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An american indian chief is having a problem with constipation, so he calls his best warrior to go to the medicine man for a remedy.

The warrior says to the medicine man “big chief no shit”. The medicine man hands a large bottle filled with glowing orange liquid and says “tell chief to take on sip only”.

The next day the warrior returns to the medicine man and says “big chief still no shit”. The medicine man says “tell chief to take 2 sips only”

The next day the warrior returns to the medicine man and says “big chief still no shit”. The medicine man says “tell chief to take 3 sips only”

The next day the warrior returns to the medicine man and says “big chief super angry, still no shit”. The medicine man says “tell chief to take whole bottle”

The next day the warrior returns to the medicine man and says “big shit no chief”.

 

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A man buys an old looking brass lamp he finds whilst rummaging through a secondhand shop.

When he gets home he starts cleaning the lamp and genie pops out of the lamp. The genie exclaims that the man can have one wish in return for freeing the genie from the lamp.

The man thinks for a long time and eventually says that he has decided on the wish “I wish there was a bridge from the UK to USA, so I can drive to America”.

The genie pauses and then asks the man are you sure that’s what you want, you wouldn’t rather be rich or famous? It’s only that building a bridge from the UK to the USA is a big ask, think of all the concrete, steel, tarmac etc. not to mention that everyone will notice a bridge magically appearing, is there really nothing else you would rather have?

The man thinks for an even longer time and eventually states, okay if the bridge from the UK to the USA is going to be that much of a problem, I do have one other wish “I wish I understood how women think”.

With no hesitation the genie says “How many lanes do you want on your bridge” ???

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An Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman are crossing the Sahara Desert in a Jeep. When they are halfway across the Jeep breaks down.

They decided to each go in a seprate direction to find help. They drew lots so each person could take one thing from the Jeep to help them.

The Englishman won so went first picking the canteen of water stating that when he is hot he can have a drink of water and cool down.

The Scottishman was second so he picked the parasol stating that when he is hot he can put it up and get some shade to cool down.

The Irishman went last picking the door of the Jeep.

The Englishman and Scottishman both puzzled asked the Irishman why he picked the door of the Jeep?

The Irishman said when he feels hot he can roll the window down on the door and feel the breeze???

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Why the Bandit is actually a magician.

 

1 – Like a magician the Bandit puts on shows (videos) to entertain people.

2 – The majority of people can watch the show (video) and that’s it.

3 – A small majority of people must known the secret to the magicians tricks or in the Bandits case how he funds his slotting hobby to make the videos (Not that they have a right to know btw).

4 – Even if he told the small amount of people how the trick works (videos are funded) they wouldn’t believe him and would want to be shown exactly how it works.

5 – And Even then, if they are shown would they be happy? of course not as the illusion would be shattered, in the case of the bandit this is that they too could go from spinning at 20p a spin to spinning at £40 a spin

What the small minority fail to understand is that even with the Affiliate CPA the cost of staff, premises, giveaways and slot losses he probably does well to turn a small profit and most likely has other forms of income…I think we all know Bandits main income source is as a Horse Spunk Salesman ???

 

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