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I remember when the 5 dropped in and he gambled it and won. Then it dropped in again, he gambled it and lost.
But if he, ye old furry bollock, collected the first 20k, would it have dropped in again still, he collects that and it drops in again…. I wonder, I mean, I doubt it. Some things just don’t seem as guaranteed.

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Seyahkram1977 – I think the idea will be to tie those who are being paid, to the same rules. Youtube will possibly be forced to tighten up too because banning direct links yet allowing indirect links is a chocolate teapot.
I do not like the guy because of how he treats people like products and if they are no use to him, they are waste product. If they are to speak out about him, both him and jordan + mods will then resort to ill treating people. Worse, people (possibly shills or braindead) support him doing it.

borisfrost4 – interesting pdf. the official source would make it believable.

I sadly hope this is happening for real. I’d rather they weren’t corrupt and abusing people but they are. So to get them educated is the next step.

They could just stop, before it goes tits up for them.

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Seyahkram1977 wrote:

That utter utter twat….he said i had won a Ferrari, and all I had to do is pay shipping of £490000.00

I tried to haggle the price of postage too. I mean, hermes can’t lose a ferrari can they ?

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I get what I trust are updates (of course this could be bs) on certain friends/acquaintances playing and you know you get to know them over time.

1. Single man lost £7000 in a horrific 24 hour session on 500£ fobts
2. A couple lost £3000 in a few hours on two fobts a couple weeks later

Subsequent play on these fobts didnt see them tripping over themselves to pay anything back, with some folks getting hammered afterwards too chasing other peoples losses.

I hate to say it btu I feel there is no way on gods green earth these slots are even paying 50% rtp. oh and random ? bs.

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Honestly, I am passing by to see what updates there but

Berty1000 wrote:

100% The Devil, we are aware that he said that in the last video.

just isn’t true. The last few videos haven’t been as engaging and I say that with respect. Bandit seems to be a “do it properly or fcuk it” type of guy and pushing out lack lustre videos that he isn’t enjoying is just the bs he doesn’t want to do. We heard him on a snippet from someone elses video where he was on a fobt and piss bored.

I think he was checking his mojo and trying it out but it seems his yearning to do it is stronger than his love to enjoy doing it. He wants to but isn’t loving it, moreso enduring it.

I’m not 100% aware of everything he said in the last few videos because unlike previous videos, he didn’t keep me engaged. Not because he is a failure, no judgment on him and certainly not because I have lost the will to enjoy his videos.

If he aint loving it, it shows.

Best slotter out there. Looked up to by so many people for being funny, honest and real.

me to my wife, both enjoying a video “omg he’s gonna lay down”
my wife /strange look at me
bandit “I’m lying down”

a reaction to him enjoying an otherwise shitty slots moment, that was to be honest, hilarious. I can speak for days on moments many of us have enjoyed watching his videos. But when he aint up for it, it shows. He doesn’t hide it.

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Xbobmad wrote:

waynetrunk99 wrote:

Ay up m8 to steve the bandit. What is the email going around. Mirriam sent me a email. Do you know about this m8. Not joking or anything i am being serious m8

Any contact from the bandit would be from Steve himself. If you’ve had an email saying you’ve won something it’ll be a scam

Except for that one seedy sent out telling folk they had won sex beads or something like that

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I’d like to back up that and say that is exactly how it works but you already know the reality at the end of the day.

scenario one
Danger High Voltage bonus lands and you get “J” as your turn wild symbol.
: “What a coincidence, the jacks have disappeared.” – this doesn’t always happen.

scenario two
add this to the pile : Centurion and similar games visually show you a bigger bonus symbol.
: but do they land more because they are bigger ?

It doesn’t matter what you are playing, the volatility and so on. What matters is the RTP. When a slot is turned on for the first time, it is placed at X position on the RTP scale. Let’s say FOBT £500 jackpot. Let’s say the max it can owe is £500. The Max it can be owed is £500 + RTP difference ie profit. We do this to keep the argument simple. The position on the RTP scale is held by X. X floats around the scale with consumption and payout of monies. Of course, those limits do not exist, only for this simple argument. If you cannot aside this, this argument will not make sense. BUT : 

If (big if) a slot gives a bonus but is limited to paying £5 because £495 is owed, those jacks will not show up much in DHV. The bonus symbols might not land on Centurion.

RTP is king. Profit is the ruler. If you think something else is in charge, you are deluded, or lying. RTP is governed by law. Stretched over an amount of spins and also expected to meet requirements, in time.

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You have legal rights to that money unless they show you otherwise. They aren’t claiming that.

1. Go to the bank with proof of what they say. Show them your login and account for proof, on your phone.
2. Ask bank what you need to prove Videoslots are trying to pay you and what the bank needs to receive.
3. Get everything, present everything. No excuses.

Something is missing. You already have payment connections so they have a basis to work from. The accounts dept of the bank and VS have proof of issue.

 

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As much as I truly hate to say this, be prepared for them to tell you it’s an error and there is no bonus payout.

It happens in real life too. I was chatting in Admiral to staff and doing 30p spins on a slot. The bonus dropped in in front of them with a little woohoo acknowledging it dropping in finally. And then nothing happened. Just end of spin, click play to take the next spin.

Witnessed by staff. Weeks went by and nothing was done. Enquired twice and nothing. They didnt even tell me the outcome. I should lodge a complaint but what’s the point ?

In Merkur round the corner, I collected 12 spins (slot similar to hercules) and it gambled the second cash amount stack instead and lost.

Guess how much they cared… yup, didnt give a damn.

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Xbobmad wrote:

farahtrousers wrote:

Hope all is well.

Not very good at golf are you Stevie. A good wood will put you to sleep. Where’s Seedy ? @seedy – give bandit some wood.

ImperialDragon wrote:

<p>I don’t have Twitter, so thanks for the heads up Xbob.</p><p>Bandit – I hope you weren’t waiting in A&E for too long, and 100% recovery over the next few weeks.</p>

I’m banned from twatter. They, well, I, don’t let me go on there.

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Thread about this literally 2 threads down.

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Hey, we just take spider round the back and offer a choice of a beating or sexual favours.

We provide the beatings… you just know what seedy provides.

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Actually had something similar happen and you have look at the obvious here, to which they or anyone else cannot deny.

You lost the card. Get a new card. Send everything you would normally send and the photo of the new card. It is feasible to lose a card after using it, it happens at some point right ? They cannot expect magic and cannot deny payment. That would be illegal.

They can even send and will send the payment to the same source, the same card. The bank will say “yea that’s cool.”

Don’t lie. They can assume you made a fraudulent payment and use due diligence to make checks, to find you didn’t. They have zero reason to withhold your money.

Also, make a token deposit with the new card and then withdraw that too. Everything will check out because there is no reason it can’t. Losing a card between buying and refunding (depositing and withdrawing is the same thing really, using the same process) is totally normal and happens all the time.

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Xbobmad wrote:

are you a beat them senseless yet send them home with no bruises ?

 
That’s quite a disgusting question whilst the answer is a quite obvious ‘of course’. We have a video of my grandaughter asking me to beat her up but I kept switching the “me and her” to her and me so it was always a slightly more frustrating ‘no, you beat me up’ until I punched her up until she was laughing her head off. I moved further away so dont see them as much now. But they love their grandad so speaking on video call is great.

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Sell em on ebay (illegal but ebay are happy to fast and loose with laws) enjoy the peace.

lmao. Hoping to see my grandkids soon. They can be handed back ! lmao

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