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Johnny wrote:

Unbelievably I’ve been told to fuck off by 3 celebs. Hugh Grant, David Haye and Martin Kemp.

I bumped in to Hugh at Edinburgh airport and asked for a photo as we were on a stag do and he politely told me to fuck off as he is also entitled to a holiday

I asked David Haye for an autograph half way through a Sky Sports interview and I quote “fuck off mate I’m trying to get on the telly”

I went to see Spandau Ballet on their reunion tour and stayed in the same hotel as them, I spent time with all the band (Tony Hadley had a little bag with him at all times and wouldn’t say what was in it, It was Gary Kemp’s birthday so he went out rather than going to the hotel bar, but as luck would have it I sat next to him at Breakfast, when I mentioned I had a drink with Tony the first thing he said was “did he have his bag?”) anyway I mentioned something about Eastenders to Martin and he told me to fuck off

weirdest celebrity encounter for me was having a wee in the urinanal next to Rod Stewart in planet Hollywood and asking him “is that why they call you Rod?”

Jeez mate that’s quite a collection, fortunately for me Jimmy Krankie didn’t tell me to fuck off as I would have promptly booted him/her?? straight up the arse, would have told Hugh Grant and Martin Kemp to fuck off as they are shit actors anyway. Don’t know about Haye!, it would take a bigger fucker than me to fight him, try Andy Williams or the Bandit.

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little1large1 wrote:

hi De hi fella

Well I was in lift with Buster Merryfield.

Again youngsters Google it.

Oh and when I was in the Army many years ago the Queen Mother spoke to my mate next to me.

We don’t do enough for you blokes in the services, top Lad. Must have been an honour.

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Hacko1 wrote:

Well when I was a kid I had the pleasure of living a few houses away from a Newcastle Utd player who took a young gazza under his wing, I use to go round and play football with him, I was like 12/13 he was such a nice guy, I also got to go training with the Newcastle Utd team.

it was brilliant

Aww mate top Marks, a living, breathing, slightly mad Geordie, Gers English fucking legend. I’ m a jealous man.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

I met these when on holiday – shit part was the Mrs was with me and nagged most of the holiday

Are you the one with the white tshirt on mate?

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stony wrote:

Saw Bruce Forsyth doddering round a garden centre once, he didnt have a clue where he was.

You should have walked up to him and said “Nice to see you to see you nice”, he would have loved that lol.

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I’ve actually been told before by someone that Eamonn Holmes is a total fanny, one nasty bastard apparently. My Dad had a similar experience with Billy Connolly who looked at my old man as if he was shit on his shoes.

Met an old Welsh couple on holiday a few years ago, they had money and liked to travel and play golf, they met Sean Connery at some golf course in Spain, total Ballbag apparently who treated his caddies like dog shit. Funny how they forget their old arse when they make it big innit!.

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You have also got Payplan as well mate, is your debt secured or unsecured?, if its unsecured then there is not much your creditors can do as you can’t get blood from a stone. I am on a DMP myself, my advice is to list every little thing that comes onto your head, I know you receive the basic form which lists food,clothing etc but think the bigger picture. I’ve just had a vet bill of £516 shoved up my arse, I didn’t think for a minute when I completed my DMP that this would have arrived but it has, it’s stressful my friend, please please talk to someone, were here if you need someone to talk to.

love.

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Get it withdrawn lad, go but yourself something nice kid. well done.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

p.s. I didn’t get involved in the fight, I was too busy asking the prostitute if she accepted tokens

Ignore them love, now how many of these plastic.tokens for a quickie in the alley.

Ahh the good old days. I do miss them.

Don’t know there born these days lad. Not meaning to play up on the stereotype of being the miserable Scottish fucker but she never even gave me any change back from me tokens.

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p.s. I didn’t get involved in the fight, I was too busy asking the prostitute if she accepted tokens

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I remember back in the 90s when machines still paid out tokens, I was at a local hotel with my mates, we were killing time before making our way into the city for another night of getting knockbacks off the birds. Anyway the fruity I was playing was Las Vegas or something like that, ended up winning £50 which to my disappointment was paid out in fucking tokens. The barmaid said that she could exchange them for drink so we ended up drinking the lot ( that was when £50 could buy you a decent prostitute ), long story short the taxi was arriving in half an hour so we drank every cocktail the barmaid could fit in a glass. Long story short again my 2 mates ended up punching lumps out of each other before we got a foot in the door of the club. Taxi, home time, no money, no bird.

Ahhh those were fucking great days, you young guys are a shower of fucking fairies these days, too busy taking pictures of ur dinners and posting them on Instagram. Bufties the lot of ya.

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Haz40 wrote:

Is it true that care homes on housing developments are not allowed to put a notice on the property to say this is a care home in case of prejudice from local residents. I was told this once from a staff member at a care home. If that’s true that’s awful?

I’m unsure of that one Haz as I have not been involved with residential care since 2000, basically the local authorities will ask me to write a plan in what support our client will need to live an active, independent life from his/her own home. I then number crunch on what funding would be required and then help the families to choose what are the best option for their son/daughter. My Brother is 38, he has been living independently with support from his carers since 2000.

I can say this though I worked in a residential school for Autism in Swanage, Dorset. The elderly people of the town used to look a the kids as if they had three heads, they were never done bitching about the school. I could have filled 3 of the bandits pound coin whisky bottles by the replies that I had given them back, my favourite being “You wouldn’t be saying that if it was your son would you now so FUCK OFF”, worked a treat lol.

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Hacko1 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

I help Autistic adults move from residential care into their own home in the community so I ain’t much help on here i’m afraid.

Absolute respect to mate, what a satisfying job you do, my ? is tipped to you.

Thanks mate, I’ve had the experience of working within residential care as well as independent living, the level of money local authorities pump into residential care is frightening. I am an advocate that disabled people should be living within their community and not hidden in parts of rural Britain.

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Captur I take great delight in personally handing over my title of the forums “Old Arsehole” to you, it has been fun but a new champion has been unveiled. Duties include not having a fucking clue what everyone’s favourite song selections are as well as moaning when people keep saying the same thing in the Reel King thread. I bow before you SIr.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

@blacko1974 – sorry mate couldn’t resist. You did say you wanted to be him……….

 

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