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[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

No joy off that £388 unfortunately but had some fucked up shit that i have never seen before on it lol I got a scroll, it rolled in yellows for £8, ok all well and good, then it rolls in yellows again which should be another £8, it overwrote the first £8 with the second £8, so still only said £8 and then the scroll died, despite it showing 3 yellow 7’s, how fucking weird lol The gamble died on £64 boOOoooo.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

brizman wrote:

This is quite extraordinary the way this slot is playing for you. Milk that cash cow for all its worth!

and the crazy thing being…. this is pretty normal in relation to what has been happening to me on it for the last 8ish months, i don’t usually play it every single day and there will be gaps but i do often have runs of 4/5 days on the trot on it like this thread is showing and the results are pretty normal to me, mental really. As i have said though, there will be losses and they will be reported and discussed just as these winning session have been.

[brizman WANTED $46 Outlaw]

The Bandit wrote:

brizman wrote:

This is quite extraordinary the way this slot is playing for you. Milk that cash cow for all its worth!

and the crazy thing being…. this is pretty normal in relation to what has been happening to me on it for the last 8ish months, i don’t usually play it every single day and there will be gaps but i do often have runs of 4/5 days on the trot on it like this thread is showing and the results are pretty normal to me, mental really. As i have said though, there will be losses and they will be reported and discussed just as these winning session have been.

It is always good to see people beating the casinos bandit. It doesn’t happen all that often, i hope it stays lucky for you.?

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

This thread has kind of been my Reel King Diary since December 28th – I have alternated between Casumo and Videoslots for all these sessions and quite luckily, i haven’t really done anything else on either site so it is quite easy to show the results so far. The £4,500 pending withdrawal has not been added to the figures of Casumo at this stage –

As you can see, so far in this period i have deposited £48,500. My withdrawals including the £4.5k that is pending there total £89,708.62

I think this is pretty much solely Reel King, i did have a swarm that gave me £1,994 profit on Casumo, i can’t quite remember if that was in this same period, i think it may well have been but that is all you need to take off for the Reel King figures!

[Biohazard WANTED $675 Outlaw]

£41k up in less than a week, that is absolutely insane. I actually don’t think I’ve seen anything like the sheer consistency of this in the slots world.

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[billyn123 WANTED $10 Outlaw]

And then there’s mine in the past week a shocking casino run and I was £1000 down absolute sickener for me the buggers sent me on a shocker of a run. Right kick in the nuts after having a good few hits on WWTBAM over christmas to then be £600+ down in the past month or too. Mr B really knows how to smash the slots I need some advice how to follow haha.

[brizman WANTED $46 Outlaw]

That really is quite insane consistency..i chased it for 10+months..but only played it maybe 3 or 4 times a month, not having the bankroll to keep at it though…it’s clearly the bandits go to slot..now, if only i could find mine…?

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

I kind of wish i had started the thread sooner, I have been playing it like this for quite some time now, i think it maybe gives more of an indication why i am so inclined to edge over to it in videos when it isn’t going well, i know people have become immune to whatever happens on it in a video for me but i almost feel like not going to it is me just accepting the loss for that session when there is genuine a big chance, in my head, that it will pull me out of the shit lol

[stony WANTED $28 Outlaw]

Thats been an amazing week and truly entertaining to come to this thread and see result after result. The thing is like the swarm game youre fully aware a big loss may be just around the corner. I hope not but the strategy your playing sort of lends itself to going tits up at  some point as you know. I think I might invest in some asda shares.

 

[Biohazard WANTED $675 Outlaw]

Oh dear… and that’s just Videoslots! I do play elsewhere too. That’s literally since my winning streak at the start of August ended. Haven’t managed a successful session since. I do miss having a good sesh. 🙁

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

Nice one mate another profitable evening well played that man. All you need now is a decent footy bet in today.? Great hit your on a crazy run at the min and long may it continue

[Green2711 WANTED $492 Outlaw]

Biohazard wrote:

Oh dear… and that’s just Videoslots! I do play elsewhere too. That’s literally since my winning streak at the start of August ended. Haven’t managed a successful session since. I do miss having a good sesh.

That’s shocking, matey! Sorry to see that, have you had the kind of sessions where you barely bonus and when you do it pays naff all and are never ahead for the session? Or are you chasing for a big win even when ahead? At what point do you withdraw if you are having a decent session?

[TheMagnetSpitter WANTED $34 Outlaw]

It must be a slot that be manipulated in a way that it will allow players to be “compensated” if its not the casino allowing this machine to have switch flicked

I’m baffled bandit hasn’t been kicked into touch though, if this machine has it programmed to be “martin galed” then they will surely be doing something about it soon? lol

 

 

[Green2711 WANTED $492 Outlaw]

Gunner wrote:

@thebandit you should build your own brand mate. Don’t worry about casinomesiter, casinodaddy, casinogrounds. You honestly are better off without them. From all accounts they are a bunch of glory-hunting twats. You will never get a chance with them unless you are successful or are friendly with someone connected. The same story comes from Chip and other streamers. Until you are doing THEM a favour, they will never do you a favour. Fuck people like that. They also play with deposit bonuses and capped withdrawals. There is a mega difference between £5 raw sauce and £5 stake bonus money.

If I was you I would build this website like crazy and make it a portal for slots. You won’t need any affiliate money or anybody else if you are getting advertising revenue. How much are you making from YouTube? From my rough estimates of your average views and the relative payouts, you should be somewhere in the region of $500/video, minimum? Or are YouTube not playing ball with gambling stuff?

Then there is merchandising. Do you like crazy yanks with guns? I do lol so I watch Demolition Ranch fire 50 cal BMGs. Anyway, those guys have set up like a merchandising network. You have people like How Ridiculous and random content here, there and everywhere, all with heavy merchandising. I’m not saying plug your shit at every turn but you’ve got a bunch of catchphrases that would be perfect for shirts. If you put your mind to it or read your forum, comments on YouTube, you will see what people associate with you and what they like. Put it on a shirt. You can source really nice high-quality fabrics for low prices in the UK, from India, China, Pakistan, even the US! With any luck you can find somebody local with high quality. The guys that make the packaging for Gucci, Chanel etc are 5 miles from my house.

If your internet is shit, pay for FTTP (fibre to the premises). You can put it down as a business expense and it’s 100% legit. You can also get grants from local councils and bodies set up to bring high speed broadband to people who don’t currently have access. If you ever want to sell the place, having the best internet for miles around is a great selling point.

If he released a shirt with “Wank Stain Coconut sniffer”  printed on it then I’d buy it and wear it with pride.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,395 El Bandito]

So the question is….. have i played it today? If i did, what happened?

 

Do do do dooOOOoOOoooo does anyone care haha

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