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[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Haz40 wrote:

Could job she didn’t carry on. That’s why I played it. I followed someone who put £1200 in it. I had seen it give triple jackpots plenty of times so even when your nearly 2k in you think we’ll if I get it now I’m not much down. Anyway you know how it happens. Now any Elvis song I hear, well the chills and shudders. Enough to give me nightmares lol.

I posted on here before Haz about a time I popped into an amusement arcade with my brother and dropped a single pound into an Elvis machine when the gold records dropped in, Elvis starts singing his lungs out and it landed on £500, couldn’t believe it but it happened, the woman working there was seriously pissed off as she changed the coins into notes. Played one of those stacker games after that and hit all the lights to the very top, my brother wanted some daft computer handheld thing it offered but the prize span to the end of the coil but didn’t fall to the collect box, same pissed off woman again told me I had to wait till and engineer was called before prize could be given, her attitude was abysmal. My younger brother kept banging on about the game, I marched over to the woman and told her to “stick it right up her arse” as I will take the 500 quid and buy him a decent game. Anybody ever had an experience like this in an arcade where the staff take exception to the fact that you have eventually won something?.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

Yeah saw the post mate. I actually had Elvis jackpot almost same. Third spins 4 discs used to stop on £75 alot but this time 500. Only experience with shit staff was woman who worked would ring her boyfriend if she’s seen someone get fisted on a game. Gees he was there in a flash.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Haz40 wrote:

Yeah saw the post mate. I actually had Elvis jackpot almost same. Third spins 4 discs used to stop on £75 alot but this time 500. Only experience with shit staff was woman who worked would ring her boyfriend if she’s seen someone get fisted on a game. Gees he was there in a flash.

Yeah I don’t like jumping on machines after someone has done their bollocks in, doesn’t sit well with me. Its a bit like the blokes that stand behind you when playing roulette on the FOBTs who say “well done mate that’s number 20” the second the ball starts rolling, you instantly know when you press start and they don’t say anything that your ultimately fucked. I’m too old for this shit lol.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

I’ll say what’s sad is I look away on roulette when I hit the button as I don’t want to see if instantly If I’ve won or lost. I look back after a few seconds and I still bloody know what number it is. ?

[Biohazard WANTED $675 Outlaw]

I enjoyed your story a lot, Andy. Gave me a good laugh ?

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Haz40 wrote:

Mmmm not good.15 years ago 9k in one day william hill account. In the end backing horses from teletext doh !. Worst bandit 4k 4 ton Elvis 2 pound a spin. I sat there for 4 days never got jackpot.

Tele-text – those where the days mate. Playing Bamboozal on channel 4. If your text was slow you could cheat with the colors and get 15 out of 15 hahaha

@burders – yeah to be fair we do laugh about it. We get on alright – shes re-married to a lad who is a compete twat but she is happy, we are always civil with each other. Small town up here so always knew we would bump into each other.

I remember putting near on 3k through a Cashino slot on £2 a spin when they first came out. Zorro who posts on here (who knows the bandit) can verify that as he saw me do most of it!

[Biohazard WANTED $675 Outlaw]

I actually just realised you said ex-wife… sorry! For some reason I read it as in it was your current wife and you were still together afterwards.

I sincerely apologise (although it is still a little funny…).

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

Biohazard wrote:

I actually just realised you said ex-wife… sorry! For some reason I read it as in it was your current wife and you were still together afterwards.

I sincerely apologise (although it is still a little funny…).

Should have gone to specsavers ? ?

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Biohazard wrote:

I enjoyed your story a lot, Andy. Gave me a good laugh ?

It wasnt funny at the time mate but can laugh about it now – morale of the story is things always get better. Oh and dont fuck off for Vegas for 3 weeks and try and blag the mrs as they always find out 🙂

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Biohazard wrote:

I actually just realised you said ex-wife… sorry! For some reason I read it as in it was your current wife and you were still together afterwards.

I sincerely apologise (although it is still a little funny…).

Nothing to apologise for mate – as i said we get on ok now and it was my fuck up. Just weird seeing her today and got me thinking of some of the stunts i pulled when i was younger.

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Biohazard wrote:

I enjoyed your story a lot, Andy. Gave me a good laugh 

It wasnt funny at the time mate but can laugh about it now – morale of the story is things always get better. Oh and dont fuck off for Vegas for 3 weeks and try and blag the mrs as they always find out

Gamstop has stopped me gambling but it hasn’t stopped me talking shite, iv’e been burning everybody’s ears off all night. Sorry peeps.

[ar argyl53 WANTED $419 Outlaw]

Worst incident for me gambling was not actually the night recently which made me self exclude, it was a couple of years ago when in the space of one Friday-Sunday I went from a peak of £8k up to a low of £1.5k down, all on FOBTs.

[Biohazard WANTED $675 Outlaw]

argyl53 wrote:

Worst incident for me gambling was not actually the night recently which made me self exclude, it was a couple of years ago when in the space of one Friday-Sunday I went from a peak of £8k up to a low of £1.5k down, all on FOBTs.

That’s brutal on the FOBTs man. Bit off-topic, but I’m interested, how are you finding the self-exclusion at the moment? I know you were struggling a bit, more around filling the time, when you kicked it off, has it settled at all yet?

[Quazzi WANTED $149 Outlaw]

My worst is probably griding like fuck at online poker; mixture of cash games and slot games infact. Getting it to about 12k and withdrawing it with every intention of taking the misses on holibobs.

Couple of days later when it hit the bank, I felt like del boy with his cheeky grin walking out of the bank having just withdrawing it

Me and my brother went “missing” for 3 days whilst we spent every single penny of it at the casino!

 

[St Stevie25 WANTED $254 Outlaw]

blacko1974 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Could job she didn’t carry on. That’s why I played it. I followed someone who put £1200 in it. I had seen it give triple jackpots plenty of times so even when your nearly 2k in you think we’ll if I get it now I’m not much down. Anyway you know how it happens. Now any Elvis song I hear, well the chills and shudders. Enough to give me nightmares lol.

I posted on here before Haz about a time I popped into an amusement arcade with my brother and dropped a single pound into an Elvis machine when the gold records dropped in, Elvis starts singing his lungs out and it landed on £500, couldn’t believe it but it happened, the woman working there was seriously pissed off as she changed the coins into notes. Played one of those stacker games after that and hit all the lights to the very top, my brother wanted some daft computer handheld thing it offered but the prize span to the end of the coil but didn’t fall to the collect box, same pissed off woman again told me I had to wait till and engineer was called before prize could be given, her attitude was abysmal. My younger brother kept banging on about the game, I marched over to the woman and told her to “stick it right up her arse” as I will take the 500 quid and buy him a decent game. Anybody ever had an experience like this in an arcade where the staff take exception to the fact that you have eventually won something?.

Lmao… That’s the city centre arcades for you… I won £125 in coins from some rainbow riches machine.. 5 lines of the jackpot ? the only staff on refused to cash it in, I’m quite quick in talk so I say NP my dear & thanks as I’ll get a free drink in the reardons snooker Hall from Georgie for brining in change.. Thank you for helping me remember ???

So was out gambling all day, the GF comes into town to go for dinner, we head to the China Sea ? Her choice ? Go down to that pub in Union St for the doubles for singles at Union St bus stops, we get wrecked .. And head home, walking distance to my flat so we trot along, she’s quite hungry again, so I go upto the kebab shop for pakora & Cheese & chips I think at about 12.15am?.. Bump into a good friend in the kebab shop, he’s mad with it, hands me a few treats & before I know it I’m dancing in My kitchen with my mate and 2 other women ? She sets about me and shuts herself in the bedroom.. After putting out the onterage I had. It was around 5.30am she said…. I blamed the Treats and said You think I’m that daft to bring home another bird while your here ffs… It was ma mates friends lol. Never lived it down to this day among friends as she told everybody & yeah still speak to my ex GF. ?

Seemingly we were in Arta, fake news I tell ya ????

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