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22nd May 2019 at 3:34 pm #66787
Today like every Wednesday when i leave the house i drop our key off with my missus at work. She works at our little post office and I’m not to be trusted with a key so i don’t have a spare. Anyway she finishes at 12 so i drop it off so she can get in. Anyway today i forgot ??. So 100 miles down the motorway i get a call ” where’s the key ” oops I’m thinking it’s in my pocket. My mates driving obviously not happy so we turn round and go home. 4 hours round trip for nowt.Not only have i paid to get to work I’ve lost a day’s wages ?. So what do you do. Well let’s go on the piss.
22nd May 2019 at 3:37 pm #6678822nd May 2019 at 3:58 pm #66789At least the day had a good ending
you lost a lot of keys in past ?
122nd May 2019 at 4:03 pm #66790You should keep your key in your wallet or on a chain around your neck.. well that’s what my other half says to me when I lose my vape hahaha. I lost my house keys this morning, so my daughter was 45 minutes late for nursery.. turns out I’d left them in the car somehow ? hopefully tomorrow you get double orders to make up for today 🙂
1122nd May 2019 at 4:05 pm #66791At least the day had a good ending
you lost a lot of keys in past ?
Oh yes. Keys phones I’m a nightmare. Apparently I’m not old enough ( I’m 42) or trustworthy enough to have my own lol. ??
22nd May 2019 at 4:16 pm #6679422nd May 2019 at 4:31 pm #66795You should keep your key in your wallet or on a chain around your neck.. well that’s what my other half says to me when I lose my vape hahaha. I lost my house keys this morning, so my daughter was 45 minutes late for nursery.. turns out I’d left them in the car somehow hopefully tomorrow you get double orders to make up for today
See it’s easily done. These people like malky just don’t know ?. Yeah I’m gonna have to graft tomorrow and with a poorly head at this rate lol.
22nd May 2019 at 4:51 pm #66797Haz it is defo the wife’s fault, you can not be trusted with your own key, but you can with the only key? That is fucking stupid lol. If your wife was as savvy as us, she would have a spare at work knowing you are a numpty and at some point will fuck up. Blame totally on the wife ?????
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