I hate playing Blueprints, I hate watching Blueprints. I hate their soundtracks, I hate the way they look, I hate their unoriginality, I hate how they re-skin the same slots and shuffle around the same predictable bonuses. I hate how often they tease, I hate the themes they choose for their slots, I hate their lack of potential. I hate how little the symbols pay (140x with 4 wild reels on Top Cat – really?!!), and sorry to say I hate Bandit’s videos when it’s a Blueprint fest.
I wouldn’t piss on a Blueprint if it was on fire.
I hate them.
As you were.