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Johnny wrote:

Unbelievably I’ve been told to fuck off by 3 celebs. Hugh Grant, David Haye and Martin Kemp.

I bumped in to Hugh at Edinburgh airport and asked for a photo as we were on a stag do and he politely told me to fuck off as he is also entitled to a holiday

I asked David Haye for an autograph half way through a Sky Sports interview and I quote “fuck off mate I’m trying to get on the telly”

I went to see Spandau Ballet on their reunion tour and stayed in the same hotel as them, I spent time with all the band (Tony Hadley had a little bag with him at all times and wouldn’t say what was in it, It was Gary Kemp’s birthday so he went out rather than going to the hotel bar, but as luck would have it I sat next to him at Breakfast, when I mentioned I had a drink with Tony the first thing he said was “did he have his bag?”) anyway I mentioned something about Eastenders to Martin and he told me to fuck off

weirdest celebrity encounter for me was having a wee in the urinanal next to Rod Stewart in planet Hollywood and asking him “is that why they call you Rod?”

Jeez mate that’s quite a collection, fortunately for me Jimmy Krankie didn’t tell me to fuck off as I would have promptly booted him/her?? straight up the arse, would have told Hugh Grant and Martin Kemp to fuck off as they are shit actors anyway. Don’t know about Haye!, it would take a bigger fucker than me to fight him, try Andy Williams or the Bandit.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Watch your step Lad, my fingers on the red button, its pointing at Southport as we speak.

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I used to work for the British Museum so met quite a few to be fair:

Prince Charles and the Duke of Edinburgh. A few different actors and actresses

The last job i did there was the Spectre (James Bond) after party which was mint plus Rachel Weisz looked fit

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Steller wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Ok Bandit lad has rolled out a cash giveaway and the swarm has exploded we now have bees (members) everywhere so lets roll put a new subject.

Has anybody had a shit celebrity encounter?, I have had three. My daughter has had the pleasure of James Arthurs company and has ate in the same London café with ms boobilicious herself Kelly Brook, that’s fair play in my book. Here’s the cards I got dealt. Stood twenty feet away from Ruth Madoc in Bristol (nice looking lady), Met the Krankie’s outside Glasgow Pavillion and last but not least stopped Terry from Love Island in Cyprus to ask if it was ok to have his photo taken with the missus. How do you like the apples?, would have swapped it all for 10 minutes staring at Kelly Brooks funbags.

I wasn’t nervous at all meeting these titans off the entertainment industry where as I think I would probably shit myself if I met the Bandit or Rocknrolla.

Anybody else out there that can name drop as much as me.

p.s to all the young uns that don’t know who Ruth Madoc is ! Googles your friend you lazy fuckers

Bandit for the Jungle!

Hey Mate, the bandit can’t last 2 minutes without playing Reel King let alone 3 weeks. He would be hyperventilating before he got on the plane at Heathrow.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Is that you Andy Boy?

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Yes mate but dropped 6 stone since then!!! I am 6 2 but was weighing in at 23 stone

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Haz40 wrote:

Met Alan Hansen at Cheltenham races. Very down to earth bloke. Was a bit speechless as I’m a Liverpool fan. I probably looked a right tit lol.

Hansen’s got those eyes that look right through you hasn’t he, its as if he’s reading the back of your mind when hes talking to you. Liverpool Legend.

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I remember Claire Sweeney asking if we would open the museum after hours for her and the family. The director Neil MacGregor asked her who she was and she looked really shocked. When she said she was a famous actress he just laughed and said don’t let her in after closing. It made my day as I cant  stand her

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blacko1974 wrote:

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Is that you Andy Boy?

Your hands are huge fella, wouldn’t like a right hander off ya.I could wear that watch as an ankle bracelet. I propose that you and the bandit have a traditional bare fisted boxing match. I will ensure fair play and hold yer wallets for the both of you.

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blacko1974 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Is that you Andy Boy?

Your hands are huge fella, wouldn’t like a right hander off ya.I could wear that watch as an ankle bracelet. I propose that you and the bandit have a traditional bare fisted boxing match. I will ensure fair play and hold yer wallets for the both of you.

I used to box for Southport ABA when I was younger and then kept it up when I joined the Army. Unfortunately when I was injured and got medically discharged I carried on with the same calorie intake but no training hahahaha

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I’ve met the chuckle brothers a few times back in the 90s at butlins .

Got a kiss on the cheek from Kylies sister Dannie ,

Oh and met Jimmy salvie once but I don’t want to talk about that ?

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Met Boycie, proper nice guy definitely one of the best characters in the best TV show ever. Great day

And met Rory Breaker that mad man with a afro in Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

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Kingpab wrote:

I’ve met the chuckle brothers a few times back in the 90s at butlins .

Got a kiss on the cheek from Kylies sister Dannie ,

Oh and met Jimmy salvie once but I don’t want to talk about that

A kiss on the cheek from Danni Minogue… you jammie fucker, I get the krankies.. really !!!

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