The governor of the Bank of England has joined the many figureheads who have publicly warned of the effects of climate change.
Yes…remember now? There is an existential threat to our civilization. Now perhaps we could all stop squabbling, move on from the giveaway debacle, and channel our energy in to something more productive. I propose, if only for one day a year, we have a “set your farts on fire” day. Even though the byproducts of burning methane contain CO², it is well known that carbon dioxide is roughly 30 times less harmful than methane.
Beyond this, imagine what sponsoring a cow £2 a month could do to greenhouse emissions. Together, we could fund hundreds if not thousands of pilot lights for our sacred beefs. Just imagine. Flame thrower equipped Daisy’s all over the country in a beautiful and climate friendly pyrotechnics show.
