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You spoil it for yourself, you’re one of the most toxic people I’ve ever come across on a forum.

Literally in your first posts since coming back this afternoon, you’ve called people lazy, parasites, plebs, dicks and sad fucks.

I can certainly see why your posts are entertaining, and why some members want you back here, it’s certainly not boring with you around, but for the right reasons? Absolutely not.

Now, all that being said, I have seen your nicer side at times on this forum. It wouldn’t hurt to show that more often and stop getting so angry about other’s replies and jumping the gun with the words you write. I’ve seen you do it so many times. Stop, think, control your temper and move on.

For example, this post here, you can deal with it in two ways. I’ll leave it up to you how you decide to approach it.

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Quite fitting this, had £70 in from Grosvenor for lossback, so thought I’d play some smaller stakes. Managed to get a bonus on Bonanza within 50 spins, went for 120x on 40p stake. Took the £118 to DHV to play on 60p spins. 200ish spins later and bust town! Think I worked it out to around 11% RTP which is abysmal – genuinely the most boring 200 spins of my life!

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Spot on there @argyl53 – I always try and aim for 500 x my stake, especially if I’m after a longer session. Tbf, with the current state of slots, 1000 x stake may be better…

Think how many times that Steve has had to reload another £1000 on a £2 stake!

[Biohazard WANTED $675 Outlaw]

I’ve had a Google and can’t find any information about this slot at all – are you sure you’re not talking about Reel King Mega? If so, I don’t believe that’s a Megaways slot.

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Eightblack wrote:

Majestic – wax fang

Holy shit this is mad, no one I know seems to know this song, and yet here you are posting it! Great song. Do you watch American Dad by any chance?

Anyway, for me it’s Hysteria by Muse.

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For me it varies massively. I tend to do one big session at the start of the month, and a couple of smaller sessions throughout the month. The first session being anywhere from £500 to £1000 normally, on £1/£2 stakes. The smaller sessions, £50 to £200, normally between 50p and £1 stakes.

Can’t say I play as much as I used to though, with the current state of volatile slots, it’s difficult to make a session last these days!

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For me it bonuses really similar to DHV. It’s weird, no other slots bonus quite like these do for me. I find others bonusing them constantly in barely any spins, and for me it takes easily 4/5/6/7/800+ spins.

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Great slot right? I do love White Rabbit myself also, but literally never play the base game.

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For me, my list hasn’t actually changed from last year!

1) Fruit Warp
Love this slot. Had consistent profit on it every single session pretty much since I began playing it. Try not to play it too often as to not ‘break the streak’, but just love playing it. So exciting when you get the pinks! Never managed above 300x, and yet still love it.

2) Laser Fruit
Beautiful slot, love the sound and feel. Had two 1000x wins, but I know the potential is there to go wayyyyy past that. Seems to land a lot more often on a tease compared to most slots.

3) Wild Heist at Peacock Manor
Just another really nice and fun slot to play. Love pick games, and with the addition of the gold card, this is one of the better ones! Been up and down on this one, but I enjoy playing it so much I have to include it in this list!

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Really good insight this @TheReelStory – I’m surprised this thread isn’t more active!

Can I ask how you know all this, what is the source of your information?

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Always great to hear when someone goes on a mad run!

Enjoy the money, and as you’ve said, take a break and reset. 🙂

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Was over 102% last year, but I’ve had a really bad few months! But still, 98%+ over hundreds of thousands of spins is decent, definitely on the higher end.

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Wow. Not even 20x, that’s shocking.

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1) Pink Elephants (the bane of my life, a single big win has alluded me over thousands and thousands of spins)

2) Goonies (absolute trash, minimal potential)

3) Pimped (boring, millions of teases to get anywhere, one line makes no sense)

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Personally I’d love to see some of the older more classic slots played! Jack and the Beanstalk, Fruit Warp, Eye of the Kraken etc.

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