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[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

I read the casinomeister page but then i had to fist myself in the skull when the guy started talking about affiliates and how losing £100 would yield 60% for the affiliate because the whole casino was basically rigged in that way – it is almost like the people on there don’t realise casinomeister is a huge affiliate?

I read a couple of the other posts but ever since i got pretty much told to fuck off from casinomeister by some bloke for daring to ask whether i could post my YouTube channel link in the YouTube channel section (back when i had 1000 subs), it’s never really been the same for me.

I haven’t played Reel King yet today, not sure if i will – depends how bored i get lol I think i am just going to get together the session summary from what has been posted in here so far, be interesting to follow i think.

[Anonymous WANTED $81 Inactive]

@thebandit you should build your own brand mate. Don’t worry about casinomesiter, casinodaddy, casinogrounds. You honestly are better off without them. From all accounts they are a bunch of glory-hunting twats. You will never get a chance with them unless you are successful or are friendly with someone connected. The same story comes from Chip and other streamers. Until you are doing THEM a favour, they will never do you a favour. Fuck people like that. They also play with deposit bonuses and capped withdrawals. There is a mega difference between £5 raw sauce and £5 stake bonus money.

If I was you I would build this website like crazy and make it a portal for slots. You won’t need any affiliate money or anybody else if you are getting advertising revenue. How much are you making from YouTube? From my rough estimates of your average views and the relative payouts, you should be somewhere in the region of $500/video, minimum? Or are YouTube not playing ball with gambling stuff?

Then there is merchandising. Do you like crazy yanks with guns? I do lol so I watch Demolition Ranch fire 50 cal BMGs. Anyway, those guys have set up like a merchandising network. You have people like How Ridiculous and random content here, there and everywhere, all with heavy merchandising. I’m not saying plug your shit at every turn but you’ve got a bunch of catchphrases that would be perfect for shirts. If you put your mind to it or read your forum, comments on YouTube, you will see what people associate with you and what they like. Put it on a shirt. You can source really nice high-quality fabrics for low prices in the UK, from India, China, Pakistan, even the US! With any luck you can find somebody local with high quality. The guys that make the packaging for Gucci, Chanel etc are 5 miles from my house.

If your internet is shit, pay for FTTP (fibre to the premises). You can put it down as a business expense and it’s 100% legit. You can also get grants from local councils and bodies set up to bring high speed broadband to people who don’t currently have access. If you ever want to sell the place, having the best internet for miles around is a great selling point.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

I’m quite happy to not be associated with anyone but myself tbh – i like to play my way and do what i do so i will just plod on.

I don’t monetise my YouTube videos so i haven’t ever received a single dollar from them. The only time adverts will show is when there is a copyright claim from some bonus music and the claimant claims it, slaps adverts on my videos and makes whatever that would be worth to them.

Merchandise is something i have thought of before but i would want it to be top notch and would probably be more comfortable giving it away than charging folk for it lol

 

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

Any reel king topping ladders this evening Mr bandito?

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

Tbh i have been asleep the last few hours and just got up lol Nothing as yet – been pushing it a lot lately haven’t i, i may well have a little tickle in a bit though, depends how bored i get lol I need to find another site with it i think, i am currently rotating between VS and Casumo with it but i’d like a third possibility to spread out my tops haha I feel like they should have banned me already, it’s the only time i am feeling that i have an edge by being an affiliate, i think if i wasn’t one of these two sites, they may well have banned me before now, what you think?

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

I think as i have said before make hay while the sun shines cash in smash it were all behind you get as much out of both sites as you can

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

It’s interesting. Never really thought about them banning you if you were not an affiliate but it’s a good point.

They know that you bring people to the site so it it not in their benefit to ban you. It would be good to hear if anyone on the forum has had decent wins on any of the two sites and has had there account suspended.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

I don’t they are bothered too much . I know it’s big stakes but compared to the roulette players it’s small fish. People are playing anything up to 10k a spin and more so 30 or 40 quid spins I don’t think would even come up on their radar

[burders WANTED $55 Outlaw]

Good point Haz40 about the size of some Roulette staking in relation to Bandits topping exploits. Thing is these guys look at punter profit and loss and withdrawals. I asked on here before whether people thought there was a chance Bandit would have his accounts closed or restricted like a successful horse backer for example  but everybody said no no ‘there’s no edge, no form, no inside knowledge, it’s all random.’ I hope you’re right, I have always thought that closed/restricted accounts was a most depressing aspect of gambling – if it extended to online casinos then I reckon I will have spun my last spin!

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

Ok so today’s script, well, tonight’s script. I fell asleep earlier for a couple of hours and it is shit when i do that because then i wake up around 10ish and i’m fucking wide awake. I genuinely wasn’t going to play the game tonight but bored usually = Reel King to be totally honest and bored i was.

My feelings are that after the latest session which was a big depositing session and a bit of a luck out to actually make money on the game, i don’t want a repeat of that straight away so i deposit £2k on Casumo and i fire up the game on £4 stake. I know i can stay on £4 for a while and it will be a gradual thing of switching up through the stakes and would take a long time to be on silly stake and i can have hoped to have hit the top by then…. well….. not even £200 in and here you go –

 

 

Problem i have got now is….. i’m still bored as that literally took about 5 minutes! I am going to do the mega sensible thing though of withdrawing the whole lot, it is a profit of £2,888 in no time, i have to be over the absolute moon with that but once again – i have got there for a profit, the game continues to baffle me.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

Decided to take out £4,500 and play with the £388 on 80p so i can get my fix lol Will let you know if it tops again!

[stony WANTED $28 Outlaw]

“If it tops again” more a question of when it tops again. Good on ya always nice to see a punter fleece a bookie.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

I’d fancy my chances with £388 on 80p tbh but i have also gone through a grand on 40p before now to no success lol

[Catfish1604 WANTED $8 Outlaw]

Hope you hit the top again will be up for a bit so will keep an eye open for any updates, maybe you could run a comp to guess the number of ladders till the next top on small stake and split the profit.

[brizman WANTED $46 Outlaw]

This is quite extraordinary the way this slot is playing for you. Milk that cash cow for all its worth!

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