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[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Ok Bandit lad has rolled out a cash giveaway and the swarm has exploded we now have bees (members) everywhere so lets roll put a new subject.

Has anybody had a shit celebrity encounter?, I have had three. My daughter has had the pleasure of James Arthurs company and has ate in the same London café with ms boobilicious herself Kelly Brook, that’s fair play in my book. Here’s the cards I got dealt. Stood twenty feet away from Ruth Madoc in Bristol (nice looking lady), Met the Krankie’s outside Glasgow Pavillion and last but not least stopped Terry from Love Island in Cyprus to ask if it was ok to have his photo taken with the missus. How do you like the apples?, would have swapped it all for 10 minutes staring at Kelly Brooks funbags.

I wasn’t nervous at all meeting these titans off the entertainment industry where as I think I would probably shit myself if I met the Bandit or Rocknrolla.

Anybody else out there that can name drop as much as me.

p.s to all the young uns that don’t know who Ruth Madoc is ! Googles your friend you lazy fuckers

[li little1large1 WANTED $43 Outlaw]

hi De hi fella

Well I was in lift with Buster Merryfield.

Again youngsters Google it.

Oh and when I was in the Army many years ago the Queen Mother spoke to my mate next to me.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

Met Alan Hansen at Cheltenham races. Very down to earth bloke. Was a bit speechless as I’m a Liverpool fan. I probably looked a right tit lol.

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Well when I was a kid I had the pleasure of living a few houses away from a Newcastle Utd player who took a young gazza under his wing, I use to go round and play football with him, I was like 12/13 he was such a nice guy, I also got to go training with the Newcastle Utd team.

it was brilliant

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I used to work at LWT/London studios as a youngster, so met a fair few tv celebs during the course of my work as a porter. 99% of them were great, they were at work, and so were you, one big happy family. However, one day I was delivering a package to someone who worked on the 4th floor, which was the GMTV workers floor. As I got out the lift, Eamonn Holmes was there, so I politely asked if he knew where the person I was delivering to sat. He literally looked at me like a bit of dirt, and said ” Do I look like a fucking tour guide” I thought he was joking, but he really wasnt. Ignorant ****. Hated him ever since.

[stony WANTED $28 Outlaw]

Saw Bruce Forsyth doddering round a garden centre once, he didnt have a clue where he was.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

I’ve actually been told before by someone that Eamonn Holmes is a total fanny, one nasty bastard apparently. My Dad had a similar experience with Billy Connolly who looked at my old man as if he was shit on his shoes.

Met an old Welsh couple on holiday a few years ago, they had money and liked to travel and play golf, they met Sean Connery at some golf course in Spain, total Ballbag apparently who treated his caddies like dog shit. Funny how they forget their old arse when they make it big innit!.

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

I met these when on holiday – shit part was the Mrs was with me and nagged most of the holiday

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

stony wrote:

Saw Bruce Forsyth doddering round a garden centre once, he didnt have a clue where he was.

You should have walked up to him and said “Nice to see you to see you nice”, he would have loved that lol.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

andywilliams1187 wrote:

I met these when on holiday – shit part was the Mrs was with me and nagged most of the holiday

Are you the one with the white tshirt on mate?

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blacko1974 wrote:

Ok Bandit lad has rolled out a cash giveaway and the swarm has exploded we now have bees (members) everywhere so lets roll put a new subject.

Has anybody had a shit celebrity encounter?, I have had three. My daughter has had the pleasure of James Arthurs company and has ate in the same London café with ms boobilicious herself Kelly Brook, that’s fair play in my book. Here’s the cards I got dealt. Stood twenty feet away from Ruth Madoc in Bristol (nice looking lady), Met the Krankie’s outside Glasgow Pavillion and last but not least stopped Terry from Love Island in Cyprus to ask if it was ok to have his photo taken with the missus. How do you like the apples?, would have swapped it all for 10 minutes staring at Kelly Brooks funbags.

I wasn’t nervous at all meeting these titans off the entertainment industry where as I think I would probably shit myself if I met the Bandit or Rocknrolla.

Anybody else out there that can name drop as much as me.

p.s to all the young uns that don’t know who Ruth Madoc is ! Googles your friend you lazy fuckers

Bandit for the Jungle!

[Johnny WANTED $3 Outlaw]

Unbelievably I’ve been told to fuck off by 3 celebs. Hugh Grant, David Haye and Martin Kemp.

I bumped in to Hugh at Edinburgh airport and asked for a photo as we were on a stag do and he politely told me to fuck off as he is also entitled to a holiday

I asked David Haye for an autograph half way through a Sky Sports interview and I quote “fuck off mate I’m trying to get on the telly”

I went to see Spandau Ballet on their reunion tour and stayed in the same hotel as them, I spent time with all the band (Tony Hadley had a little bag with him at all times and wouldn’t say what was in it, It was Gary Kemp’s birthday so he went out rather than going to the hotel bar, but as luck would have it I sat next to him at Breakfast, when I mentioned I had a drink with Tony the first thing he said was “did he have his bag?”) anyway I mentioned something about Eastenders to Martin and he told me to fuck off

weirdest celebrity encounter for me was having a wee in the urinanal next to Rod Stewart in planet Hollywood and asking him “is that why they call you Rod?”

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Hacko1 wrote:

Well when I was a kid I had the pleasure of living a few houses away from a Newcastle Utd player who took a young gazza under his wing, I use to go round and play football with him, I was like 12/13 he was such a nice guy, I also got to go training with the Newcastle Utd team.

it was brilliant

Aww mate top Marks, a living, breathing, slightly mad Geordie, Gers English fucking legend. I’ m a jealous man.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

little1large1 wrote:

hi De hi fella

Well I was in lift with Buster Merryfield.

Again youngsters Google it.

Oh and when I was in the Army many years ago the Queen Mother spoke to my mate next to me.

We don’t do enough for you blokes in the services, top Lad. Must have been an honour.

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