Shit joke thread!

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  • #35961
    Kelvin WANTED $31
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    Bandits new neighbour.

    A man received the following text from his neighbor:

    I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

    Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”. !!!!!!

    #35963
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    WiggyOfStHelens wrote:

    that reminds me of Hugh Dennis saying These Korean meatballs, really are the dogs bollocks  ?

    Love Hugh Dennis, guys a legend! Always made me cry with laughter when he did the voice overs on Mock the Week 😀

    That’s gotta be my fav. 🙂

    #35964
    Haz40 WANTED $1,167
    Outlaw

    Cheers bud I’m getting more popular than ever in my local keep em coming ?

    #35988
    Kelvin WANTED $31
    Outlaw

    What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?

    Wipe it off and apologise.

    #35991
    Kelvin WANTED $31
    Outlaw

    My girlfriend asked me earlier when I last had sex with someone that wasn’t her?

    I said:

    “Back in 08”

    It sounds much better than ‘August’

    #36041
    Anonymous WANTED $81
    Inactive

    I used to be addicted to swimming …. but I’ve been dry for about 6 months now

    (sorry you asked for shit jokes)

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