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Like argyl says max 2 hours. The sites I play are all in within 2 hours. Pokerstars I’ve found to be the quickest, if I withdraw to PayPal it’s in my PayPal account within 2 minutes.

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Railroad

Danger

Vampires

Rainbow riches megaways.

 

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Xbobmad wrote:

I used to think baby Xbob’s attempts at talking were cute, now I’m praying I wake up deaf for a few weeks

Yep agreed. Mines turning 2 and has in 24 hours went from a mute to not shutting the fuck up. It’s cute…..for 10 minutes.

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SlotsCrack wrote:

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Wagered – £1,867,233.76

Winnings – £2,150,892.97

Net = +£283,659.21[/quote]

So we’re talking about a 1.8 net in there or wagered 1.8 so far? Still does’nt clarify if you actually walked AWAY with profit in general after hitting withdrawl or not. I am getting more and more sceptic about casino’s dude. And i’m not the only one. You know when i signup to a casino thats suitable for my country, first thing i (always) do is make sure shit is verified, file in documents, blabla. The moment i have green light i play. I played on a few brands on which all three of them basicly made me win within the first initial deposit. There was one particular casino in where i pumped 2k in in where i peaked at 22k so far. But no matter what i did i was getting artificially being held at that number.

So you lose some, but you win back, and it looked like this was another AI that makes you wager and not exceed you a certain number. Makes sense right? Casino has build in features. So any future play in that particular casino was done. It kind of gave you the feeling you could win, but it did’nt really. Like the sneaky triggers, the near hits all that bullshit.

Another casino; ive won 65k previous year in like 3 days straight. I’d still recall that it was more of an exploit rather then being lucky. But i quit doing what i did because i was affraid the casino woud’nt pay me out for whatever reason. Well they did paid out, 2x 20k and 1x 25k. Since then any potential big huge win was impossible. It took perhaps months before i even came close to the usual 3k range. When i hit withdrawl, fun was over. When i continued playing with the risk of losing the 3k (and finally did) it was more easyer in any new session to like get back where i lost or started. This kept repeating and the amount somehow got bigger.

Another casino; signed up, from 100 straight to 10.000, withdrawl, any new session impossible. I kind of start to realise that the real luck is only for the new signups, the one’s already in there are being mazed to shit with unnatural stuff going on. This one casino that i won the 65k at, it’s always the same pattern, i deposit, i play, i somehow equal or as close as possible to my initial deposit, and have this pattern going down again. It’s a constant repeat, no matter my strategy, no matter my play.

Like i artificially have to wager shit out before stuff hits. And trust me, games that would for complete shit now suddenly start to pay. Not just one, two, three, no ALL games. It completely does’nt give me any excitement anymore for the shit thats bin going on in my mind. Like a while ago, before the corona lockdown appeared, i went to a normal casino, with just 200. Great, 2 handpays, 2700, so a 2500 profit. I went back home with a WELL-DONE mindset. This shit i never experience online anymore. I mean what good is a gamble if you by default already know 7 out of 10 deposits fail instant.

If i compare the BTG games in general on ONE casino vs the OTHER casino, i can defenily tell there’s some shit going on. The one particular casino has a much better flexibility in relation of bonus games, base game hits, the amount of bonus games that drop, where the other just has a difficulity factor of like 5x more. They all have the same RTP but in relation of volatility, triggers, hits and all that there’s a huge difference. I think casino’s are not honest, dont tell or show us the full story.

I’m kind of done with gambling lately. What good is playing online when the overal is just a big phat loss. Fuck streamers, with all due respect to the bandit. The same applies to me when i accept a bonus, where my gameplay SUDDENLY or simply said all the time when on bonus wagering, is full alive and kicking, and all crafted to make me wager out my 39x requirement, to fully fall flat after that. Gambling is’nt what it’s used to be anymore. Providers have rekt players. Casino’s are recking players. It’s just become a shitty and stupid business these days.

 

 

No actually. Makes no sense whatsoever.

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Like eejit says. No chance he is real.

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Listen before this all goes fucking weird…

we all care, we all have stories that depending on what you read can be disapproved by one paper / website or another….some of us have frontline information some don’t….

what’s undoubtably true is … everybody need to be safe … for them selfs and others….

regarding op… it isn’t over the top reaction, the more serious we take it, the quicker it ends…..

Just be fucking safe

Agreed. The only thing I can add to this from information that isn’t known is my step father worth for American air filters, one of their factories is based in Wuhan. In November before this was even a known problem the factory was temporarily closed down and the staff in the UK were told due to illness many staff couldn’t work so they closed the factory to save some money in the short term. My stepfather’s friend who was over in the factory as a overseas worker told him that it was a unknown illness and that the morgues in wuhan were working 24/7. My stepfather told me this information in February but I had to deep diving through the information online from about January. So with his inside information my conclusion can only be, they have lied about when it started and they have lied about how many people have died from it. Of course this is isn’t much of a shock but for me it is proof that they have doctored so many things and unless we get the true stats from China AND every other country, we will never truly know the real stats and figures. In addition to this is, my girlfriend is a frontline ITU nurse in the north east. Every single patient on her ward is a elderly man, big belly and skinny arms, no underlying health issues. My opinion is if someone has a terminal illness say for example lung cancer and they contract covid 19 and then sadly die then it must be written as such, you can’t say this person was going to die anyways so we will put their terminal illness as cause of death. It’s the same as saying if someone with lung cancer got hit by a car that cause of death was lung cancer, it obviously wasn’t because nobody knows how long that person may have survived if they didn’t catch covid19/get hit by a car.

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Bamboozler wrote:

Rbreen91 wrote:

Bamboozler wrote:

The usual response from an extremely  low quality individual. I wonder if this person is genuinely as rude in real life or if they gain “bravery” when hiding behind a keyboard. Can you imagine how little self respect you’d have to have to respond in such a way.

Have a nice day licking handrails.

 

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Don’t worry, I’d respond in exactly the same fashion. I don’t know why you would expect any other response to a ridiculous statement such as yours.

You can’t behave like a cunt and try to take the moral high ground at the same time. Unfortunately you lack the mental capacity to understand this.

Two sentences and he still has to drop in the “c bomb” in an attempt to add impact because nothing else he says actually ever does. How sad must he be to have to litter his limited vocabulary with insults and profanity to gain traction. You only have to imagine the scene. Rbreen gets into an argument and spouts his nonsense – everyones tires of him and ends up walking away- he ends up shouting the c word at the top of his voiceas they disappear so that he can delude himself that he won the argument whereas in reality all the folks that walked away are thinking “who was the clown, he’s got serious issues”

As I disappear into the distance SHOUT AS LOUD AS YOU LIKE it does not alter who and what you are and have become.

You do sound like a bit of a nonce tbh.

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awesomex wrote:

Let’s turn this thread into a discussion about who’s the best pornstar. Anyone up for it? Maybe OP finds the forum more enjoyable then? I mean, why not bow to his demands?

Oh yeah and OP – suck it

Mia malkova.

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I don’t see it being finished tbh.

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The casino doesn’t matter, the game provider does. You can’t save novomatic, yddrigsal or elk. I’m sure there are a few others but just stick with play n go, BTG, blueprint, pragmatic and netent.

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Bambigotshot wrote:

Tpritchard wrote:

Just logged into casumo as I thought I left £20 in but must of used it there was only 22p left it came up last played lightning roulette so for a laugh chucked 20p on 20 and it came in when does that ever happen. But it paid £6 thought the return would be £7.20 or are the odds different for lightning roulette

They balance the big odds by making non lightning number 30/1.  It’s actually good for both sides I guess, I’m sure the casino will have worked out the cost benefits to them, but to the player there is nothing like hitting 400/1 on a roulette number in exchange for that lower % on the other numbers.   Saw a guy on Jimbo’s win 13k the other day hitting a 300/1 and I also also saw the lightning number come in 5 out of 8 spins, only on 50/1 though.

Only thing to be aware of is that the lightning number doesn’t count for splits.

This is why they make so much money, I can’t find the house edge for lightning roulette, maybe Phil knows? My thoughts are that the house edge is higher than standard roulette as I don’t believe losing 5-1 will be made up in the long run with the multipliers. At a guess I would say the house edge on lighting roulette is 5-6%. Again if someone knows please tell me.

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Bamboozler wrote:

Ok so no sarcasm here.

You appear to be a lowlife chav with neither manners nor the intelligence to enter into dialogue with anyone other than equally lowlife chavs. If you cannot construct a sentence without the c word that’s so pitiful that you do not belong in an adult group.

No doubt you will have another response equally as offensive to show your total lack of charm. Rest assured I am quite able to ignore silly little chavs like you.

Have a lovely day and keep safe. You are no doubt one of the know it all numpties who thinks they are above the law,common decency and any other form of basic civility.

 

 

Have to agree, rbreen is a proper chav. He may well be the lowest form of scum on this forum, nay the internet. Rat chav bastard.

/s

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Larry Longballs wrote:

Dynamik23 wrote:

Bambigotshot wrote:

Larry Longballs wrote:

Steve, I watched your video from a few days ago were you showed your overall loss on video slots since 2017 which was about 171k.

This is a staggering amount of money lost and also not that surprising given the amount of wagering you do.  I would imagine it’s a similar scenario on the other casino sites you use.

The casino always wins in the long run because of the RTP (house edge).  If you carry on with this, these losses will just continue over time.

You must have spent hundreds of hours sitting there spinning slots for what? A huge loss of money.  Just can’t get my head around it man.

From what I can see, you arent even using deposit bonuses which would at least tip the value in your favour.

I’m genuinely interested in why you do it. It seems utter madness to me.

It is a business, as well as I suspect fun for the Bandit, creating videos will generate losses as the RTP is in the casino’s favour.  However without the videos the affiliation income would not have been generated.    It’s like fitting solar panels to the house, large outlay but profit overall in the end.

Although his latest video was some pretty expensive solar panels

Seen you spout about affiliation on about 4 posts now. You haven’t been here very long as bandit has posted numerous times the numbers he has got from affiliation and explained each deal he gets from each casino most of which are a one time payment. The reason he can gamble so heavily in recent months/years is reel king and wild swarm. He has shown that he is “healthily” up on the game and I believe even bought the house he owns now and for some reason his missus a god ugly car . You don’t know his other sources of income and he has no obligation to tell us either. From what I’ve heard and seen directly from bandit suggest he maybe made some money at the start from affiliation but it’s non existent nowadays.

<span style=”text-decoration: underline;”></span>You can’t ‘healthily’ be in profit on any game, certainly not in the long term anyway.  It simply isn’t mathematically possible as the RTP is below 100% on every single game.

He is 171k in deficit on video slots and will likely be similarly down on other casinos.  With this much loss, he must be making a hell of a lot of money from affiliation if he has bought a house with the profits!

I didn’t say he would stay healthily up. Like bandit has posted down below you can see how much he won and lost. I understand RTP and I have said it before if bandit carries on playing reel king at some point in time he will be around the RTP ie down. However because of the pot he accumulated that could take a long while. Effectively he does a altered martingale strategy but I believe the variance is even lower and when he wins “normally” it isn’t just his original stake he gets back so he can take a couple losses and still be up once he tops it. I believe bandit has said he thinks the original reel king had a bug with the first gamble ladder which is entirely possible and the fact they updated the game makes it even more possible, but I think it’s more than likely he just won more than he lost over a longer period but still a very short period in regards to expected value and variance. This is the thing that many people can’t understand, someone can quite possibly play years of slots and be winning but the longer you play the closer to the RTP you get and at some point intime after millions? Billions? of spins you will down. If I was the bandit I would never play reel king again as I do believe it will slowly take it’s money back but guess what my opinion is worthless, bandit is a adult who obviously enjoys playing the game so that’s all that matters.

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Bambigotshot wrote:

Larry Longballs wrote:

Steve, I watched your video from a few days ago were you showed your overall loss on video slots since 2017 which was about 171k.

This is a staggering amount of money lost and also not that surprising given the amount of wagering you do.  I would imagine it’s a similar scenario on the other casino sites you use.

The casino always wins in the long run because of the RTP (house edge).  If you carry on with this, these losses will just continue over time.

You must have spent hundreds of hours sitting there spinning slots for what? A huge loss of money.  Just can’t get my head around it man.

From what I can see, you arent even using deposit bonuses which would at least tip the value in your favour.

I’m genuinely interested in why you do it. It seems utter madness to me.

It is a business, as well as I suspect fun for the Bandit, creating videos will generate losses as the RTP is in the casino’s favour.  However without the videos the affiliation income would not have been generated.    It’s like fitting solar panels to the house, large outlay but profit overall in the end.

Although his latest video was some pretty expensive solar panels

Seen you spout about affiliation on about 4 posts now. You haven’t been here very long as bandit has posted numerous times the numbers he has got from affiliation and explained each deal he gets from each casino most of which are a one time payment. The reason he can gamble so heavily in recent months/years is reel king and wild swarm. He has shown that he is “healthily” up on the game and I believe even bought the house he owns now and for some reason his missus a god ugly car ?. You don’t know his other sources of income and he has no obligation to tell us either. From what I’ve heard and seen directly from bandit suggest he maybe made some money at the start from affiliation but it’s non existent nowadays.

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For me I don’t care if someone wins or loses but I worked as a croupier for 6 years so you get to the stage where you hope someone wins or loses quickly so they can fuck off. Of course I like to see bandit win if it creates entertaining content but losing also does that. I can see both sides of the coin though as I used to root for people to win before I turned into a sour cunt. ?

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