What Forum Members Do You Reckon You Could Beat In A Fight?

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  • #51664
    blacko1974 WANTED $248
    Spectator

    I’ve been mulling this one over all day after reading of the Paranoia that the Wrexham meet up may result in a tear up.

    I’ll go first…

    Ok so I’ve met Andy Williams face to face and there’s no fucking way I’m going toe to toe with him in the car park. A big solid baldy fucker who is military trained, as nice as a guy that he is I can see my little hairy arse being shipped back North of Hadrians wall in a bodybag.

    Never met the bandit but he looks about 10 feet tall with that look in his eye that he could handle a tear up, even if I did manage to put him down chances are Seedy would blindside me defending his pal. He would probably smash that big whisky bottle off my head as I imagine his missus has spent all the coins that were in it at the local Debenhams.

    I reckon I could handle Haz and Hacko, they could both be built like brick shithouses as far as i’m concerned but i’m feeling confident.

    Geezawin could be my support from up North. His position would be to post a message on the forum before the fight starts, this would allow me a good 20 minutes of preparation as my opponents would need that to decipher Geezawins Glaswegian style posts.

    Meanwhile ThisGirl in good ole British fashion has the responsibility of screaming “Leave them alone Blacko they ain’t worth it” in a loud shrieking voice.

    MrB quietly sits in the corner of the carpark with an easel and paintbrush capturing the scene on canvas.

    I’m looking forward to the forum members chipping in involving the other members on here, JustBasics would be in the middle of this wouldn’t he LOL.

    Just another daft post. Usual shite from myself.

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    #51668
    Seedy WANTED $1,243
    Sheriff

    lol funny post mate 🙂 and Ste is well over 6ft with hands like shovels I can’t be arsed defending him I’ve got rum to drink 😛 but any spills my rum they dead 😀 hahahahahaha also one point in your writings there is this….

    Quote “Meanwhile ThisGirl in good ole British fashion has the responsibility of screaming “Leave them alone Blacko they ain’t worth it” in a loud shrieking voice.”

    #womenarescarierthenmen!

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    #51669
    Haz40 WANTED $1,167
    Outlaw

    blacko1974 wrote:

    I’ve been mulling this one over all day after reading of the Paranoia that the Wrexham meet up may result in a tear up.

    I’ll go first…

    Ok so I’ve met Andy Williams face to face and there’s no fucking way I’m going toe to toe with him in the car park. A big solid baldy fucker who is military trained, as nice as a guy that he is I can see my little hairy arse being shipped back North of Hadrians wall in a bodybag.

    Never met the bandit but he looks about 10 feet tall with that look in his eye that he could handle a tear up, even if I did manage to put him down chances are Seedy would blindside me defending his pal. He would probably smash that big whisky bottle off my head as I imagine his missus has spent all the coins that were in it at the local Debenhams.

    I reckon I could handle Haz and Hacko, they could both be built like brick shithouses as far as i’m concerned but i’m feeling confident.

    Geezawin could be my support from up North. His position would be to post a message on the forum before the fight starts, this would allow me a good 20 minutes of preparation as my opponents would need that to decipher Geezawins Glaswegian style posts.

    Meanwhile ThisGirl in good ole British fashion has the responsibility of screaming “Leave them alone Blacko they ain’t worth it” in a loud shrieking voice.

    MrB quietly sits in the corner of the carpark with an easel and paintbrush capturing the scene on canvas.

    I’m looking forward to the forum members chipping in involving the other members on here, JustBasics would be in the middle of this wouldn’t he LOL.

    Just another daft post. Usual shite from myself.

    Built like brick shit house ha ????. I’m 5 foot 10 and 12 stone mate. I’ve never been in a proper fight all my life.

    #51672
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    All depends where the fight took place if it was in a pub or a car park then I’d probably stand no chance against Andy or anyone else for that matter but a few places I’d have a distinct advantage would be in a kids ball pond, a low ceiling mine, a ventilation shaft or a hobbits home. As none of these places are realistic I’d probably just play the role of Mickey Goldmill if you did end up going toe to toe with Andy 😛

    #51674
    blacko1974 WANTED $248
    Spectator

    Green2711 wrote:

    All depends where the fight took place if it was in a pub or a car park then I’d probably stand no chance against Andy or anyone else for that matter but a few places I’d have a distinct advantage would be in a kids ball pond, a low ceiling mine, a ventilation shaft or a hobbits home. As none of these places are realistic I’d probably just play the role of Mickey Goldmill if you did end up going toe to toe with Andy ?

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    How could I forget about you Lad… I reckon you would be sitting in the Gents toilets trying to hit the top on Reel King, either that or you would be 3 hours in the cubicle complaining about constipation when the reality is that you were trying to bonus Bonanza,

    #51675
    Mr B WANTED $395
    Blocked

    Yup literally sitting here painting, armed to kill and ready to die but minding my own.

    #51677
    Xbobmad WANTED $734
    Outlaw

    Don’t worry I’ll just be eating Donuts ? and probably getting frustrated at JB in his tin foil hat because of the satellites listening to his thoughts ?

    #51678
    andywilliams1187 WANTED $398
    Blocked

    I see you have been training mate…….

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    #51679
    blacko1974 WANTED $248
    Spectator

    andywilliams1187 wrote:

    You big bastard LOL, seriously don’t know how you find these fucking images haha.

    #51680
    Xbobmad WANTED $734
    Outlaw

    blacko1974 wrote:

    andywilliams1187 wrote:

    You big bastard LOL, seriously don’t know how you find these fucking images haha.

    Personal stash I assume ?

    #51681
    Thisgirl2019 WANTED $121
    Outlaw

    Firstly…

    i could take the lot of you so come at me!! ??

    Seedy is right though..

    ‘the female of the species is more deadly than the male’ ?

    #51682
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    blacko1974 wrote:

    Green2711 wrote:

    All depends where the fight took place if it was in a pub or a car park then I’d probably stand no chance against Andy or anyone else for that matter but a few places I’d have a distinct advantage would be in a kids ball pond, a low ceiling mine, a ventilation shaft or a hobbits home. As none of these places are realistic I’d probably just play the role of Mickey Goldmill if you did end up going toe to toe with Andy ?

    <iframe src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/gQnOBAbn4Cs?feature=oembed&#8221; width=”640″ height=”480″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””></iframe>

    How could I forget about you Lad… I reckon you would be sitting in the Gents toilets trying to hit the top on Reel King, either that or you would be 3 hours in the cubicle complaining about constipation when the reality is that you were trying to bonus Bonanza,

    Haha that would be pretty accurate, the landlord would find me in there the morning after and I’d be saying “the bastard still hasn’t bonused!”

    Feckin loving the Kim posts haha

    #51683
    Hacko1 WANTED $181
    Outlaw

    Er you sure mate I’m coming to Scotland blacko, haz is gonna be me bag man, here’s me on a bad day pmsl

    #51686
    Seedy WANTED $1,243
    Sheriff

    Hacko1 wrote:

    Er you sure mate I’m coming to Scotland blacko, haz is gonna be me bag man, here’s me on a bad day pmsl

    i dunno if its a bad day or you decided it was a good day to stick your fingers in a plug socket 🙂

    #51687
    Eightblack WANTED $446
    Outlaw

    It’s not who you are it’s who you know and geezawin has mates in other galaxies ? my monies on him and his pet haggis

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