu.be/wR44lv3HQHM

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

I can honestly say that I have never done karaoke – maybe when me and blacko hit Edinburgh that might change

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

andywilliams1187 wrote:

I can honestly say that I have never done karaoke – maybe when me and blacko hit Edinburgh that might change

You better be good lad, I’ve won 2 competitions so far. You could be the fifth beatle Andy boy.

[Thisgirl2019 WANTED $121 Outlaw]

I’ll have the alcohol hold the karaoke ??

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

I’ll have the alcohol hold the karaoke ??

That sounds like a plan. We can sit at the bar whilst blacko gives his best karaoke song

 

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

I’ll have the alcohol hold the karaoke ??

That sounds like a plan. We can sit at the bar whilst blacko gives his best karaoke song

 

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HAHAHA You Bastard.

[Thisgirl2019 WANTED $121 Outlaw]

That mean I’m invited? ?

[Tr Trowblerone WANTED $33 Outlaw]

I won a competition years ago, i did Tom Jones- It’s not unusual and Queen- another one biutes the dust.

full of confidence i entered it again the following year and did Mr Lonely whilst in a Kim Jong Un mask and giving it the full ‘Ronery’

Out in the first round. It did not go down very well.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

That mean I’m invited? ?

Thisgirl2019 Your names been put up on the Karaoke already lassie, were both singing “Islands in the Stream” haha

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

Me singing ha. Not unless you want either an empty pub or the screeching sound of my voice shattering the pub windows. ?

[MajesticEnd WANTED $22 Outlaw]

When the local Karaoke was on I’d usually sing some Elton John man they were some good times hahaha

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

That mean I’m invited?

You can come to Edinburgh if you want hahaha

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