Pull My Cracker!!

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  • #84249
    Seedy WANTED $1,245
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    Ok a little bit of Christmas fun I’m going to say the answer to a Christmas cracker joke and you have to put in the question to that answer. ????? so without waiting any longer here is the first….

    A. There days are numbered!

    Good luck ??

    #84252
    Rbreen91 WANTED $493
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    Rbreen91?

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    #84253
    Malkychamp WANTED $486
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    How long will Man United last in the premier league?

    #84255
    Xbobmad WANTED $734
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    Second vote for Rbreen ?? Or something about calendars ?

    #84259
    Seedy WANTED $1,245
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    ??????? bob is the closest so far although rbreen and malkys did crack me up.

    #84261
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706
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    Seedy wrote:

    Ok a little bit of Christmas fun I’m going to say the answer to a Christmas cracker joke and you have to put in the question to that answer. ????? so without waiting any longer here is the first….

    A. There days are numbered!

    Good luck ??

    Why is it bad to be an advent calendar ?

    #84262
    Seedy WANTED $1,245
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    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    Seedy wrote:

    Ok a little bit of Christmas fun I’m going to say the answer to a Christmas cracker joke and you have to put in the question to that answer. ????? so without waiting any longer here is the first….

    A. There days are numbered!

    Good luck ??

    Why is it bad to be an advent calendar ?

    Ding ding dong seyahkram pulled my cracker!!!! We are still on a break btw!! Bert the Llama say hi…

    More coming soon about to drive.

    #84263
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706
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    Ahhh fuck I posted that?  Shit I was going to leave it … so people could have some fun … sorry boys ….

    one in return … sorry seedy Man

    “You’ve got three extra hoes.” What’s the question

    #84266
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706
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    Seedy wrote:

    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    Seedy wrote:

    Ok a little bit of Christmas fun I’m going to say the answer to a Christmas cracker joke and you have to put in the question to that answer. ????? so without waiting any longer here is the first….

    A. There days are numbered!

    Good luck ??

    Why is it bad to be an advent calendar ?

    Ding ding dong seyahkram pulled my cracker!!!! We are still on a break btw!! Bert the Llama say hi…

    More coming soon about to drive.

    Ha Burt  the lama …see only a man who spelled their days with there days could call a lama Burt……. deffo on a break ….( I feel the ban hammer closing) ???

    #84272
    Winningbird WANTED $574
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    I would have said ‘why was the advent calendar sad?’ Or ‘what did the policeman say to the calendar?’ Haha

    #84278
    Xbobmad WANTED $734
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    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    “You’ve got three extra hoes.” What’s the question

    What’s the best thing about buying a pack of 3 Donuts ?

    #84282
    eejit101 WANTED $312
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    Thats holes.

    “you get three extra Hoes”

    Whats the best thing about the current low priced, buy one get 3 free prostitute offer in Warrington?

    #84284
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706
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    eejit101 wrote:

    Thats holes.

    “you get three extra Hoes”

    Whats the best thing about the current low priced, buy one get 3 free prostitute offer in Warrington?

    Ohhh I wish this was the answer

    #84285
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706
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    Xbobmad wrote:

    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    “You’ve got three extra hoes.” What’s the question

    What’s the best thing about buying a pack of 3 Donuts ?

    That’s 1

    #84289
    Seedy WANTED $1,245
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    Seyahkram1977 wrote:

    Ahhh fuck I posted that?  Shit I was going to leave it … so people could have some fun … sorry boys ….

    one in return … sorry seedy Man

    “You’ve got three extra hoes.” What’s the question

    What happens when Santa gets overtime pay?

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