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Eightblack wrote:

I think he’s an arrogant asshole, he constantly brags about his earnings and mortgage free house, he straight up encourages gambling without a hint of responsible gambling, he’s rude as fuck to people in chat and his accent and reactions are ridiculous

 

Fook me! What is going on! What! Fook what,

 

I can’t stomach him, rolla is so much more genuine as a streamer

Never liked that guy but completely agree on how rude he is on chat to his loyal followers. Some ask simple questions and gives them a one line answer and almost all the time he’s rude and arrogant. Always showing off and people ask how can you afford to do these live streams everyday and always answers by saying I make a lot of money doing what I do.

problem with that is aswell doesn’t exactly promote responsible gambling and don’t think I’ve ever heard him bring it up. Another slight example someone asked if he’s ever self excluded from a casino simple answer he gave NO. Good chance there to maybe give advice or have a 30 second talk on it. Definitely one of the most hated streamers out there but still has many many fans so he will be around a long time. Always want to see him lost but seems he’s hitting big pretty much every single day. Oh well what, wtf, what’s happening, how much, what. No way. What, fukin hell what. Wow. What

He is truly obnoxious – I like a bonus hunt and watched his most recent. A member in the joke cracked a joke, went right over NS head and he put the guy down – it may have been an unintentional put down but there is no denying that he is rude, coarse without Bandits humour, devoid of humour and arrogant in spades and yet people lap it up – in that bonus hunt which was a highlight from a stream he made reference to 1500 viewers on twitch – 1500! ThTs more than Chanel 5 ffs

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Mine change regularly however at the moment the top three is this;

1. Bonanza

2. Legacy of Egypt

3. Wonder Hounds

 

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Yes, he looks like a Pirate – I’d be suspicious of a Pirate in my arcade too

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I’m excited, nervous and worried for you too! I guess on the up side they probably don’t run so many staff in the payments department on a Saturday night, why would they? It’s basically Monday until it’s Monday in banking terms. On the downside that exclusion thing is a worry and are you didn’t exceed stamping tems, was roulette allowed whilst under a bonus?

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Haz40 wrote:

All been there mate. I remember having 2 active debit cards for 1 account. I put them both in 2 different cash machines at the same time trying to withdraw what I had available by hitting the enter button on both machines at the same time. needless to say it didn’t work. One paid out the other said insufficient funds.

And this made me chuckle too! I like to think #Haz40 was trying to kid the cashpoint outside the very same supermarket at the very same time as #andywilliams1187 was inside at the checkout with his Twirls and debit card!

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

I think it’s pretty standard mate we always find a way

I used to go to Waitrose round the corner from an arcade I played in if I had done my cash withdrawal limit. 3 chocolate bars for a quid and 50quid cash back.

That’s why I used to be a fat fucker lol

This is more comedy gold Andy – get that auto biography written for goodness sake! Only a gambler could go into Waitrose, effectively spend £51 and emerge with nothing but a Twirl triple pack!

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Where’s that guy who says he can’t bonus Dragons Fire? Never played it but Chip streamer plays it a lot – in that last few days he bonuses it off something like 10 spins, bonuses it again 30 odd spins later and then had a next press express.

I’ve only ever bonused Dead or Alive twice and used to put 50-100 spins through it regularly – BoD has been murder for me too – I roll my eyes every time a streamer bonuses it and says ‘bring you back, the bonus is in, took just 12 spins!’

As ive said elsewhere I play Bonanza now in order to get game play time and there is potential. If I hit big then I’ll withdraw and have an extended play on other slots.

Of course that is rare but having had a couple of hours for my 100x deposit and knowing what a b’stard it can be to bonus,  I can at least walk away and say to myself ‘better luck next time.’

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Haz40 wrote:

Best way to play roulette in my opinion is to play no more than 10 minutes. It’s almost the quickest way to win or lose in gambling. People lose on roulette because of their desire to gamble hasn’t  fulfilled their fix. Even when people win many gamblers feel they have not had sufficient time doing what they enjoy and ultimately they lose. I wouldn’t be surprised it nearly 50% of roulette players were in profit at an early stage in a session but i bet less than 25% actually finish a session in profit. It’s all about the length of time.

Wise words – so many many times could’ve walked in good profit but it really is a tough one to leave – if you’re losing you’re chasing and if you’re winning you feel invincible.

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i have changed things drastically as I seek to gain a bang for my buck rather than spaffing what I’ve got available and more, as done so many times in the past and indeed the recent past, which for someone of my age and level of responsibilities was a joke and I had to get hold of it.

So I have adopted the Dazza Gee approach – 100x into Bonanza. I like to do £200 at £2 stakes but content sometimes at £20 to 20p stakes. If I double my deposit then I double the stake. If I hit thereafter I withdraw.

This way I often get up to 2 hours of play win or lose. Could do it with Diamond Mine or perhaps WWTBAM I guess or any other game you know that really grinds but has potential at the same time – that’s why I do it with Bonanza.

I used to love a bonus hunt but invariably got stuck on a game sooner or later, the balance drains, you’ve done your dough for three bonuses which deliver 8x, 12x and 20x respectively and your’e back to self analysis and guilt and all that shite!

Not worth it.

 

 

 

 

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Yeah – joking of course – perhaps I didn’t use enough of these ???. Post what you like bud, I’m not a MOD – it all makes the world go round

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Right that’s it! @pritmist has proved to be the straw that has broken my camels back. I don’t care if you’re an utter bellend asking for a handout, a dedicated and valuable member of the forum or The Bandit himself – no more Peace and Carrots! Is that understood?!?!? No more, Ok! Just no more!!! At its best it’s annoying, at its worst it can be used when you’ ve posted like a complete piss flap and I can’t be doing with it. So that’s settled then – good – thank you. War and Broccoli  ?

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Butt clenching, stomach churning, teeth grinding, tremor inducing epicness!! We all know that chronic butterfly in your stomach when you know you’re too far in, or you’ve given back a great win! You must have felt such emotion during this session – anger, embarrassment, frustration on a different level – the relief of the completed comeback – wow – that must be the sweetest! I’m not a great one to give advice on financial matters (hmmm) but another untouchable investment must be the way to go. Awesome awesome read, we are invested emotionally and it’s a blast – keep up the entertainment- just don’t do your bollocks in! Best.

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Oh yeah – thanks – and Donuts – stats on that much appreciated too ?

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Hi Bio

grrat post with those stats – always been a stars fan – any chance you could put up some more when you have a chance – my current favourites are;

Legacy of Egypt, Wonder Hounds and Wish Upon a Jackpot.

Are you able to extract stats on probability in game features occur such as Peter Griffin?

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Just Basics wrote:

Biohazard wrote:

So Bonanza is, without a doubt, one of the most difficult slots to bonus on. The main reasons for this are a) the base game is incredibly kind and b) the average bonus pays 103x which is very generous and c) the potential from the bonus is exceptionally high. These are three positive factors that render the RTP too high, so this has to be offset by the provider by making the bonus very hard to land.

The average bonus time, based on current community stats, is 1 in 471 spins. Armed with this information, you can use the table below to see the probability of landing a bonus in x number of spins.

So what does this mean? Basically, each individual spin has an chance of 0.2% chance of landing, equivalent to 1 in every 471 spins. If you were to set off from scratch, with the intention of doing 200 spins and then leaving, you have roughly a 1 in 3 chance of landing a bonus during that time. Set off for over 5,000 spins from start to finish? The chances are you will almost certainly land a bonus, with only a mere 0.002% chance of that not happening at the 5,000 mark.

Hope this all makes sense.

@Biohazard

You can smash out as many figures and percentages as you want pal!

It doesent change the the fact that Bonanza is the worst game ever to be concieved by man.

Ive read so many topics on this game now, that its so fucking obvious that this cancerous game is rigged to not give bonuses.

And the base game does not pay well at all. It may pay decent for your first 50-100 spins

But then it rapes your arse!

Hope this helps

 

Hope this helps?!? Not really no.

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