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Nice one mate…I could tell with that pause between hitting on Blackjack you was letting off a massive sigh haha I’ve never seen DHV bonus so much and pay, I’ve had a few bonuses pop in rather fast but normally only 1 of them pays and the rest are shite. Great little session!
1Not going to lie mate, first thing that popped into my head is where the hell is Gromit!? xD
1Used to be my pet hate when going into a bookies that, your trying to enjoy a session and some lanky streak of piss comes up to you wearing a 20 year old lacoste tracksuit with stains all over it, stinking of piss, breath like a badgers arsehole and the stereotypical baseball cap then proceeds to try get chummy with you and being an overall Captain Hindsight….you know 0 hits “you should have covered 0 mate” “Fuck me, d’ya think, Einstein?” then they ask you to spot them a few quid so they can have a few spins. Fuck off ya cretin!
Part of the reason I don’t play FoBT’s anymore!
All down to pure luck online. Unlike fruit machines. I remember being a chef at a place watching the punters fill it up, then calculate if it was worth playing by asking the bar staff if they had won.
..then at the end if my shift id pop a few quid in and usually jacked it!
Those were the days!
My ex boss used to do this only with scratch cards. We have a lad who comes in and buys 30+ cards a day if he hadn’t had a win by the end of her shift she would buy the next few on the reel and quite a few times got £100 winners or at least money back.
I wouldn’t think of it the way you are mate, that’s gamblers fallacy. You might not win big for the next couple of years, it can happen but I hope it doesn’t and wish you luck on your next visit. I’ll agree on some people being luckier than others too…I’ve heard some people on here saying they have been playing slots for over 10 years and have never had a 1000x win, you’d imagine in that time if they are playing consistently then surely they would have had a massive win in that time frame but then they have no reason to lie about something like that. It would be interesting to see a break down of peoples wins over say a couple of hundred thousand spins and see how big the luck divide is in comparison. I’m still impressed that Bandit has been able to turn a profit on slots, perhaps not lifetime but on Reel King to go on such a run on a slot is almost unheard of and I can’t imagine many people make a life changing amount on them unless you hit the jackpot on a progressive which I imagine would be less than 1% of people playing them.
11So after reading this thread Majestic you might want to bring up in conversation if she drives and also if she knows how to decorate and do a bit of DIY if she answers yes to both you know you’ve got a keeper and possible marriage material. ?
11Make no eye contact whatsoever, if she asks any questions answer only with either a yes or a no, try to speak quietly while looking at your feet, at any opportunity you get compare her to an ex and under no circumstances pay anything towards the bill ?
Sterling advice! If she says that chivalry is dead when the bill comes just tell her your a feminist and all about equality.
1My advice would be that women love to talk so when she is talking about herself try to keep her on that subject as they can go on for hours while you just have to sit there and look interested and throw in a nod or a chuckle every now and then also it gives you less opportunity to say something stupid! 😛
19th January 2019 at 12:49 pm in reply to: Captain venture, it is like marmite, you love it or hate it #40301Let’s hope so mate!
In future I think I’ll leave the novas until the end of a session. I find that after doing 200 odd spins that it’s very hard to leave as you feel it’s due in soon (surely?) and he just ends up bending you over his ship and giving you a jolly rodgering.
1Same mate I used to play Hearthstone which is an online card game for those who don’t know and easily tossed a few thousand at packs every time a new expansion was released. Even when I had the full set I was buying packs just to disenchant and get the “shiny” versions of the highest rarity cards. Eventually gave it up as it was costing me a bloody fortune and I have absolutely no self control when it comes to things like that. ?
11I would say that buying packs in Fifa is a form of gambling instead of the chance of winning money back your paying for the chance to try obtain a rare card that is worth more than what you paid for the pack. Personally EA introducing packs in the game like a TCG was a stroke of genius the revenue they must make just from ultimate team and I know a fair few people that spend ridiculous amounts of money on buying packs.
As for micro transactions I really can’t stand them…I’d consider myself an old school gamer but I don’t play much anymore and micro transactions are part of that reason. You used to be able to spend £40 on a game and get everything included with that one off purchase. Nowadays you buy a game then you have to pay for new maps that are released, battle passes and everything else. I can see why they have done it but it’s at the expense of the gamer sadly.
19th January 2019 at 11:43 am in reply to: Captain venture, it is like marmite, you love it or hate it #40284If it makes you feel any better mate I got shafted big time last night over 600 spins on bob with no bonus, went over to oceans pearl deluxe and got shafted again bonus finally landed after 400 spins and paid 25x and then another 300 spins on lucky lady and not a whiff of a bonus. That’s me done for the month!
Must be Reeves this fella was referring too as he kept asking if I’d got back on the horse again haha
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