Saw it last night and I have liked the other megaways slots so had about 300 spins at £1. I think my outcomes were almost the polar opposite to yourself, the base game almost ruined me, not sure I had more than a handful of wins over 100 spins at one point, however I hit 2 bonuses, although one paid fuck (£12 or so) all the other hit enough that I came out even.
I think it does have some huge potential in the bonus game though, all it would need is a hit of 5-6 wilds and you could easily see some crazy wins.
It would indeed be great to see Bandit give it a go!