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Redcorvette wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Right then so what happened after the video ended?

As you saw, i finished £8k down on the video – looks and sounds horrendous but if you are in this thread and have read it from the beginning you will now have the current context of my play. Since the start of this thread i have now breached £74,000 profit on this game, just here, in this thread. As such, i have clearly got a reserve tank on it now which i have previously stated i would hope to be a maximum exposure position of £40,000.

Well tonight i almost arrived at that figure for total deposits. At 18k in, Grosvenor called me but my phone didn’t ring for whatever reason and a voicemail was left, they wanted to talk to me about their responsible gaming tools and find out if i was ok etc – i kind of liked that tbh. They then followed that up with an email but as i was busy doing my dick in i didn’t reply. 20 minutes ish later when i was now a total of £23k in for the day, they forced a logout on me and locked my account – sent another email and wouldn’t let me continue without calling them and discussing the current session and whether it was comfortable for me to be playing like this – although it annoyed me at the time, as it stopped me in my tracks, it’s is fair play to them i guess. By this time i was on £40 stake and doing £5k deposits.

After talking to them and explaining i was fine etc my account was reopened and i plodded on. £5k more, £5k more and £5k more had me at £38,000 in and knocking on the door of my self imposed limit in my own head of £40,000. Had i have lost that figure, i would have taken the remaining £34,000 of profit from this crazy ride and taken the mrs out tomorrow and sorted her new car.

However, with £2k of the £38,000 left…. I got to the end of that naughty little golden road –

As you can see, pretty much £2k exactly left and a £25,600 top so still quite heavily down – I either take the loss at this point or i drop the stake and go for another one, well i can’t drop it too much so i go down to £30 – a few thousand pounds pass for not a lot but then smash…..

With the balance sat at £21,950 and on £30 stake, this heavenly glory road arrives and smashes through for the top…. that’s it, my heads rolled off and i’ve gone bonkers!

There have already been a couple of comments about the video that aren’t so nice but my opinion is, after me telling everyone where this thread is, what it is called and how to find it, anyone that has not read it, simply cannot comment – you need the context behind the play to appreciate and understand what i have strived for and achieved here. Once again though, just as i did last time i had a big big depositing session, my next go on this game will be right down on £1.60/£2 again so i can chill the fuck out.

Peace and Carrots fuckers

 

I’m out of here – bored to fuck with this guy continually showing how he consistently wins – he is to responsible gambling what Adolf Hitler was to world peace.   I know he has to ensure he gets his affiliate income, but consistently showing that he was down but by gambling big has made a profit does nothing to encourage people to show restraint, exactly the opposite.

How many stories of homelessness, attempted suicides and poverty caused by gambling excessively is it going to take for this guy to realise that what he is doing is irresponsible.

I know this post will get shit – the Bandit doesnt like criticism and gets very shirty with it and all of his groupies will be right on my arse – but fuck it, it had to be said.

Always thought you had the look of the Fuhrer about you Steve, all u need is that wee moustache, Mrs B would be your very own Eva Braun with Seedy being your minister of Propaganda, if your looking for a fat fucker as Goerring then I’m your man ha ha. Really, comparing someone playing online slots to Hitler FFS

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Rocknrolla must be one of the coolest streamers I have seen online, not sucking up his arse or anything like that but his reactions are the same whether he gambles a hundred pounds or five grand a spin. I can see how he is so successful at poker.

In regards to fake streamers I am convinced Roshtein and that wee baldy foreign guy are full of shit. I’m a bullshitter myself so I know when I’m in the company of others.

The fella with the brummie accent seemed a nice fella but I think his funds have dried up, the Swedish dudes are hard to watch, especially when he gets a big win and grabs his foot shouting “ding ding”, what the fuck is that all about?

Moan over.

 

 

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I used to get great info from certain Newmarket stables but it all dried up a few years ago, most stables are very tight lipped now about their horses chances. Needless to say it’s still as dodgy as fuck, especially with the all weather tracks who’s prize money would barely cover the petrol money to transport the horse to the venue.

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I prefer both teams to score coupons as they seem to have a better chance of coming in, trying to pick winning teams can be difficult with one team usually bursting the coupon. The lower English leagues can throw up many surprises as most teams are capable of beating each other on their day.

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Been following this thread for days now with my email informing me of each new reply.. hold up.. Hotmail’s just informed me that there is a Ukrainian bird with big tits that stays less than a mile from me. later’s troops

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Here she is little “Wonky Wabbits” herself, not an expert in body language but i’m pretty sure she’s suggesting that I go fuck myself, she’s not looked at me since I brought her back from vet this afternoon. Can’t fucking win can we lads.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Made up she is ok mate. We have to be carefully with our dog and chicken bones. She can eat (and loves) frozen chicken thighs. Last time I was at the vets, he said that cooked chicken bones become really brittle and easy to splinter (I know in your case it wasnt your fault as it fell out the bin) but we have stopped giving them to her. She does however now eat blue slush puppy ice pops (i dropped one the other day and she ate it, quite funny watching her run round with it hanging out of her mouth like a big cigar). She doesnt like the green ones though, so now Mrs W has to provide blue and green ones for me and the dog lol.

Been warned to watch rawhide products as well – my dog loves them but vet told me that in staffies and other breeds where dogs sort of inhale the food, they can easily get stuck in their throat (was told this after Macey had a rawhide hot dog and had a coughing fit)

Everyone associates a dog with a bone, give the dog a bone blah blah blah but it’s honestly the worst thing that you can give them, same with pigs ears and those hard fuckers the supermarkets sell. Tell you what i’m against though that day at the dental hospital the receptionist asked our postcode, she could then tell us that bonnie was insured up to £3000. Next thing we know the hospital is giving us the patter “Be better if we monitored her for a few extra days etc..”, 2 weeks later Tesco send us the breakdown and guess what! the bill comes to a couple of pound of the £3000 ceiling” convenient don’t you think!, next thing we know the monthly premium has jumped to over £70. It’s only my opinion but I think vets are robbing bastards at times, they play on our emotions knowing full well that we will find the money somehow, honestly £3000.. I could get the missus tits done for that kind of brass.

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Tesco insurance is very good for younger dogs, basically when my dog turned 13 the insurance became unaffordable but with younger dogs it’s pretty affordable, always make sure pets are insured as vet bills will make you shit yourself as I did this afternoon. Tesco were very fair and paid out quickly when I used them, always make sure you are covered at around the £3000 mark for vet bills.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Blacko, sorry to hear about your dog mate – I have a staffy who is 7 but trying to get her insured for anything is a nightmare so I know the bills can pile up: thing is I wouldn’t be without her so always pay it then when we get home explain to the dog a) how much she costs me and b) stop eating every fucking thing you see on the floor. She looks at me like I’m an idiot. A bit like Mrs W actually haha. On a serious note if you need help with the bill let me know.

@bandit excellent result getting them to name one of the animals Bruce. How did that go down with your lad has it cheered him up a bit?

Thanks for the support Andy boy you’ve got a good heart on ya fella. 2 Years ago Bonnie was in the back garden and she found a chicken bone that had fell out the bin, I was unaware of this until she walked into the living room with froth coming out of her nose. It was a Sunday so the wife and I had to rush her into the small pet hospital in the city, after sedating the dog the vet told us that the bone had splintered and was stuck near her oesophagus ( thank fuck for auto spell ), she gave me 3 options (a) push the bone through her throat and hope it falls into her stomach (b) arrange for an emergency vet who would open the rib cage and operate or (c) put her to sleep, well i’m standing there with wife and stepdaughter who are both in hysterics. Long story short thankfully option A worked and she recovered.

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The Bandit wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Tell you what folks the donations made through Bruce’s go fund me appeal didn’t go in vain, god help people who are struggling to pay for vet bills. I have a wee West Highland Terrier, for the past couple of Month she has had a wee lump on the top of her eyelid which has got to a fair size, she is 14 so I shit myself to take her to the vet in case he tells me it’s curtains, turns out it’s not life threatening but the vet says it will have to be cut out, he explains that because she’s old she would have to have her heart and organs checked prior to the operation as putting her under anaesthetic could be risky giving her age, eventually I get round to asking what the damage would be for the op, he tells me that he will print off a quote.. Intravenous fluids, blood chemistry, examinations etc.. 542.10 pounds!!!

I’m still in a state of shock but it is what it is. god help some poor fucker out there that’s maybe out of work. At least the forums donations are going to a great cause, any body with a sick pet will have been in a situation like this before.

Take Care troops

Yeah vets bills are mega, i think Bruce’s bill in the end was near £4,000. I am still trying to get in direct contact with the charity as i had been trying on Twitter but it appears that their Twitter is automated so have now tried Facebook, i did also try a direct email but i wanted some sort of social media interaction just so people could see it had been sent lol! I will get there in the end!

Aye you picked a good charity lad, when you buy a pup or a kitten insurance is reasonable but when they get older it gets fucking crazy, Bonnie used to be insured through Tesco but when she turned 13 they were wanting 74 pounds a month to insure her so that wasn’t an option. I really do not know how vets can justify these costs, Bruce’s costs of 4 grand doesn’t surprise me I’ve actually heard higher than that. The itemized bill the vet delivered me covers a full a4 sheet of paper FFS, all that for a big lump on her eyelid.. I was tempted to squeeze the fucker.

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rob taylor wrote:

Planning a street party when the FobTs become extinct in April Rob, Maybe you could supply the booze. Don’t mind the occasional hooch.

Haha not even sure what im brewing yet love the profile pic be jugfulls for every 1 sick of paying shop prices brew more bet more haha

Yeah mate forgot about the Gers, make that enough for two street parties.

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rob taylor wrote:

Good luck bandito that reel king character needs hit with a very large hammer lol i wa reduced to a 20p stake on Diamond mine n Goonies depoited £10  collected £450 ive put it to good use …. 10 fermenting buckets just bought off ebay lol home brew crew lol hope that u get near enough break even on todays vid Laddy

Planning a street party when the FobTs become extinct in April Rob, Maybe you could supply the booze. Don’t mind the occasional hooch.

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I’m ashamed to say I had to google “multiplactive” lol

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Nice horse from a strong stable, only thing that puts me off is its age! seems a bit of a baby in this field. Good luck anyway mate, hope it romps in for ya.

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Fucking hell mate do you live in Coral Island, that’s just class.

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