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appleman91 wrote:

I think the people who are enforcing this must be naive if they think these machines are the main problem. I don’t know the stats but I’d imagine more people play online than in bookies. They probably don’t know you can literally spunk £1000 every 30 seconds on chilli or some of the new megaways games

Agree with you mate, fortunately now Gamstop offers a universal exclusion for players who have issues with addiction, the bookies on the other hand only offer player exclusions which are rarely implemented.

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LOL Only joking. I completely agree that a lot of newly released slots have a honeymoon period, DHV, Chilli etc.. spring to mind. Start off great and turn to shit shortly afterwards.

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Makes perfect sense lad, the tools are out there if you want to stop it full time. Good luck fella

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Rigged decks, Magnets built into roulette wheels, Affiliation conspiracies… Only one thing for it.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

I have the same with words from a different side. Where I work people like to use long and over the top words to try and appear more intellectual than they actually are.

For example in a meeting yesterday I was asked

“can you create a holistic statistical gap analysis to show areas of movement for peripatetic employees to monitor sites where we are achieving high levels of customer interaction and ones that are not being met”.

I replied with “you want a map to show what sites we visit and what we dont”. Keep it simple……..

Better not come away with any of that “Jibber Jabber” when you come up here mate.

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Haz40 wrote:

People used to say I had big balls for gambling a pie up to £500 but you make us lot look like the Mary poppins of gambling. I wonder sometimes is it bravery are you truly bonkers. Your on footballers income now

I’m on a footballers income as well ??? If I played for Cowdenbeath ????

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blacko1974 wrote:

Goodnight folks, off to bed, Bandit! keep the wins coming. Sweet dreams boys and girls.

Jesus wept! what the fuck’s been going on?, sat on the forum twiddling my thumbs last night as everyone was away, decided to call it an early night and woke up to this morning to discover that The Bandit has topped a fucking annual wage on RK and Rolla has done his bollocks in on Blackjack. Do u fuckers ever sleep LOL.

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Goodnight folks, off to bed, Bandit! keep the wins coming. Sweet dreams boys and girls.

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Kingpab wrote:

MauroPicotto wrote:

Love your sub, got one myself over Xmas. Been through many torps since!

Yeah I agree great thing it is. And I think the heineken tastes better then it does in the real pub. What are you drinking on yours? I’ve got desperado to try next

I won’t lie mate.. I am so jealous of that man cave, impressive to say the least.

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The Bandit wrote:

Ok so back in 2016, around November time, i did Party Casino for a few months until they turned off my link lol. I remembered that they had added novos after that and went to see if they had Reel King, they do, hurrah! More importantly, when you fire it up, it starts on 20p stake so it is the same as Casumo and Videoslots. I deposited £1,000 and begun on £1.60. I lost a couple of early top shots, dying one away! Then as the balance was down to £200 i upped the stake, i actually went £6, then when i redeposited another £1,000 i switched to £8 where i intended to stay until i got above the min top for amount of money in, well i didn’t get to the second bust….

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I believe that may well be my first ever top on Reel King on Party Casino ? A very healthy £3,494 profit and this thread is now really cooking on gas eh!

If you are joining this thread late, please read the original post and also pay attention to the linked post, the linked post contains a £60,000 loss on this game, it is not all sweetness and light!

Cumulative thread totals to follow.

So Sensible Soccer shouldn’t be a fucking problem now then lol

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The Bandit wrote:

Samweir92 wrote:

Ye same with me. Only casino that asks for source of income that I know of. Just don’t understand why they would let me deposit in the first place knowing I wouldn’t be able to play. I have to close my account to get the money back that I deposited

They have all asked me now tbh, Redbet is closed too as they wouldn’t accept anything. Their policy needs reviewing for acceptable proof from people that don’t fit the norm, like myself, as English says, how exactly does a professional gambler prove source of wealth, perhaps i should send them loads of picture of pound coins lol

It will have been that deposit that triggered the source of wealth request – i believe it is an auto thing, or so i have been told lol

Send them a picture of that whisky bottle you gave Seedy.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Yes they are mate. It’s going up to 21%

How u doin Andy Boy? Not seen you around for a while, was out drinking with the missus yesterday and the forum turned into WW3 FFS. I look at you as my forum bodyguard these days as I’m too wee to fight my own battles, a Jeremy Kyle, Steve the big hard fucker kinda scenario.

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The Bandit wrote:

I only have a provisional licence myself mate – perhaps it is time to go do one of those courses lol

To hell with that! You bought Mrs B a state of the art vehicle, she owes you big time fella!, hope you’ve reminded her 1000 times what a generous husband you are. I do this when I buy the wife flowers.

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Haz40 wrote:

Is the government increasing the tax on online casinos this year which is obviously to compensate the reduction of corporation tax from bookmakers. How will this affect the rtp on online slots. Will they be reduced who knows.

It will certainly be the player who has to fork out the extra.. RTPs will be adjusted accordingly.

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The Bandit wrote:

Ok, lets get the show back on the road folks ?

Casumo – £1,000 deposit and it is time to push it a little bit considering the position of the thread. I started on £8. Good news is i didn’t visit bust town…. kaboom…..

 

Yes, i am playing it a lot but hopefully you guys can see that up until this one, i haven’t started at any sort of dangerous stake, i have built money up from the game and cracked on!

Cumulative thread stats to follow!

Bandit.. Your a jammy big fucker.. Keep em coming!

Shall we open a “go fund me” for Casumo?, Shall we fuck haha

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