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How big is big? 100k id deposit a house. 1mil id do something fun for the forum (invite you all expenses paid to a Malta event where you acn see the inside of a casino, go gambling, and sunbathe). MegaMoolah 16mil and id probably wank into it daily.
Cant believe someone would ask for this on a forum. Especially a licenced legal practicioner who would know there are ways for lawyers to borrow money offsetting on their loans through studenthood.
As for disabled GF, i dont talk about my private life much, but my GF cant work. She has a joint disease affecting her legs and joints, meaning after walking or standing for 5 minutes she has to sit down for ages and feels very dizzy and feint. She cant work and I support her. And we live in Malta, which has about a 1.5x standard of living cost as the UK. I dont know what you earn, but I do my due diligence and work out…
1 – Odds of you being totally honest, and somehow being a poor lawyer who cant work out maths. From a person who does wills and probate and will proof read everything?! Hmm.
2 – Odds of you being a trainee with a gambling issue.
3 – Odds of this being entire bullshit and you knowing a lawyer to refer them work.
Im going this is 95% risk based loan, so id want back £1,450 if i lent it.
1This was one hell of a read after 2+ weeks away. I have some facts (Yes, facts).
1 – Roshstein is supplimented in his deposits. I know people at the casinos he plays at. I do NOT know by how much.
2. Slot randomness. There are 2 types of random number generator in the world, Pseudo random, and true random. True random uses atmospheric events, like random.org uses radio waves into binary, others use atmospheric pressure changes and radioactive decay and half life. Its fun to learn. Pseudo random is computer designed, and admittedly yes, it can be hacked. However thats why test labs running very specific tests (like NIST) exist, to make sure they are not. Slots are random, and you can win jackpots on back to back spins. one of our white labels launched and paid out over 250k in month 1 to a slot player on 3 euro stake, who hit back to back HUGE wins. It almost killed them. It does happen.
3 – Awesomex has a 180 IQ? I was gone a lot longer than 2 weeks i think.
4 – Casinos are not “cunts” for giving people free money or bonuses to promote their casino. They dont control the game rounds. Thats like being mad at your girlfriend for not looking like a porn star. Its marketing. People ply at their casino and ohers play there too. The stakes arent relevant. If he is betting 50quid a spin, good for him. I earn a good wage and not a chance im betting at that level.
117th May 2019 at 9:04 am in reply to: What are your TOP 3 SLOTS so far 2019??!!!! And why? :P #66073I assume by the title we are doing just slots launched in 2019?
If so….
1 – temple Tumble
2 – Return of the Kong
3 – Midas Golden Touch
If all time –
Chilli/Reactoonz/Jars
Any bets that he jumped the fence and was drunk and fell over trying to be funny, smashing his face etc?
As the #1 Muse fan – I agree with Bio and Malky completely. (But add Follow Me, Plug In Baby, and a few others)
For one song for a playlist – Elbow – One Day Like This.
1As it doesnt pay much in the base doesnt mean the RTP is bad. Just its weighted towards huge wins less often.
Presumably it involves gambling wins and either topping or collecting at some level above the base win to aim for profit. There’s not really anything else you can do on those games. Wouldn’t call that a “system” though, more just run of the mill gambling. I used to do quite well off the ladders by simply not aiming for the top every time but just setting a point relative to the initial win at which I’d collect. Tbh I think anyone who thinks they can make a living by playing slots (excluding the streaming/affiliation market) is in for an inevitable rude awakening.
Try telling the bandit that 😀
Even if this doesn’t get resolved, it’s a great message to send out so thank you for highlighting this.
Only play at UKGC regulated casinos.
Honest question – why would you play anywhere else? Just to try a new casino?
Moonhook
To be honest mate. I never play the slots. I’d just won a football acca and got a txt through on my phone from spinup and without much thought chucked £50 in.
It’s actually pretty unusual for me to get any gambling texts through on my phone that isn’t either 365,SKY,Betfair or Paddy. I don’t know how they managed to get my number as I’ve had nothing since.
They will have purchsed it from a sports betting site who sold their data illegally. True story.
Liked and subbed. Geordie girl.
You need to take the lady out more if she spends 90% of her time on youtube 😉
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