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Notwithstanding my last post they are interesting statistics and show that people can win big on very small stakes, so congratulations to those winners.  I am just not sure this forum is for offshore casino’s to post their advertisements for slots in order to promote their wares and potentially promote problem gambling – there is no context to those statistics and all they scream to any easily influenced individual is that you can win thousands of pounds on small stakes.

You can also lose thousands of pounds on small stakes, but there is no comment in that post regarding gamble sensibly, just enorrmous sales technique for a game they are trying to hype, and instructions to come to their site.

Thanks Andy, I’m almost convinced, but I don’t have the picture of me holding a passport,wearing a fedora and smoking a cuban cigar whilst playing “my ole man” on a piano, which would allow me to make withdrawals from Casumo 🙂

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Casumo Andy wrote:

Lots of popular slot games played during the month of March have also recorded 3 or more ‘2000 x bet wins’, with all time favourites Book of Dead and Dead or Alive right at the top as usual. But hey, newcomer Scudamore’s Super Stakes is not too far behind, finishing in 3rd position:

And millions more recorded 2 x Bet bonus wins 🙂   OMG this post is so obvious, totally slanted statistics, touting a new game etc etc.

I will however be happy to be convinced once you have shown the 11 individuals who lost the most money in Mar 19 to balance off the statistics.

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Spanners wrote:

It should be requested at the very start, like before ANY funds can be uploaded

Just a thought

Andy isn’t concerned about the money going in, just any money which might be going out.

Bandit has only himself to blame, he made the mistake of winning big 🙂

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Spanners wrote:

The selfie ID is not a legal requirement at all, it is an extra level of security that we implemented a while ago to help in our prevention against underage play, fraud and financial crimes and is working very well as a deterrent.

Interestingly enough I just managed to go through the whole registration process at Casumo, up to the point of depositing money.  At no point did it mention any legal requirements, selfie pictures, ID etc, just took me straight through to the “please deposit money” screen.

Doesn’t seem to be much underage play prevention, fraud or financial crimes protection when depositing.  I guess it’s just when they have to hand money back, at that point the concerns kick in 🙂

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The Bandit wrote:

The teddy grabbers, holy shit these things are so expensive when the older lad gets involved, his thing is “five nights at freddys” and of course, they have bloody got a grabber full of them haven’t they,

LOL – the claws on those things are weaker than alcohol free beer.   Watched a guy pump about £30 into one trying to win a teddy for his kid, which he could have bought down the road for a fiver.

In your head you know you are being a dick for chasing that toy, but it becomes personal 🙂

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Sorry, me again.  I don’t know where you live, but if you google “Dental Access Centre” you might find someone able to help with the pain relief and sorting out the short term issues.    I used them once and was able to get in the same day despite not being registered with an NHS dentist

A warning for anyone registered – if you don’t attend for 2 years they strike you off their register and you have to find a new one. which is like trying to get a decent bonus on the donuts slots

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Casumo Andy wrote:

The selfie ID is not a legal requirement at all, it is an extra level of security that we implemented a while ago to help in our prevention against underage play, fraud and financial crimes and is working very well as a deterrent.

Yes, we know you are who you say you are Bandit and I believe that if you sent in photos of the fat man off ReelKing as your selfie you would probably get passed on it!

Some pretty impressive security they have there.  We know who you are, but we have you make sure you are who we know you are.  If you send in a picture of a Dog doing a dump in the street you would be probably be cleared.    However this picture of a squatting dog will be on huge assistance in preventing fraud 🙂

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this reminds me of that movie “Groundhog Day” 🙂

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It won’t sort out the long term issue but have you asked about dental access – it’s NHS for emergency treatment where there is no other option, they could at least deal with the immediate pain

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Mr B wrote:

he casinos will have checked to make sure he has the money to gamble and that he is “somewhat” mentally stable. in addition they know down to the penny how much he is winning, so for them he isn’t gambling beyond his means. I guarantee if he ended up down £250k on casumo they would contact him to find out what’s going on and where his money is coming from.

Sorry, but I am going to have to call bullshit on that line.   The casino’s are there to make money, they are not a welfare organisation and there is a long history of individuals gambling way beyond their means without the casino’s taking any action.

Moreover it’s a matter of context.  There is a story only recently on here of a lady who gambled away every penny she and her family had, doing, if if recollect, 24 bonus buys on extra chilli.   At no time did the casino stop her depositing, redepositing and then redopositing until she actually threw herself off of a bridge.

Now I am all for personal responsibility etc, and people should be responsible for their actions.  But I do draw the line when someone tries to portray casino’s as caring organisations.   They are businesses that plumb the depths of peoples addictions and create untold misery – please don’t start trying to put across any form of message that implies that they give a tinkers cuss about their client base – they are just cows to be milked until it runs dry.

Their only reason for checking where his money was coming from would be a case of self defense.  If he said, I have just sold my house and this is the proceeds, they would say “no problems then, please carry on”

Rant over 🙂

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Seedy was last seen heading to a small cave in Afghanistan where he has decided to hide until this thread runs it’s course 🙂

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Dynamik23 wrote:

I’m with eejit on this one. I work in a landbased casino and my opinions are far from defence of casinos that’s for sure but like eejit has eloquently said if you do this you are saving lives

And yet neither you or eejit give an explanation as to why this is not required when signing up to a casino.   Are you saying that everyone is a potential terrorist but the casino’s are willing to accept their money without any formal ID, but are require it on cash outs.

Sorry, I have said it before and I will continue to say it.  You can’t say we will accept your money and take it within seconds without any verification, but we require it if you withdraw and it could take up to 72 hours to pay you back.

Anyone who is actually desperate enough to stand there taking pictures of themselves with the photo held up as proof and send them in to random offshore sites purely so they can gamble is clearly desperate and needs to reconsider their life choices.

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slottinggooner wrote:

Coming from a matched betting background, and having studied the maths side of things Casinos are there to be taken if you do the right research, a lot of them will offer a +EV signup almost loss lead to get new customers in

Just out of interest can you clarify that.   I see a lot of these 100% or 200% bonuses, but you have to stake 40 times your bonus in most cases.  So even if you deposit £500, that still means you have to pump through £20k of wagering, with only £1K.  That doesn’t seem like a loss leader to me?,  Or am I mistaken?

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springbrucesteen wrote:

1.4 million triggers the selfie pic requirement

wait until you hit 2 million , you have to turn up at Casumo headquarters for a full interrogation including strip search and rubber gloves

I could be wrong but I don’t think the casino’s stipulate any visual requirements when they are sticking one up your arse.

They are only interested in selfies when its you trying to take money off them, at which point they insist on on a full cavity search without lube – whilst leaving the “cancel withdrawal” button close at hand 🙂

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Eightblack wrote:

hen starts countless threads about his butt hurt

I used to get butt hurt all the time until I discovered KY Jelly  !

(I’m joking !!!!!!!!!!)

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