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I have followed this fascinating and revealing thread from the start but missed  the last couple of days and so had to scroll back to catch up with Red whathisname and his bollocks comparison.

Internet trolls who use such incendiary language to frame their arguments should be ignored as acknowledgement is like oxygen to them. This too is acknowledgement I know but cmon – these people need to know that there is no place for the pig ignorant, crass, nonsensical and potentially harmful shite that their keyboard strokes produce.

Ignore them and they go away – mostly – hopefully.

What Bandit produces in terms of content (whether it is video or blog) is basically an ongoing story of sorts – a gambling themed soap opera – but it’s also a true story and that’s why it is so compelling.

Whats not to like? I for one am hooked – in a good way.

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Nice one – really good news! – so no withdrawal of game, restriction of account etc – what were we worried about? Someone who’s not worried is Kingpab – or as he’s better known – Architecture and Buildings Senior Vice President – Northern Europe – I heard he’s on £750k!!!

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For some reason I have been under the impression that if you are in the UK you can’t sign up to Vera John – can anyone clear this up for me?

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Long time ago had a swear box in the office I worked in with a sliding scale of cost to level of offensiveness. Ashamed to say I held the record for the costliest single sentence – as I remember the sentence included the phrase piss flaps – the rest I have forgotten – I know – I’m sorry – it was a sales environment, high pressured and I’d just lost a big deal!

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I get that – when you’re smashing it the way you are from behind a tablet on the sofa – or lying on the bed as you have said before – I’m surprised you can summon the enthusiasm to find the fridge – only a matter until you’ve got staff for that!

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This is very interesting to say the least. I’m not sure there will be many depositors at VS ahead of you Bandit. If you want to play table games where the big deposits surely come from, then you don’t go to VS. Who on this earth will have deposited more than that in two years at VS to play slots!?!?

If VS try to wriggle our of this with some bs it will surely be the biggest PR gaffe in online casino history.

if the Bandit doesn’t get a fair deal then what chance the rest of us …….

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Good point Haz40 about the size of some Roulette staking in relation to Bandits topping exploits. Thing is these guys look at punter profit and loss and withdrawals. I asked on here before whether people thought there was a chance Bandit would have his accounts closed or restricted like a successful horse backer for example  but everybody said no no ‘there’s no edge, no form, no inside knowledge, it’s all random.’ I hope you’re right, I have always thought that closed/restricted accounts was a most depressing aspect of gambling – if it extended to online casinos then I reckon I will have spun my last spin!

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Just a few years ago was due to go away for five days to Portugal to celebrate my birthday with my other half and friends. Villa and flights all paid for and a hire car waiting for us, classic case of living beyond our means. With no credit card to fall back on, as I ditched them a while before, I found myself 24 hours from departure with £20 to my name and pay day two weeks off. That £20 would have got us to the airport where a difficult convo with my friend would have followed revolving around me asking him to sub us a not inconsiderable amount of money – not the best way to start a holiday! In desperation I headed for BetFred in my lunch hour and resolved to play the next Racing Post Nap dog to win and reverse forecast. It wins and the forecast lands, my £20 is now £90. I’m spreading my bets, a tenner on the racing, a fiver on the virtual – proper mug bets – but they are winning. Forty five minutes in I’m at £350. Still not enough! I head for a fobt – of all things I’m playing their Cocoroach Racing game! I can’t lose! Finish off with some conservative roulette, walk out with £690. Great holiday – never in doubt!

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The trouble with reposnding to a post like this is that it’s a potentially no win scenario – the reason being that Kelvin – you already know the answer to this problem or at least the potential answer – and my response below could read as seriously patronising – please don’t take it that way.

I absolutely get why most of us drink or smoke – or have an expensive coffee in the way to work everyday – it’s an affordable luxury when proper luxuries – like a great holiday, a new car or that 50 inch smart tv are out of reach.

Thing is in your case, like so many, a bit of what you like is not properly affordable at these levels and is impacting your life not least your desire to have another child.

I am am older than you but not necessarily wiser, but I have had 4 kids and whilst I have made my fair share of financial mistakes over the years which I am still paying for, I have also had to make sacrifices to make family life work – With two still at University I continue to do so!

So here goes – it is well known anecdotally  and through the media etc that contributory factors affecting fertility include weight, alcohol intake, tobacco and stress. With ciggies costing £8.50 per pack you are currently burning your way through £25 per day, £175 per week, £750 per month, over £9k per year.

If you could knock this on the head (I know that’s hard but people do it every day) then your health would improve markedly, your financial situation would ease considerably, your stress would reduce massively and your ability to conceive wohld surely increase.

Knock the drinking back slightly and have one less takeaway per week and the Sky is the limit. All very idealistic i know but not completely beyond achievable.

Love your humour by the way – here’s one – a friend of mine went down in history – and he fingered a girl in geography!

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Got three for you on this subject. Filled up with petrol at Sainsbury’s some years ago and went to pay. Was asked for £25 instead of the £60 I had spent. Thought nothing of it but realisation dawned as I was sat at some traffic lights that I had paid for another pumps lower value. Wrestled with it for a while and then did a u turn. Battled through 20 mins of traffic and roadworks, walked into the kiosk and said I owe you this £35 as you charged me incorrectly a while ago and they took it looking at me as if I was mad.

Had one of those days in William Hill. Got a complete Trixie up, then took a grand out of the FOBT on roulette for a total of £2700. Insisted I get paid in cash cos who wants to wait three days for it to hit your account and walked down to Barclays. Hills had passed me two counterfeit £20’s which were taken off me and deducted from my deposit- you guessed it – Hills were’nt interested and of course could do nothing even if they were – had to take it in on the chin and obviously could afford to to – but what if my win had been £80 with two dodgy notes!?!

Finally, went to Newbury races with my mate and went to the running rail/winning post to see the horses cross the line – another loser. Turned around and there was a wallet on the ground. £100 cash inside and a winning betting slip worth £50. My mate said silly sods fault for dropping it, let’s divvy up and I said no, if this was my wallet then dropping it would ruin a great day – had Newbury put out an announcement and reunited the wallet with its utter piss head of an owner who a. Didn’t seem that bothered and b. Didn’t even buy us a drink. You can imagine what my friend was saying to me. Honestly should pay but doesn’t always – I just had to content myself with the fact that I’d done the right thing!

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Careful, if I know Skybet those kinds of winnings could see your account get severely restricted!

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Thanks for your input guys, I didn’t even realise there was a ‘Question for The Bandit’ section lol – I’ll have a better look around.

Ok so slots are random, table games are random but skill and info can be used to beat the bookies and therefore betting accounts can be restricted whilst casino accounts will not.

But aren’t Energy basically doing that – apparently coming up with all sorts of verification gumpf and wanting Bandit to demonstrate source of wealth – they are effectively saying ‘we don’t want your business.’ Like a bookmaker restricting a betting account they have identified Bandit as a profit risk. No other casino have insisted on source of wealth? Not Casumo or Videoslots who are clearing taking the hit between them.

Seems to me that in making you jump through hoops, wanting so much info and then asking for source of wealth info – presumably pay slips, sight of savings accounts (who knows), they are simply hiding behind good practice guidelines in order to keep a wolf out of the pen!

Extrapolate that and any of us could go on a months long winning streak and then find we have start demonstrating our inside leg measurement before effectively having our account closed – in theory.

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Bandit clearly the pro! One losing stream in how many now?!? Somebody should keep track – haven’t watched today’s new post yet but winning streak is pretty incredible.

I too too have warmed to Chip, I used to think he was a bit of a nob but has grown on me – can’t bear Nickslots – I tho k being off YouTube knocked a few edges off him as he cane across as super arrogant before, the crass use of language (somehow Bandits use is kind of normal/justifiable where as Nicks just grates big time). Used to like Grape, Jimbo annoys and Craig was ok but so desperate to impress his viewers. Somehow find watch Rocknrolla a bit depressing – don’t know why

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How about putting it the Bandit that he fiiishes the job for you on £20 spins and you split 50/50?!? How it about Bandito

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Hello Dear

i am a Christian Lady living in a West African country under an oppressive regime. I was led to Videoslots by the good Lord who loves you too. I have enjoyed his great abundance and have hit the top on Reel King many times through his grace, blessed be his name. I have also, through the will of my Lord, spanked  Napoleon for a right touch of 1200x, blessed be Mary. Now though the darkness works against me and I have a large balance of 10 million US dollars stuck and i am not allowed to have this under the regimes withdrawable limit law. I know the goodness in your heart so just send me 10,000 dollars (US) and I will share this with you and do many good works. Bless you Bandit my Son.

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