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I noticed this on Party Poker the other week, was playing Book of Dead and had a few decent hits (except for when you get aces as a symbol then you know you ain’t getting paid). Anyways decided to try out the new book of ra megaways game and while it was loading up I saw that RTP was 94% so I imagine most casinos have done this now and probably just kept it on the low down.

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Fuck that old geezer mate, don’t let it get you down. Some people just love to complain I’ve had a few people report me to head office and accused me of having poor customer service when really what they mean is that I won’t stand there and take the abuse they are yelling at me I won’t be anyone’s “yes man”. On the other hand I have a ton of customers say that I’m a lovely young man (oldies love me haha). Getting a bus around Liverpool on match day and there’s always singing and chanting on most buses so you kind of get used to it, defintely wouldn’t bother putting in a complaint over it.

Hoping things improve for you mate and keep telling these drivers who are having a go to get fucked, they must always be on time eh wankers.

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Nice win mate! Fuck the fobts – still don’t know why someone would want to gimp themselves with the fixed odds over the chance of wining something life changing online but hey ho they won’t be around much longer.

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“Oh £2800 on £10 what the fooks going on here, oh wow what just happened what the fook!”

is what I imagine he said after winning it.

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Haz40 wrote:

And the name of the pet rock ?

Sylvester the stone

crying at Blacko’s dog ??

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So I’ve been off the cancer sticks 2 days now yesterday was a nightmare – working with the general public and quitting smoking doesn’t bode well haha.

Today wasnt as bad but I was sent to another store to cover an 8 hour shift and this store is literally dead almost no customers and not a lot to do to keep myself busy I found myself walking towards the back door where I normally go to smoke and then realising I’ve quit ?….got home and the vape had arrived so I’ve set it up and currently sucking on it and it’s helping quite a bit the cravings have died down a bit now. I gave it a quick clean before I put the Heisenberg in as I could smell blackcurrent millions in the tank ?. Enjoying the taste of Heisenberg though! Thanks again Andy I owe you one. 🙂

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Awww you all have such lovely dogs, always wanted one but I’m not allowed pets in the places I’ve rented or my folks place for that matter. But here’s my pet rock, would be lost without him always sitting there waiting for me when I get home from work

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Cmon Haz get peer pressured into sticking a photo up, if there’s ever a forum meet up I’ll be looking around the gaff for Captain Venture ??

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Yeah it’s frustrating as fuck but on the bright side you still got £50 for nout, better than a kick in the dick! Even if they recreditied the account with £50 they wouldn’t pay out any winning you got from it as you’d already won the maximum they offer for that bonus. There was a post on TGC from a member who had his biggest ever score on slots from free spins and worked it up to 3k or so then when he beat the wagering most of it disappeared and he was left with the small amount he was allowed to withdraw. Tbh I think it’s quite unfair and shady these places put a cap on what you can win as if the wagering requirements aren’t tough enough to beat already.

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They only paid you £50 of it? Was it in the T&C about having a max pay out from the bonus? I’ve noticed a lot of casinos do this the scum bags

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Haha I’ve been in that spot more than a few times.

Was living in a house share in Crewe a few years back and around Christmas all the house mates got together for a few drinks – I was knocking back the sailor jerries polished off a bottle to myself and then went to my room with the girlfriend (now ex) and cracked open a bottle of JD she’d had enough but I never know when to stop so finished the bottle of JD also and was getting ready for bed and decided to have a joint to help send me off so went downstairs had a smoke and was feeling alright started to walk back upstairs and It all hit me at once…head started spinning was down on one knee at the bottom of the stairs and suddenly felt the urge to spew up so started to crawl up the stairs and made it to the toilet and threw up for a good 10 minutes then I ended up putting my head down for 10 minutes next to the toilet…next thing I know there’s a knock on the toilet door and my ex was standing there asking if I’m alright and I’m like yeah why? She replies well you said you’d only be gone for 10 minutes and it’s been over 3 hours now. I was in the dog house the next day ?.

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Make sure you wipe the nuke codes before you send it. ??

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Eightblack wrote:

here’s me

You look like the type of lad I could bother to read my texts for me, eyes aren’t what they once was. ??

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Haha that is truly a mental story I’ve always wondered what life would be like living with someone you paid to marry/arranged marriages etc.

I defo can’t top that in fact I can’t really think of many crazy things I’ve done really always played it safe I guess. I do remember when I was around 20 I was out with a few mates and we saw a huge clock tower that was abandoned and falling apart and one of them suggests we go inside and climb it then have a joint at the top. It was absolutely massive I remember it had a stone spiral staircase at the bottom and we had to keep to the wall because the majority of the stairs has crumbled away as you got higher it changed to a wooden spiral staircase with the wood all rotted and falling apart and that freaked me out (obviously said nothing to the lads) when we finally got near the top there was a ladder leading up to a hatch but the wooden flooring leading to it had completely come away the only way to get on to the ladder was standing on this slim bit of metal sticking out the wall and shimmying across – we all managed to get up safe and sound and had a few drinks and a smoke but defintely irresponsible to do and to do it stoned and drunk was pretty fucking stupid. I couldn’t even enjoy the view when I was up there because I knew that we’d have to get down and that would be just as nerve racking.

That was in my younger days though nowadays the most excitement I get is deciding what new show to watch on Netflix haha

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