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Joeholdway wrote:

Right my opinion on this I have opinions on whose fake and who is real but if I remember correctly jartu made a good donation to Paul’s charity stream along with el bandit so fair play to them I think I might be on my own but I quite like fruity slots highlight vids not overly bothered about watchin a stream I tried to watch a chipmunk vid yesterday but not my cup of tea nickslots ain’t for me personally my guilty pleasure is probably timmy when he’s on roulette because can see from his comments on the vid he’s struggling and he gets so mad at himself I might be a rare breed but when I first watched bandit I thought he was a cock and a first class 1 at that but now I love his vids and genuinely enjoy them the reactions are hilarious for example the walking by waving wanker scatters and oooooooo 2 quid can you spare it mate lol imo it’s simple if you think a streamer is fake don’t watch I now look forward to bandits vids have contributed to Bruce’s fund as I think it’s nice to give back but now iv had 10000 spins on bonanza at 10 quid stake and not bonused and now can’t pay my rent or feed the kids this month lol chance would be a fine thing can’t get on any sites cos of friggin Gamstop lol but seriously bandit if you pussy out of going for the top on goonies again I’m never watching your vids again pussssssaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol keep up the good work mate

And the oscar for non-use of punctuation goes to……

 

Also i love this thread, remind me of why humans are fun

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The Bandit wrote:

Yeah i do love a Red Leg too, was drinking that the other night with Rocknrolla in the Wetherspoons of all places haha, nice drop that too ?

I have a bottle of “diplomatico reserva” in my house. Venezuelan. Top top rum. And i dont drink hardly ever… so must be good! Give it a bash

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Tell them that. They have to refund the deposit if they wont give the winnings. JPJ is a reputable site… they should be easily approached. Go through askgamblers.

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Get a lesbian couple round and have them spit out pound coins every now and then. That should show the mrs which option is better.

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Wanna make this one back to level Steve;) haha

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last 24hrs accepted withdrawals. Just incase anyone doubted me as I work in Malta..  🙂

 

 

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Wasn’t much time to play as family for the visit home (I live in malta). So this was random buys when I wasn’t busy eating beef and playing card games. Just incase you wonder on the time differences.

 

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The Bandit wrote:

eejit101 wrote:

Im going to captain my team to glory. #MadMary #2018IsOurYear

#FuckBanditUnited

You want that £140 right? Ooops, dropped it down a grid

Dave – Attack!

I sent you 5 emails but you arent replying to me. My emails have been deleting themselvs randomly and i was touched as a child. Do you have my details. DO YOU. DOOO YOUUUU

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Vikings by NetEnt – Great game. Some huge wins going on and is a really good RTP.

 

Vikings Unleashed – should be banned for its lack of base spins. This is the single worst game for problem gambling ever. And im not a tinfoil guy. So…. yeah. I hate what this game stands for.

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I just miclicked on this forum, was meant to be on porn hub. Now i have to read this instead of seeing glorious things.

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Im going to captain my team to glory. #MadMary #2018IsOurYear

#FuckBanditUnited

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The Bandit wrote:

Oh wow yeah that is a naughty one! I wonder if the game knows it is putting that kind of thing up or whether it is just genuinely displaying a random “loss” spin in any config?!

It is 100% programmed. You won’t get it every spin obviously, but it’s randomized as a loss screen to come up 1-2% of the time to be a close big win, and 0.25% of the time to be a close HUGE win. Same as book of dead being 4 explorers but no reel 1. The never ending GOL tease on bonanza. The novomatic 5 wilds in a non line non win. List goes on.

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ligarr wrote:

just watched rolla win from £2300 to 49k on roullette…epic!

A great reason why he won’t play poker long. You don’t hold a bankroll doing that. Obviously he is some kind of royalty (his surname is from an earl) but… guys got issues.

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EnglishGuy wrote:

Bonuses, in general are bad things.. i can see why people take them.. but the reason for the wagering, is because statistically, the casino’s know that maybe 0.5% cash out when on a bonus.

When you do go to cash out, the T’&C’s come and smash you in the face !

The UKGC needs to regulate casino’s far more than they do, with the rules they abide by… examples

1) No max cashout (the casino’s need to indemnify themselves for any large wins)

2) Bonuses should be simple deposit bonuses, deposit today, and get 20 spins on xxx game. no other type allowed. no wagering

3) They should not be allowed to close your account unless you breach T&C’s. some dodgier ones close your account if you win. !

4) They need to sort verification rules out. every casino seems to do it different. I’ve deposited 12k+ on betfair – and cashed out 10k+ (no longer have an account), but never EVER verified !!  Casumo now asking for verification after a deposit of about 2k, with 2k withdrawn.

5) UKGC needs to investigate any casino refusing to payout a player. and arbitrate ANY disputes.

I’m sure there’s more…..

That bit about 0.5% is way off. It’s around 13%.

 

But the cash out levels once wagering is done is way higher than people on a standard balance. Feels like more of a mission I guess..

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Next session play 5 cat named games in honour of the cat

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