I’d rather pour acid down my piss pipe than watch this
I’ll get a reload in and go back into the game for a further fisting
Piss flaaaaaapss!
Any danger of a fucking win???
Right I just need to go take my head for a shit after that
Surely it can’t knob me off like that… *20 seconds later* … you horrible disgusting bastard
Go on I dare ya! I fuckin dare ya!!
Fuck me are you sure mate?? Are you sure??
Cheers for the 30x .. it only took 19 days of my life.
Oh my god, 6 spins and no cakes you piss taking fuck!
Frankie lad’s gone on holiday… now! Land Now! NOW! … dickhead.
Surely that’s massive… was that all it was??
Right I’ll bring you back to this one for insta-death… and there you are
It’s gone off it’s tits!! It’s absolutely broke itself!!
(Vikings unleashed) – Oh yeah. Nice. Nice. Fucking nice. That’s 12 grand for fuck all, yeah… (next go) Right. 22 spins at times 10. My brain, I don’t think I could handle it if i pressed that again and it went into the red. I think I would of just started violently punching myself.
Right, brought you back here, all I need is plink plink fizz. Can you do that for me? Can you do that?? …….Yes you can!! YES YOU FUCKING CAN!!! COME ON!!!!
Best strategy ; leave all boxes until the end. Now here’s a 10 pence coin mate. Fuck off!
Right I’ve gathered all my toys now and put my dummy back in and removed the cactus Noel inserted in my arsehole and I’m going to just carry on now and be happy
Wow 1/2x .. Thanks!
8 more spins and I need 1 key….. (30 seconds later) you horrible horrible bastard
YEEEEEEEEAHHHH! PICK IT OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCK FACE!!
How about 20 spins and 8 million re-triggers? That’s not too greedy is it?
Brought you back here, it’s just been busy nailing the shit out of me
FUCK YOURSEEEEEELF!!
