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Xbobmad wrote:

the 5G chip was just settling in and made me feel a bit weird ??

that explains it then. i mean, not only are you saying it made you a bit weird, you are questioning others about if it did make you feel a bit weird. How is anyone else supposed to know how you actually feel ?

Hope things have improved. Otherwise you can still give me that £500 you had no idea you felt you wanted to give me, until now.

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me : he’s gonna lie down
my_wife : /strange look
bandit : /lies down

Let’s be honest, without knowing any facts which the entire majority have none, it’s all a gut feeling really isn’t it ? If someone asked :

Is bandit a real player ?
Well I honestly feel he is genuine even though I have seen him screwing around with £100k
If he isn’t real then props to him for being what I think must be the best actor playing slots streams ever.

But now compare any other streamer. Factor in the state of wealth vs the win/loss. A hungry man chancing a £1 is over the moon if a £70 jackpot drops in. Likewise bandit seemed very real in his experience on Jamming Jars 100k win the lucky fcuker.

Many of these streamers have a pause “how should I react?” (Hideous for example, does it almost every time) and then react. Most of them don’t seem real, don’t feel real.

For any fruit bat reading *** I am NOT even remotely suggesting bandit is fake. I literally have no reason to think so.

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Weemonk23 wrote:

I always said to myself that should I win big I would treat myself to really high stakes spins. One day, probably 2 year back now, I won nearly £13k on DOA2 playing 90p spins.

It doesn’t help I’d had a couple of drinks as it was a Friday night but I stuck to my word and was playing £50 spins on Book of Dead. After £3k disappearing in lightning time I shit it. Rather than taking the money out I started doing £500 bonus buys on 2 games. Before you know it, I have £3k left. In retrospect, even cashing that out would have been really good but I spunked the entire balance.

This taught me (after feeling sick for days) to respect wins and cash out moving forward. Even if I was rich with £50k to throw away, I would never do stupid stakes again. Anyone doing the stakes the OP mentioned is playing with fake money or dumb as fuck because if you can spin at that value, you have more money than sense and shouldn’t be gambling.

There’s that minute chance that you would hit something ultimately amazing but the odds of the first 13,000x are idiotically small, to then follow it up with something that would be even 1/10th as good, labels close to impossible.

I’ve been lucky to cash out pretty much all my big wins and spend the majority on things we can use or need. So reading what you did makes me understand how sick you must feel and even me writing this must seem hard to see. I’d need half a lotto win to be “up” for all the slot gambling I have done over the years. Glad I gambanned. Wish I would fobt ban. Hardly any good luck stories there.

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I believe those fake streamers (whoever they are) exist to trick the richer players. It is very easy to fake and of course the industry has a vested interest in helping that to happen. However….

I once had a massive win and cashed out 80% to then up my bets to a max of £10 for that to disappear quicker than a fast thing in a fast place, on fast forward.

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ImperialDragon wrote:

@The Devil – good shout about Rolla being one of the originals and being genuine.  I’ll throw in Stop & Step as well.

Hypa & Trono, 7 Neighbours (Ross) & OAB.

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We live in a world where you can smoke crack and have your child took from you. But those same people taking the child are working with the people who housed you smack in the middle of a crack riddled housing project.

Where’s chipcunt to turn this little scenario into a slot theme ?

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ImperialDragon wrote:

I had to type out my post again, because when I posted it, it said:

ERROR: Are you sure you wanted to do that?

Is anyone else getting this?

  caused by seedy getting home from t’pub and logging on to darkweb gay porn sites. He’s always drunk and denies it but we know.

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Found this, love it !

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Xbobmad wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

add the multiplier to each bank,

That would be almost violent I have no idea on how to fix it with ductape though

  that’s what I like to see, pothitivity

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I wonder what they could do to make it better. Hmm.

Still have the base game play similarly, with the original 5 = base game bonus.
An added fruit symbol to get the actual bonus. 4 tease respin the rest for a possible 5th.
6 spins with 4 set (matching fruit randomly selected) already with a tease on each to try and get a 5th.
Each time the 5th lands, you get the normal base game bonus.
A different way of earning the multipliers and hearts. Select a separate fruit that gives them.
The 6 spins means you can get the base game bonus upto 6 times.

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I swear that said wanky lol

Xbobmad wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

that stupid pumpkin riding a bike one

That fucking Halloween game, I’ve never got it to do anything other than eat money

It’s cause you weren’t playing it right lmao

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Smoothoperator wrote:

<p>You should worry more about your intentions for the year pal!!

That’s quite innocuous advice considering you have zero idea if I have any intentions for the year. I have a question for you but I daren’t ask it.

Smoothoperator wrote:

Because if you’re trying to come across as some sort of Comedian?,,. It’s not working!!

I am neither trying to be a comedian nor do I give two feathery ducks if it is working. The first, obviously, cancelling out the second.

Smoothoperator wrote:

I’ve read most of your comments and you do come across as slightly rude/inappropriate.

Would you like me to apologise because you can’t digest what I write ? I’m sorry for any banter. I posted zero hatred to you, any member of this forum, or bandit & co.

and one more thing… because i saw what you wrote the other day

Smoothoperator wrote:

pal

I’m not your pal, friend or otherwise. Not understanding what I am saying and speaking to me like that in real life would be beyond inappropriate.

Come on girls. If you don’t like the banter or understand the contribution, jog on or ask. If I say something bad about you or someone you care about, point it out and I will happily apologise, genuinely.

As xbox clearly states, I mean no harm and actually haven’t posted anything more than banter except for one comment about one person who has nothing to do with this site.

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Xbobmad wrote:

dutchphoto81 wrote:

I’m a fan of [censored] people online (I do not profess to like keyboard warriors whether they have bollocks or not) but Farahtrousers you are one irritating fucker! Isn’t about time you put on a farah tshirt and farah flipflops to match ?.

I’m sure farahtrousers means boiled ham, people have different cents of a dollar which sometimes is really hard determine on a forum message board conveyor belt

  I think it is only right and fair that in emoji class, no one is draggable. I remember writing a thread on here and it was like it was invisible. But it did clearly state that I am a huge genuine fan of Sir Stevie or Banditingtonshire. Oh and farahtrousers does not now or ever, mean boiled ham. I can’t actually believe you said that.

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Xbobmad wrote:

Bloody disgusting of you to come and complain like this.

What would you like to see in this upcoming year?

#edit# hope you get your fish and chips

 
Clearly some of the slot audience masses love a bit of bandit and even though he is a bellend, I agree and enjoy watching, have done for a long time. Strikes me bandit is genuinely the most favoured slot streamer there is for us uk folks.

So if someone can use a beer towel and beer tray, one to wipe his face after the other has whacked him round the bonce from his drunken stupor, be nice to know what his possible intentions are for the year, if any.

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As far as I am concerned with games like this, the industry owes people who have played the game. The ONLY reason I say that is because there is no immediate warning of loss of progress, if something goes wrong.

It is another knife in the back, from the industry.  Unsurprisingly.

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