So I got paid on Friday and I blew my wages already (THIS IS NOT A BEGGING POST).
I work as a gatekeeper at the pearly gates, and I use my time off at various charities. Friday night, after taking care of all the charity problems in the country, I acted a bit selfish. I took my money and blew it all on hookers, cocaine and gambling. I had a blast, but now I’m out of money. What frustrates me is that I had signed up to gamban, cokestop and hoeban, but I was still able to blow my wad on it (literally).
I cannot provide for my family until the 21st of July. We were going on a 2 week holiday to Jupiter, but now I have to tell my wife, my son and our 4 cats that we’re gonna have to spend the summer at home, eating toast and drinking water.
My mother in law and her partner are both sick, so I also provide for them. It’s hard being a saint, but I believe in Karma. Unfortunately I believe that the same Karma is trying to kill me cus I cheated on my wife with her gran (if someone knows this Karma, please report her to the police. She’s crazy).
Anyways, unfortunately I now have no money to support my drug and gambling habits. I’m contemplating selling myself on the street.
Please give me attention. I really need your advice.
