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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Facebook cost me my second marriage – she got hold of an ex she lost contact with. I often wonder how any relationships its fucked up lol

It was my fault though – apparently im difficult to live with hahaha

Andy… Your a fucking jinx mate.

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centipede wrote:

I remember when Timmy Mallett came to our local nightclub down here in Cornwall, was selling those soft toy pink and yellow hammers for a tenner a pop!

Hope you kicked him in the dick mate, in fact 100 kicks in the dick with you being a centipede.

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Steller wrote:

The only famous person i would liked to have met is Agnetha Faltskog who was the blonde one in Abba. I’d have sold my soul to the devil for a night with her in her prime!

I can assure you lad that most blokes on here would have given their right arm for a night of passion with the lovely Agnetha. I would have given my left arm as well and had a go at the brunette as well.

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Haz40 wrote:

Can’t believe forgot to say last year ferry bridge services m62 stood in car park and across the way chubby Brown stood next to his car reg rcb 50 I think or something like that. Then people start seeing him. Jam packed car park of people shouting you fat bastard you fat bastard. Couldn’t resist going having a chat with him. Asked for his autograph. He said in his usual north east accent if I wanted a signed photo. Of course I said yes, got signed photo and went. Was really expecting to get told to fuck off or have the piss taken out of me. He was absolutely fine.

I know a few guys that went to the Embassy Club in Manchester to watch Bernard Manning, they met him and thought he was a real top bloke, gave shit loads of money to charities as well. Far from the public image he had carried.

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Hacko1 wrote:

Ok I’ve had a very humiliating encounter with a jockey and his trainer at aintree, now I’m still cringing about it 14 years later mainly due to me being with the wife and my first lad who was still in his buggy. I’ve just mentioned it to the wife and she’s crying laughing about it.

twas on a Sunday and at the time I was well into my horse racing and my favourite jockey/trainer partnership was McCoy and jonjo, now over the years I’d bombarded the missus about them so you can imagine how excited I was to be stood in the paddock and who do I spot yes yes it was them, I’m nudging the Mrs excitedly and manoeuvring the buggy round to where they were, they were the last two in the paddock, mcnob was sat upon a horse called wachita linam and jonjo was giving him his race instructions it was 13-8 fav. Woohoo I shout over good luck tony, now they both looked over at me like I was a big bit of walking shite and said nothing but continued to stare me out, I didn’t know what to do the wife was laughing as I dropped my head in shame and quickly turned the buggy round and scuttled off. What a prick no fucking need, never backed the tit again

Don’t u worry lad i’m sure the horse appreciated your words of encouragement. Are you referring to the horse Witchita Linesman, that horse was a bit of a star to my recollection.

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I’m the same Andy, I don’t even like relatives taking pictures of me and posting them on facebook. It’s as if people can’t go for a shit without telling the world about it on facebook.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

That post has just moved you into 1st place in the shit celebrity counters poll, I can’t compete with that Lad.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Just wondering whats the worst story you have ever done gambling wise?

I bumped into my first ex-wife on the train tonight coming home from work. We get on alright now (I laugh about the situation) but just got me thinking of how bad I used to be.

Before we got married I came clean about gambling and she was quite understanding but said if i ever went big again then she was throwing me out. I landed a job in Afghanistan working 9 weeks on 3 weeks off. After my first 9 weeks on the return flight I was at a stop over. There was an offer for Vegas (2.5 weeks all inclusive for £2k). I looked at my mate and we said fuck it lets go. A quick call to the Mrs to say I was being kept in country so wouldnt be home for another 12 weeks (which went down well) and off to Vegas we went.

12 weeks later I arrived home and the locks had been changed. My mate had posted photos on facebook of me and him in Vegas so the Mrs stuck by her word and kicked me out. I laugh about it now…….she doesnt lol

Andy.. i’m trying to be a mate and support you with this lad but I am literally rolling around pissing myself laughing. I have lost count the amount of times facebook comes back to haunt people. I used to work with a girl who was off long term sickness with a bad back, what does she do!, she posts a picture of her doing that fucking limbo dancing thingy in Tenerife. P45 through the door the minute her knickers got back from holiday.

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Kingpab wrote:

I’ve met the chuckle brothers a few times back in the 90s at butlins .

Got a kiss on the cheek from Kylies sister Dannie ,

Oh and met Jimmy salvie once but I don’t want to talk about that

A kiss on the cheek from Danni Minogue… you jammie fucker, I get the krankies.. really !!!

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Monito wrote:

I am a Translation Analyst. I am responsible for making sure companies are not trying to pull a fast one with other companies in their translated contract agreements. I don’t see how I am much use here considering Google Translate is a few clicks away, even if it is horrendously inaccurate.

You could translate my Glaswegian accent so everybody else on here understands what i’m talking about

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blacko1974 wrote:

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Is that you Andy Boy?

Your hands are huge fella, wouldn’t like a right hander off ya.I could wear that watch as an ankle bracelet. I propose that you and the bandit have a traditional bare fisted boxing match. I will ensure fair play and hold yer wallets for the both of you.

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Haz40 wrote:

Met Alan Hansen at Cheltenham races. Very down to earth bloke. Was a bit speechless as I’m a Liverpool fan. I probably looked a right tit lol.

Hansen’s got those eyes that look right through you hasn’t he, its as if he’s reading the back of your mind when hes talking to you. Liverpool Legend.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Is that you Andy Boy?

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Steller wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Ok Bandit lad has rolled out a cash giveaway and the swarm has exploded we now have bees (members) everywhere so lets roll put a new subject.

Has anybody had a shit celebrity encounter?, I have had three. My daughter has had the pleasure of James Arthurs company and has ate in the same London café with ms boobilicious herself Kelly Brook, that’s fair play in my book. Here’s the cards I got dealt. Stood twenty feet away from Ruth Madoc in Bristol (nice looking lady), Met the Krankie’s outside Glasgow Pavillion and last but not least stopped Terry from Love Island in Cyprus to ask if it was ok to have his photo taken with the missus. How do you like the apples?, would have swapped it all for 10 minutes staring at Kelly Brooks funbags.

I wasn’t nervous at all meeting these titans off the entertainment industry where as I think I would probably shit myself if I met the Bandit or Rocknrolla.

Anybody else out there that can name drop as much as me.

p.s to all the young uns that don’t know who Ruth Madoc is ! Googles your friend you lazy fuckers

Bandit for the Jungle!

Hey Mate, the bandit can’t last 2 minutes without playing Reel King let alone 3 weeks. He would be hyperventilating before he got on the plane at Heathrow.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Watch your step Lad, my fingers on the red button, its pointing at Southport as we speak.

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