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[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

You try to flirt with Amazon Alexa when the wife ain’t home and discover that even the little black speaker in the corner of the living room decides your an ugly fucker who isn’t worth replying to.

Or maybe she couldn’t understand a word I was saying to her.

….. Or both.

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Naked hug……..

[Xbobmad WANTED $734 Outlaw]

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Naked hug……..

Andy if you want Naked Hugs I’ll lend you Mrs Xbob, she keeps being sick though ?

[andywilliams1187 WANTED $398 Blocked]

Xbobmad wrote:

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Naked hug……..

Andy if you want Naked Hugs I’ll lend you Mrs Xbob, she keeps being sick though

I will take it mate ????

[Spanners WANTED $35 Outlaw]

You hang around Supermarkets killing time until,  they start applying those sexy little Yellow stickers to products that say…….Reduced to clear

That Chicken shall now be mine

Game On

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

I used to convince myself if I played online in the living room I’d lose but if I played upstairs I won. Well needless to say that didn’t go down well one night. ?

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Spanners wrote:

You hang around Supermarkets killing time until,  they start applying those sexy little Yellow stickers to products that say…….Reduced to clear

That Chicken shall now be mine

Game On

They had to stop the yellow stickers in a certain Glasgow Asda as the immigrants were having UFC bouts in the middle of the aisles fighting over the knockdowns. All this whilst I was in looking for 4 Budweisers and a sack of Monster Munch.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

blacko1974 wrote:

Spanners wrote:

You hang around Supermarkets killing time until,  they start applying those sexy little Yellow stickers to products that say…….Reduced to clear

That Chicken shall now be mine

Game On

They had to stop the yellow stickers in a certain Glasgow Asda as the immigrants were having UFC bouts in the middle of the aisles fighting over the knockdowns. All this whilst I was in looking for 4 Budweisers and a sack of Monster Munch.

Did you see your reflection in the monster munch packet. ????. Sorry mate that was the first thing that came to my head ha.

[Green2711 WANTED $492 Outlaw]

I didn’t realise they had monster munch in North Korea :O

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Haz40 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Spanners wrote:

You hang around Supermarkets killing time until,  they start applying those sexy little Yellow stickers to products that say…….Reduced to clear

That Chicken shall now be mine

Game On

They had to stop the yellow stickers in a certain Glasgow Asda as the immigrants were having UFC bouts in the middle of the aisles fighting over the knockdowns. All this whilst I was in looking for 4 Budweisers and a sack of Monster Munch.

Did you see your reflection in the monster munch packet. . Sorry mate that was the first thing that came to my head ha.

That’m me mate.. The ladies love me for some reason.

[Haz40 WANTED $1,167 Outlaw]

I shall never look at a packet of monster munch ever the same. ??

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Green2711 wrote:

I didn’t realise they had monster munch in North Korea :O

Oh yes mate. Black has just made it their national dish now. ??

[St Stevie25 WANTED $254 Outlaw]

You pay an escorts & she goes out to pay the Taxi & never comes back….. ?

[blacko1974 WANTED $248 Spectator]

Stevie25 wrote:

You pay an escorts & she goes out to pay the Taxi & never comes back…..

I always thought you had a shift look Stevie LOL

[Spanners WANTED $35 Outlaw]

I’m from Scotland myself man

Worked all over Glasgow for years doing all the security panels for Sitex based in Govan, they were taken over by Orbis and all the senior staff were clowns.

Saw a lot of crazy sights in my time in that job, Junkies in the likes of Barrowfield that could stand against a wall like they were sleeping, but even Barrowfield and Ruchazie had nothing on Ferguslie Park

Worked all over Motherwell and Airdriee too.

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