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15th January 2019 at 8:29 pm #39040
Ok I’ve had a very humiliating encounter with a jockey and his trainer at aintree, now I’m still cringing about it 14 years later mainly due to me being with the wife and my first lad who was still in his buggy. I’ve just mentioned it to the wife and she’s crying laughing about it.
twas on a Sunday and at the time I was well into my horse racing and my favourite jockey/trainer partnership was McCoy and jonjo, now over the years I’d bombarded the missus about them so you can imagine how excited I was to be stood in the paddock and who do I spot yes yes it was them, I’m nudging the Mrs excitedly and manoeuvring the buggy round to where they were, they were the last two in the paddock, mcnob was sat upon a horse called wachita linam and jonjo was giving him his race instructions it was 13-8 fav. Woohoo I shout over good luck tony, now they both looked over at me like I was a big bit of walking shite and said nothing but continued to stare me out, I didn’t know what to do the wife was laughing as I dropped my head in shame and quickly turned the buggy round and scuttled off. What a prick no fucking need, never backed the tit again
Oh dear does that mean you missed his National win on Don’t Push It?’ – I was balls deep on that one – result!
Yeah mate couldn’t back the tit after that, but oh I laughed like a lunatic when he was thrown off his horse the year before in the national?
15th January 2019 at 8:57 pm #39077Ok I’ve had a very humiliating encounter with a jockey and his trainer at aintree, now I’m still cringing about it 14 years later mainly due to me being with the wife and my first lad who was still in his buggy. I’ve just mentioned it to the wife and she’s crying laughing about it.
twas on a Sunday and at the time I was well into my horse racing and my favourite jockey/trainer partnership was McCoy and jonjo, now over the years I’d bombarded the missus about them so you can imagine how excited I was to be stood in the paddock and who do I spot yes yes it was them, I’m nudging the Mrs excitedly and manoeuvring the buggy round to where they were, they were the last two in the paddock, mcnob was sat upon a horse called wachita linam and jonjo was giving him his race instructions it was 13-8 fav. Woohoo I shout over good luck tony, now they both looked over at me like I was a big bit of walking shite and said nothing but continued to stare me out, I didn’t know what to do the wife was laughing as I dropped my head in shame and quickly turned the buggy round and scuttled off. What a prick no fucking need, never backed the tit again
Don’t u worry lad i’m sure the horse appreciated your words of encouragement. Are you referring to the horse Witchita Linesman, that horse was a bit of a star to my recollection.
Yeah that’s it mate, it won that day and at Cheltenham same day katchit and kauri star won.
The brave little katchit 10/1 I think. Champion hurdle always been my favourite race.
15th January 2019 at 9:08 pm #39086Yeah mate I was on it that day in a double with kauto star, mick channon trained katchit on the flat as a two year old.
15th January 2019 at 9:11 pm #39089Think I like the race cos rooster booster was one of my first ever winners. Day katchit won might of been on brave inca or Macs joy can’t remember exactly. I think they were in the race.
16th January 2019 at 1:33 am #39219Anyways I’m a noib at noticing Celebs… Played with Steven Mcguire at dice one night, he was pissed as lol.. And John Harston, fine gentlemen both. I’m a talker so I just fire away ??? But was sitting outside a City centre club, forget the name, just sitting waiting on a hire, out walks this small dude & says that he will give me the best paid hire I ever had, lol… I say where too, he says another Club for £40 quid..Bamboo club. I’m like smashing let’s go and out walks 3 other rather large dudes.. Small dudes like do you recognise us, I’m a like no who the fuck are yer, and then I notice it’s fucking Arthor Numan (great dude) and Vanbronkhust (another great dude) and he says Your a celtic fan, I say Yes, they were old rangers players over for something along with the rangers Chairman & this wee St Johnstone player… Arthur says We only pay you if we can sign Hendrik Larrson songs. Hmmm OK I say.. And it turned out to be the best 2 minute ride with passengers I ever had. Arthur flung me a £20 extra and says wait outside at 3am and take us home, so I wait for another 2 hours or so & take them to Kilmacolm for a £100… Don’t know who’s house it was, because many players stayed there at times, but think it was the St Johnstone player (he was the guy that got caught using coke with another St J player Darren Jackson.
p. s The chairman was shitting himself saying please don’t tell on me hahahhahaha…. I never have, thanks for the Hundo thou Arthur… ???
Picked up this little fucker from the grill on Bothwell St on a Saturday night. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiden_McGeady
There not allowed in the city centre on the Saturday, was told before not to go.. Gave me no tip for a brutal trip to Newton Mearns & Thorntonhall to his house..Thanks Adrian. Tip always tip your taxi driver when doing wrongful stuff and they won’t call your boss Gorden Strachan and get you dropped for the Scottish Cup. ??? True story.
Don’t at me Celtic we’re struggling at the time hahahahahah
16th January 2019 at 3:10 am #39225When i was about 9 or 10 I sang in a school choir for prince charles, said hello to him and shook his hand. Don’t know if he counts as a celebrity though lol.
116th January 2019 at 9:51 am #39265Had Will Mellor kiss me on the cheek when i was helping at a charity do about 10 years ago haha! Saw most of the old old Sheffield United players when my mum’s office was at their training ground, nothing exciting as I hate football 🙁
I’ve been meters away from Lewis Hamilton when he went on stage at Silverstone last year, as well as some of the other drivers, but I didn’t meet them so that doesn’t count hahah.
Oohhh and I met Tony Christie at my cousins party on my old estate. Yes he did sing Amerillo and give me a flag. Hahaha
16th January 2019 at 10:03 am #39275Only two encounters for me, went iceskating in Essex and we were told to clear the rink cos Danielle Westbrook was coming on to train for dancing on ice.
I once walked passed James Cordon in London and said alrite as he went by and turned around and gave me a nod!
116th January 2019 at 10:04 am #39279Unbelievably I’ve been told to fuck off by 3 celebs. Hugh Grant, David Haye and Martin Kemp.
I bumped in to Hugh at Edinburgh airport and asked for a photo as we were on a stag do and he politely told me to fuck off as he is also entitled to a holiday
I asked David Haye for an autograph half way through a Sky Sports interview and I quote “fuck off mate I’m trying to get on the telly”
I went to see Spandau Ballet on their reunion tour and stayed in the same hotel as them, I spent time with all the band (Tony Hadley had a little bag with him at all times and wouldn’t say what was in it, It was Gary Kemp’s birthday so he went out rather than going to the hotel bar, but as luck would have it I sat next to him at Breakfast, when I mentioned I had a drink with Tony the first thing he said was “did he have his bag?”) anyway I mentioned something about Eastenders to Martin and he told me to fuck off
weirdest celebrity encounter for me was having a wee in the urinanal next to Rod Stewart in planet Hollywood and asking him “is that why they call you Rod?”
Ive always thought martin kemp came across as a right twat.. he seems like he loves his self and with him it’s always about me me me. I remember seeing him on lip sync battle not too long ago and thinking no Martin.. just no..
16th January 2019 at 10:06 am #39287Only two encounters for me, went iceskating in Essex and we were told to clear the rink cos Danielle Westbrook was coming on to train for dancing on ice.
I once walked passed James Cordon in London and said alrite as he went by and turned around and gave me a nod!
wow, I’d have told them to piss off! You paid for your time to skate, she’s getting paid for hers.. they should book time slots where no one can skate instead of kicking people off the ice.
16th January 2019 at 2:08 pm #39358Only two encounters for me, went iceskating in Essex and we were told to clear the rink cos Danielle Westbrook was coming on to train for dancing on ice.
I once walked passed James Cordon in London and said alrite as he went by and turned around and gave me a nod!
Surprised they kept Danielle Westbrook off the Charlie long enough to skate mate, Cordon seems a nice enough fella.
2nd February 2019 at 5:28 pm #45764That post has just moved you into 1st place in the shit celebrity counters poll, I can’t compete with that Lad.
Andy, I’ve just noticed the logo on your shirt in this photo, were you guarding this little dude at the time?
2nd February 2019 at 5:30 pm #45766That post has just moved you into 1st place in the shit celebrity counters poll, I can’t compete with that Lad.
Andy, I’ve just noticed the logo on your shirt in this photo, were you guarding this little dude at the time?
Yes mate. He was at a holiday park for a weekender. Looking after him in the morning; Cascada in the evening which was much more enjoyable. Shes still stunning now 🙂
22nd February 2019 at 5:39 pm #45772That post has just moved you into 1st place in the shit celebrity counters poll, I can’t compete with that Lad.
Andy, I’ve just noticed the logo on your shirt in this photo, were you guarding this little dude at the time?
Yes mate. He was at a holiday park for a weekender. Looking after him in the morning; Cascada in the evening which was much more enjoyable. Shes still stunning now ?
Back in the 90s my mate and I I was offered work with “Rock steady Security” to stand guard at Glasgows SECC for the take that concert, don’t know why he offered it to me as I couldn’t fight my way out a wet paper bag, knocked the gig bag as I’m a shitebag. Must have been an easy shift minding that old fella.
2nd February 2019 at 5:46 pm #45774I was on a show called Goldenballs once, and obviously met Jasper Carrot, when he came in the room he introduced himself and then his joke writer next to him, that was disappointing.
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