Piss boiling

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  • #46944
    Eightblack WANTED $446
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    What gambling related thing absolutely gets your piss boiling and your pineapples peeled?

    Until last night I’d say it would be a megaways bonus buy donk but that’s nothing compared to the asshole watching me play a deal or no deal fruity in the pub, I was up on the super board and had a pot of £18 to collect if it fucked me on the ? So I was laughing with 2quid in, so the ? Lands and the high/low is on 6 so just as my hand reaches to collect pot this smelly bastard slaps higher without my consent and it rolls in 4 GAME OVER… Fuckkk I could have killed him, you don’t fuck with a man’s game. Prick.

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    #46950
    Haz40 WANTED $1,167
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    That would really wind me up mate. Glad it’s never happened to me. Had enough people try and tell me how to play but never anyone actually hit the button. ?

    #46954
    EnglishGuy WANTED $99
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    Good way to get yourself knocked out i reckon.

    #46956
    Malkychamp WANTED $486
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    Hope you sent him a get well soon card for when he came back around

    #46957
    nickpig30 WANTED $3
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    Anyone ever play Crazy Fruits fruit machine ?

    I worked in a chippie after school about 20 yrs ago, my mates would come in and play the fruity – I remember one of mates hitting the £15 jackpot on the cash shots feature and dancing round like a loony but he still had a cash shot left and it didnt auto collect – it got pressed again without him knowing and he hit £1 repeat (which didnt repeat) – still makes me laugh as he was tilted like anything (ahh to be 15 again and tilted by a fruity) – one lad kept saying “another pound will do it” until he emptied his £20 allowance into it.

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    #46978
    Mr B WANTED $395
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    I actually did this to a friend. A little different though. I was standing skewed to the machine so the reel said 1 so I pressed higher and it went to 10 but I couldn’t enjoy the moment and go lower cause it said LOSE. It was actually an 11 not a 1. I paid the loss to my friend. Regardless, he would have gone lower but I crossed the line.

    #46991
    Green2711 WANTED $492
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    Fuck me mate, it’s only £18 but I would have given him a swift kick in the dick for that. It’s interesting being on a gambling forums and hearing these kinds of things happen I’ve read a few stories on here of people doing this in the bookies also or trying to print someone elses ticket on the FoBT’s and doing a runner. Absolute scumbags. I’ve never had anything like this happen to me tbh so it’s shocking to hear about these kinds of things.

    #46994
    Winningbird WANTED $574
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    Nothing worse than people you don’t know standing round you whilst playing a fruity.. I bloody hate it. It’s making my blood boil thinking what that cockwomble did to you.. what an absolute bellend

    #47051
    Eightblack WANTED $446
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    I’m still seething about it tbh its more the principal of it than the money although £18 was a few more pints which is annoying lol what a dick who does that?!

     

    I did spin around and tell him what I thought of him but a couple of dudes came over and got between us which was probably for the best, he was a big bloke and I’m certainly no fighter ? getting beaten up would have really salted the wound ??

    #47053
    Malkychamp WANTED $486
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    Eightblack wrote:

    I’m still seething about it tbh its more the principal of it than the money although £18 was a few more pints which is annoying lol what a dick who does that?!

     

    I did spin around and tell him what I thought of him but a couple of dudes came over and got between us which was probably for the best, he was a big bloke and I’m certainly no fighter ? getting beaten up would have really salted the wound ??

    every right to be pal. i mean if it was a friend it would have been a little easier to take but just some random wtf. Only time i have ever had this wasn’t a bandit but 1 of the quiz machines not sure if you still get them in pubs. I have no problem whatsoever if they shouted out the answer right or wrong but to actually hit the screen is a whole different level of dickheadness

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    #47078
    Anonymous WANTED $483
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    What a cunt!

     

    <span style=”font-size: 1rem;”>Well done for keeping your cool mate.</span>

    Cant say I would have done ??

    #47169
    WiggyOfStHelens WANTED $96
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    This boils my piss……   Donk!!!!!   haha

    #47175
    DEVIL4POSTER WANTED $55
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    can totally relate to this. I’ve had this exact same thing happen to me and seen it happen to others too. all in slightly different circumstances sometimes by friends sometimes by strangers. usually done deliberately to either make me lose so they can poach the machine or they get carried away in the moment of the gamble, with my money might I add, or thirdly they hope to make out they helped me get said prize or JP and can put claim to that prize.

    However the most disgusting story I have is going back about 10years ago. I was struggling with lots of debt about 6 maxed credit cards, three overdrafts at their limits two loans and a sh*t income and living away from home. fudge knows how I survived those days winning at poker and being the luckiest f*cker alive on the fobts and anything else I touched for a 2/3 year period.

    Anyway I just got paid and knew I’d be short of funds for all my bills as usual so decided the casino was the answer, but how to get there it was a good 30minute drive away. A so called friend said if I ever got the urge to go and needed somone to take him give him a bell, so I did. he said if he could have some money for driving me there, I said yeah like £40, (a taxi is only £50 by the way). when he rocks up to the meetin point he says, “hope you don’t mind mate, X wants to come along as well”. I said, “why would I care?”. “well X hasn’t got any money can you lend him £50 as well as the £200 you said you can lend me”. I said lets get there and see how things go.

    We set off and get to the casino I play BJ the driver friend joins me we both get up about 2k each of my money. I ask my friend for the £200 back he says, ” by the end of the night don’t worry.” the other guy I have at some point in the night lent the £50 to after much herranging. the guy I lent the £50 to goes off to play roulette, he comes back when were at 2k each and tells us to much glee that’s he’s up to 10k. I look over at the roulette table not believing him, but the staff confirm its true and I can see all his chips against the rail. I say, ” can I have my £50 back now!” he say’s don’t worry about it later.

    later never came they both lost all their money and wanted me to pay for the petrol and their food. life lesson learnt.

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