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I am the man who picks winning slots. Thats all you need to know. I am also under-respected and under-loved.

 

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Its a delay on the spin. If it spins instantly its going to land in a good section. This works on all blueprint pie based gambles. If there is a small delay its 95%o of the time going to lose, but 5% of the time due to lag. So its still a bit exciting i guess.

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Well this isnt true. You physcially need to scroll the bottom bar across 8 times to get to 100gbp stake.

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Or… use your third eye. Its a magical system

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Bio is right on the stored journey based slots. So kingmaker for example you spin and it collects multipliers. when the casino verifies you have the funds in your account and sends the spin request to the game provider it tags in your unique player ID. This is just a set of numbers, our for example on kingmaker would be RBTG5981282 or something. Relax BigtimeGaming then the player ID. The providers sends this result back with the same code and it tracks like this. Clever really.

Some slots work in every different ways. the best example is Jammin Jars. As this slot was so hard to make, they only game us with i believe 1.6million win rounds. So you will see the same results often on streams, a video was made on this. That game is more of a very fun scratch card. The RNG will select a result and one of those 1,6million win rounds will be shown, or its one of the many more loss screens. Compare this to Book of Dead, where the game can do any random event of reels and symbols based on what the win will be.

I prefer to think of it as a roulette wheel with 1billion numbers. Some of those are 0. Some are 1x. Some are 20x. A few will be 5,000x. Whichever one the ball lands in when you press spin will give you a visual image of that result.

And just incase anyone asks again – no the casino has no effect or possible control over the game result

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Lanny wrote:

It’s theft when the government takes your taxes out of your wages and waste it on hs2,the nhs you pay for is a total mess because of cuts,crimes on the rise because of police cuts,the elderly die because they can’t heat there homes,you pay road tax to damage your car on all the potholes,I admire the fact that your a honest person,and the house you have paid for all your life will probably have to be sold to pay for your care when your elderly,so please keep getting up early to go to work,leave late,ask if there’s any overtime going,or apply for a second job,I retired at 35 my family and friends love me,I give to charity twice a year,I sleep well in the knowledge that I’m no longer a pay check slave to a corrupt government.

HS2 is a decent idea. High speed trains made japan what it is. France and germany similar.

NHS is fine. You break your arm and go walk in and ill bet you get treated and done within 4 hours. Not bad for nothing.

Crime is on the rise? Sure. Been stabbed recently? No. Its statistics based on occurences, terrorism is ont he rise sure which affects it, but general crime isnt much off.

Elderly die as they are old. They can heat their homes.

Road tax doesnt fix pot holes. Thats council tax. And you come to Malta for 5 minutes and count more pot holes than Rbreen has used the word “cunt” in his life (Spoiler, its millions)

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snake_city wrote:

Rbreen91 wrote:

snake_city wrote:

Well it’s good to see he has responded and thanked everyone that has put a helpful comment on here.

Let’s be fair, he wasn’t after advice.

Sucks when random ppl don’t give you money.

one day someone will paypal me a fiver.

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Happy birthday man.

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gonna inspire my slot review about beating my own beast…

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Bio is right, there isnt a update on this games maths models. Its the same game just bad luck. I always said he got lucky, unless he sticks to the martingale version of this you will lose more than win.

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It comes down to how fast the Account Manager that deals with the site you are on answers their emails usually 😀

 

As its Grosvenor Casino i dont know anyone as thats just UK traffic sadly. Play on casumo or similar and i can help push for you.

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THEBARON wrote:

Try that beat the kraken on casumo I had a bash low stakes othernight pretty decent dropping free spins in regular and retriggers got a nice balance of low deposit mate

true, this game played a lot better than its original version. I quite like it

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Hmm. Thats really really odd. To the fact ive never heard of it happening.

It changes only when you change stake or get logged out. I assume you checked both of these. But the game provider can check your progress with the site, they share the information on game rounds so you will see this.

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Seedy wrote:

Sounds like you enjoyed it folks great stream from Ste and great work by Tina, Eejit and Xbob (mainly Tina) for moderating.

Going to relax now and watch a film then play some games pahaha. Have a good night.

Also stop calling me seedykins yah tossers ??????

The hell? Its fine i dont need respect.

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Step 1 – Remortgage the house. If you own 50% and i assume the house is worth more than 20k thats enough.

Step 2 – pay off all the debts.

Step 3 – Dont gamble.

 

OR…. Take your 50k a year. Thats 4.2k a month. After taxes its like 3k. Spend 1.5k and pay off 1.7k. Youll be done in a year.

 

Time to be sensible. Or you will jump off a bridge.

 

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