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[ShinigamiRyuk WANTED $2 Outlaw]

I’d rather pour acid down my piss pipe than watch this

I’ll get a reload in and go back into the game for a further fisting

Piss flaaaaaapss!

Any danger of a fucking win???

Right I just need to go take my head for a shit after that

Surely it can’t knob me off like that… *20 seconds later* … you horrible disgusting bastard

Go on I dare ya! I fuckin dare ya!!

Fuck me are you sure mate?? Are you sure??

Cheers for the 30x .. it only took 19 days of my life.

Oh my god, 6 spins and no cakes you piss taking fuck!

Frankie lad’s gone on holiday… now! Land Now! NOW! … dickhead.

Surely that’s massive… was that all it was??

Right I’ll bring you back to this one for insta-death… and there you are

It’s gone off it’s tits!! It’s absolutely broke itself!!

(Vikings unleashed)  –  Oh yeah. Nice. Nice. Fucking nice. That’s 12 grand for fuck all, yeah… (next go)   Right. 22 spins at times 10. My brain, I don’t think I could handle it if i pressed that again and it went into the red. I think I would of just started violently punching myself.

Right, brought you back here, all I need is plink plink fizz. Can you do that for me? Can you do that?? …….Yes you can!! YES YOU FUCKING CAN!!! COME ON!!!!

Best strategy ; leave all boxes until the end. Now here’s a 10 pence coin mate. Fuck off!

Right I’ve gathered all my toys now and put my dummy back in and removed the cactus Noel inserted in my arsehole and I’m going to just carry on now and be happy

Wow 1/2x .. Thanks!

8 more spins and I need 1 key….. (30 seconds later) you horrible horrible bastard

YEEEEEEEEAHHHH! PICK IT OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCK FACE!!

How about 20 spins and 8 million re-triggers? That’s not too greedy is it?

Brought you back here, it’s just been busy nailing the shit out of me

FUCK YOURSEEEEEELF!!

[JohnnyMcc7 WANTED $12 Outlaw]

Best ever one was the Griffin one you need to quote that .. immense

[Kevinh147 WANTED $8 Outlaw]

There was some good ones when he won 100k on jammin jars and burst everyone’s ear drums in the process.

[Lu Luke bird WANTED $4 Outlaw]

Over on garden of bitches and the slags have just landed!!!

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

Here comes my fat flying furry friend …. ahhhh you putrid pile of Saturday night spew .. you fucking hipocrocopig ……….Fuck you  griffin

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $706 Outlaw]

Back I the game AGAIN in the same position AGAIN it’s trying to tell you to go to fucking bed You dweeb

[Anonymous WANTED $110 Inactive]

this video is one of the funny one when BTG game got bug lol

[Sl SlotsCrack WANTED $62 Outlaw]

“I’m tempted to fuck” … (The scene of Who wants to be a millionaire / Mystery Box in where he’s gambling the 30 up to 12k).

[Fi Fishsta WANTED $5 Outlaw]

“Oi, wife! Come and see this, fuckface! WOO-HOOOOO!”

[Ba Backinamohawk WANTED $8 Outlaw]

“Pisspipen bollocen’ell!” ?

[Li Lifeslots WANTED $58 Outlaw]

On Ted:

” you dirty little furry turd”

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[Superdad WANTED $7 Outlaw]

The one about the 50p headed twat or something like that on sensible soccer game

[ShinigamiRyuk WANTED $2 Outlaw]

????

[darrellburnett WANTED $10 Outlaw]

If anyone has a lot of time on their hands and the know how, I’d love to see a compilation of all them sayings put into a video. I’d be crying ???

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