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Has anyone checked if the RTP is any different on grosvenor or is it standard across all sites? I dont play online slots so cant check it out. Would be interesting to see if it is any different.

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It was something like that – he mentioned it on one of the other threads. Issues with getting it through the door lol

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Will swop you a fish tube for your 82 inch tv screen ????

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No worries hope she enjoys it

Nice one blacko1974 for linking me into this

Would have sent you one Steve but you won’t have the room next to that monster tv you bought hahaha

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bigmike wrote:

mid week bath bloody hell andy your posh pal i have one on the 32nd of evey mth if i need it or not lol

I dont like it bt it gives me an hours peace from the constant nagging and moaning i appear to get on a daily basis ????

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blacko1974 wrote:

Wouldn’t mind a knee trembler with Vorderman either, especially after her getting her funbags done.

I shit you not but a long time ago my uncle nobhead, who is a grade 1 nobhead (frank, that’s you dickhead if your reading this) went out with her and said she was a fucking nutcase ??

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Just Basics wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Alright for some eh . Better than what I’m getting which is school kids launching snow balls at me when I’m trying to work. Little bastards lol.

Lucky day off for me lol.

Stick a stone in the snowball and launch some back at the fuckers!

They will soon stop!

Yellow snowballs work Just as well

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I don’t see the issue mate. I have my man cave and the mrs leaves me alone. No girls allowed apart from the dog and my spider (which unfortunately died last year)

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Haz40 wrote:

Personally I don’t know how anyone has the time to watch 4 to 5 hours streams. Having a family and full time job it’s impossible. Paul’s highlighted video about 58 mins or so much better and said so. Did say his commentary wasn’t a patch on bandits commentary though . Not tarnishing anyone but Nick slots streams are late morning till mid afternoon. Are these people who watch on the dole to be able to watch at this time.

I spend to much time on here to watch anyone else ??

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I hope so – its time for my mid week bath. Rubber duck on standby so need a video!!!

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appleman91 wrote:

I think the people who are enforcing this must be naive if they think these machines are the main problem. I don’t know the stats but I’d imagine more people play online than in bookies. They probably don’t know you can literally spunk £1000 every 30 seconds on chilli or some of the new megaways games

The issue with online mate is that with the verification and the fact it comes straight from your bank account leaves a trail for the Mrs (or Mr) to find out. A lot of the lads I know who have done their bollocks in on FOBT’s deal in cash only (e.g. brickies, plumbers, mechanics etc) so it is easy to hide it from their partner “not got much work on, contractor slow in paying” etc. I think that there is also the psychological side of “out of sight out of mind”. Its completley different being in the bookies playing on a FOBT than sitting at home on your laptop or phone spinning away.

You also have to take into account the demographics of people who dont gamble online or dont know how to use a computer properly.

Of course if your keeping it from your partner than you already have a problem to an extent.

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Just Basics wrote:

argyl53 wrote:

Just Basics wrote:

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck “house edge” on blackjack means.

Ive never heard such cobswallop!

Surely the player has the edge. The player can stick or twist on 17 but the dealer usually cannot! Plus if the dealer is up against a full table then wheres the edge?

See members using this term “house bloody edge” all the time to defend casinos. With nothing more to add but that.

Its pish in my opinion.

 

It’s very simple to understand house edge. The casino offers you pays which are slightly lower than the probability of you winning. In a single deck blackjack hand, for example, if you are dealt an ace as your first card your odds of hitting blackjack on the second card are around 32% but you win is only 3:2, so you’re being paid as if it had a 40% chance of happening. In roulette, you get 35:1, as if winning has a 1 in 36 chance of happening when actually it’s a 1 in 37 chance. So there is a small built in advantage to the casino.

It’s just basics.

Yeah i get it now….thx mate. But its only a tiny edge tho

Thats all they need though mate is that very small edge to make decent money. If you think that if you had an edge of 1%, but could operate something that was constantly spinning all day every day, then yes you would lose some money every now and again, but long term you would receive a profit of 1% on everything that was deposited.

The slightest edge gives massive earnings over a long term plan

For example if you played no limit holdem against a poker pro – you would win some hands, either by play or by luck. But after a while the luck balances out especially against someone who understands the game and has a solid edge. Eventually you end up skint.

The idea with games like blackjack or craps is to understand the edge and play the strategy that either reduces the edge or flips it in your favour. Thats why casinos now play with 6-8 decks to prevent card counting. At its basics, card counting removes the edge the casino has and transfers it to you. You will still lose some hands, but over a long period of time make a profit as your are only betting big when the edge is in your favour

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It does have a very high rtp but it is dependant on playing a near perfect strategy. The rtp swings massively, especially if you are on a table with a couple of idiots who don’t play the right way. That’s whenever I play I go for a table on my own or with someone I know.

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Just Basics wrote:

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck “house edge” on blackjack means.

Ive never heard such cobswallop!

Surely the player has the edge. The player can stick or twist on 17 but the dealer usually cannot! Plus if the dealer is up against a full table then wheres the edge?

See members using this term “house bloody edge” all the time to defend casinos. With nothing more to add but that.

Its pish in my opinion.

 

Not defending the casinos mate – I hate them. But the house edge is there. The biggest is that they have to hit on any numbers below 17. Most people stand on say a 14, but the house does not.

 

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I have the same with words from a different side. Where I work people like to use long and over the top words to try and appear more intellectual than they actually are.

For example in a meeting yesterday I was asked

“can you create a holistic statistical gap analysis to show areas of movement for peripatetic employees to monitor sites where we are achieving high levels of customer interaction and ones that are not being met”.

I replied with “you want a map to show what sites we visit and what we dont”. Keep it simple……..

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