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what a fabulous win (tonxix) absolutely fantastic very well done

darkhand1

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BORING game, poor graphics only ever seen 2 horses never seen a bonus (what does the bonus do) don,t play it any more, its just very very boring BUT will watch the bandit try it mmmmmmmmmm think he will give it 100 spins then leave never to return, but he could smash a mega bonus, then we will be queuing to play it.  bandit never play upgradium you will not win it don,t pay it just fucking takes.

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hi bandit, apologise for my impatience, hope your weekend with your family was epic. LOVED the latest video, book of ra, magic mirror and the

zipper excellent plus  good old WONKY pity about the superb immortal romance wild desire only one reel you were just unlucky but sarah at

your mercy £2.40 a spin and you pick amber ??????????? but your the master and hey ambers music is the best ( don,t give up), Captain venture

can be very cruel ( i have been there)  spinal tap ( bad movie bad group) and by the look of it bad slot, think i will swerve spinal tap for the time been remember that awful slot, the bonus tease was in and your heard kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss and for the 10 millionth time you got NO bonus

and once a year when you got the bonus 8 free spins of shit. once played a slot called (deck the halls) 90p per spin got the bonus then got a screen nearly full of father christmases, thought this looks good went to make a coffee listening to the music of the bonus counting merrily up and up after 10 minutes can still hear it playing away, my god i will not look at the computer till its stopped paying the bonus after several days (not really) it stops i peek at the computer screen £9870.00)  for 90p a spin, money invested £200 max. HEAVEN is a slot bonus that pays.

keep playing slots bandit and good luck

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hi bandit, love the site, love the set up, the forum is great but hey its monday 30th july 10 am sat with coffee, fag, mouse in hand

WHERE  is the sunday video ???????????????????????  waiting to see if you won the BIG monies so get with the programme.

 

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some people think that GAME OF THRONES is the best series ever on tv, yeh granted its good,  its won awards and yes it has a dragon

but come off it, really, the best. ARE they fucking serious have they never seen BLACK SAILS  enough said

[da darkhand1 WANTED $7 Outlaw]

there can be only one (stolen from highlander) WILD DESIRE 5 WILD REELS.

have had 4 it was impressive

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just spotted this brilliant idea by moonspamster, wow lots of games i would like the bandit to have in his videos

mmmmmmmmmmmm so many i,m going for immortal romance, good game and i love the music

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no 1  immortal romance no 2 immortal romance  no3 immortal romance no 4 immortal romance

no 5 (bit of a red herring) could be captain venture or immortal romance, i,m going with

immortal romance so what have i won

[da darkhand1 WANTED $7 Outlaw]

the life of a gambler

i am old now (well mature) i look back now on my years and years of gambling and think was it worth it, the highs and lows was it any way

to live, look after a wife and bring up two children.The highs, big house 2 cars mine an aston martin, the wifes a mini cooper best education

for the children. The lows (FUCK THE LOWS) the highs were just to good, the race meetings. the live poker tournaments, the casinos.

(quick message for bandit you want a mortgage never go to your bank never use a mortgage advisor use a broker you pay him he will get you

a mortgage, the lender could be anywhere 3 of mine were american 1 was irish never a problem only times i was ripped the lenders were uk high

street banks its a long time since i had a mortgage but i am sure a good private broker will find the hundreds of lenders you have never heard off)

anyway back to gambling as i have said i have always gambled but also worked, i worked fucking hard, for my sins i was a private accountant

Any businessman loves a private accountant he opens doors to riches that accountancy FIRMS keep closed. he makes you money where as a firm of accountants cost you money.

this story even now makes me uneasy its 1979 my wife and i(no children yet) are working and living in london, its friday and this afternoon we are going on holiday for 2 weeks i am to meet the wife a kings cross station at 5pm and then were off. I get to the office to find my client has cancelled i have nothing more to do that day  i leave at lunch time and get a bite to eat ,while eating i see a tote betting shop across the street

thats dangerous i have £5000 in cash the holiday money, should have given it to the wife this morning but hey i,m not going to gamble the holiday money. I LOSE £2000 within an hour, the day has turned bad it gets worse i am now on a recovery mission that turns into a nightmare

its now getting late in the after noon and i have to get across london to kings cross. i am now thinking what do i do i am £4500 down why go

to kings cross, worst of all i have let down my wife so badly. I walk out of the bookies get a coffee, smoke a fag what the fuck do i do, at this time the thoughts that go through you head are far from rational  (ie) run away, jump of the nearest bridge, join the foreign legion these thoughts crowd your mind (thank god for coffee and cigarettes) they get rid of the feeling of panic and let you analyse the situation. the only

problem i have is i have lost £4500 the solution get it back if i don,t get it back then we can think of the new life in the gutter, foreign legion or

whatever. Back in the tote bookmakers i an studying the 4.15 race (i should be happily nearly at kings cross and not in this fucking situation)

i keep getting drawn to a 16/1 shot the last thing i want is a each way bet i want two nice priced favourites (fuck the time) the wife will wait just as long as i get to kings cross with the money. i put £400 straight win on the 16/1 shot i figure better keep a £100 in my pocket to disappear

with.Race sets of no tv only race commentary its a photo finish more agony mines in the photo, result my horse placed 2nd, i slowly head for

the exit i am drained i just get to the door when i hear stewards enquiry i stop but when do the stewards ever do anything, then objection by the second to the winner. its agony but its not agony its hope 15 minutes later i race out of the bookies with £6800 in my pocket plus my £100 hail

a bright beautiful black london cab, offer a £40 tip to get me to kings cross as fast as he could. years and years have gone by since that day

in which time i have had days when i have won or lost but only one day makes me even now uneasy to think about it (what if the 16/1 shot

had lost. ????   remember £5000 may not be much now but in 1979 it was MONEY

 

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you were so lucky, i went back (upgradium) £400 tried all level of bets from minimum to £2 bets same outcome, how do you win on that fucking

game anyway never never going back

darkhand1

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the only random element on casino online slot games is luck everything else is predetermined, the base game plus any bonus round you get

regardless of choice of picks. all are predetermined the bonus you get the number of free spins the amount you win. When you select a slot to play, the casino computer downloads to your computer an image of the game. ONLY you will ever play that game no one else on the planet will play the same slot as you. its not like a lending library you don,t  put it back for someone else to use its like a puppy its yours for life.

. I  have played  online slots for many years, when online slots started i discovered  that if i took a photo of the slot before i closed it if i waited a week then went back to it, i would find the slot exactly as i left it,As this was a bit of a give away the casinos have now given every slot a home page so now when you go on any casino site and say pick raging rhino every game starts from the same home page hardly random. but who needs random ( i love watching the bandit play the gamble money ladder fail,fail , fail then every now and again the big win ) the win predetermined, the random element luck.  also the online casinos make such an obscene amount of money they can give huge wins with their

slots for very little outlay on your part, and they are really good fun to play. As with everything else there are winners and losers. On online slots there are many many more losers than winners. as for any governing body or any legislation to control online casinos  ha ha ha ha ha

 

 

 

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hi steve , sunday morning and i am joining you site, should have done it long time ago but hey there is always something else you have to do but not today. Love your videos, really i watch every one, love the games the chat its all good (except the c— word don,t mind any other swear word just don,t like the c word. Have no interest in sites similar to yours but certainly hooked on yours. i sometimes play the slots only a bit about mmmmmmm 8 hours a day 7 days a week. played on ladbrokes , will hill, corals and for the last 3 years almost only on betfair. my betting habits similar to yours in stakes value £2 TO £10  i win sometimes and lose lots of times my weakness i tilt to much chasing free spins on a game ie play the same game for fucking hours and hours.keep posting the videos do not go broke, i will keep watching in the hope you hit a monster monster win something like £3 million on jackpot king.

kind regards

len

 

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