Forum

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

My 2 bitches mum and daughter

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

In the voice of Richard Attenborough

“and here we come across the species known as the compulsive gambler, note the unique scowl they can create to ward off any predators”

 

??

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Just Basics wrote:

I’ve done soooo many Crazy out there things in my life. But I’ve got to say the most mental thing I ever did was……Marry an Albanian Prostitute for 15k when I was 22. I’m now 40 in June and we divorced 10 years ago. So I’m sure I can talk about it now lol. (Fuck it)

I Paid a mate a grand to Jet off to Albania with me and it was fuckin mental from day 1.

The day we arrived 3am, we were picked up by my wife to be’s Boyfriend slash Pimp in his top of the Range BMW. And went to their house. He offered us some white powder and said put this up ya nose lads….fuck knows what it was Haha…honest

Man…it was strong stuff. We had a few drinks and had a laugh. Then at bed time the Pimp said to me in his broken English accent “Hey Danny have you ever seen one of these” and proceeded to pull a loaded gun from under the floorboards.

Me like a nob said “oh yeah mate seen a few” when really I was bricking it.

He showed it me and my mate and put it back under the floor. Think he was showing us to say don’t fuck with me English boys Haha.

Then we said our goodnights and went to bed.

Me and my mate were high as kites and drunk as skunks. And the weather was so hot and humid. We had a fan to keep us cool, but every time I’d fall asleep my mate would pinch it and put it closer to him. And vice versa when he fell asleep.

Then he got pissed off, and pulled up the floorboards to get the loaded gun and proceeded to chase me around the room with it! Looking back now I think wtf were we thinking lol…absolute mad lads!

Then on maybe the 3rd day we got married and we went to a local river and had a bbq with all their friends. It was great until a fight broke out and me and my mate shat ourselves. Then the wife to be’s pimp went to his car and got his gun and the guys drove off. Then he chased them in his car. About an hour later he came back and took us back to our hotel. At the hotel he said to me “Danny hide this in your room tonight” and he gave me the gun!

Me like a retard shitting my knickers said “yeah ok mate”

Anyway we stayed in Elbasan Albania for 10 fucking days, and I was scared shitless for 9 of them haha.

Many other things happened over there, but this post would be long as fuck if I carried on typing.

So what’s the most mental thing you’ve ever done?

Top That!

Where did you get £15,000 from at that age mate, I bet she was mighty annoyed when she met you holding that picture of brad Pitt you sent her ?????

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Just Basics wrote:

Hacko1 wrote:

blacko1974 wrote:

Right folks get ur pictures uploaded, I may be a while finding a decent one LOL.

It is now compulsory for all regular members to show their faces, ugly is not a viable excuse @geezawin.

Yeah I concur! Me and Hacko aren’t Brad Pitters! GEEZAWIN POST THAT Mush!

Brad pitters fucking crying here lol it’s whats on the inside that counts ???

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

blacko1974 wrote:

Right folks get ur pictures uploaded, I may be a while finding a decent one LOL.

It is now compulsory for all regular members to show their faces, ugly is not a viable excuse @geezawin.

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Just Basics wrote:

Hacko1 wrote:

Just Basics wrote:

Geezawin wrote:

Ur defo hacko’s twin .

I am Hacko! I have 2 accounts haha

Hahaha pass the spliff then greedy

Drugs @ work?….. Me?……

Lol it’s a roll up r kid!

Bit fucking baggy that one mate lol

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Just Basics wrote:

Geezawin wrote:

Ur defo hacko’s twin .

I am Hacko! I have 2 accounts haha

Hahaha pass the spliff then greedy

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

burders wrote:

I left it a while before venturing into this thread and what a strange other worldly conversation I find! To be clear I’ve always been a lover not a fighter! I made sure I was the school comedian at my sometimes terrifying Comprehensive and on more than one occasion got a ‘leave him, he’s alright’ beating pass. So in short I won’t be fighting anyone – least of all Hacko1 whose photos terrify me – both of them!

Haha mate I’m genuinely one of the nicest guys you could meet, never started a fight ever although I have finished a few???

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Pass the air freshener someones done a fart post pmsl ????

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Pmsl laughing mate? bet you wouldn’t believe the Mrs owns a hairdressers, I have had it cut since that photo, not that I look much better

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Malkychamp wrote:

Hacko1 wrote:

Malkychamp wrote:

yeah am already in the comp i think. Lost is great but the ending was soooo meh. The walking dead, i downloaded the 1st season ages ago started watching but didnt realize it was on the wrong order since so lost interest lol

Regards comp mate it’s changed a bit, read the post about it mate, don’t worry I’ll sort it out for you so consider yourself in.

Am not a member on TGC its kl though bud i never got my holidays at work for it anyway so wont be sitting betting on it all day lol gl though

You don’t need to be a member mate, I’ll sort everything out, all as you need to do is pass your selections onto me, no hassle mate just a bit of fun between us and them, simples and we need you??

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

I’d love to go to Vegas! Bet it’s amazing!!

It’s un real I absolutely loved it, it was something I’d always wanted to do being a gambler. I can’t wait to go back but without the kids, it’s not really a place for them but at least they have experienced it

[Ha Hacko1 WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Malkychamp wrote:

yeah am already in the comp i think. Lost is great but the ending was soooo meh. The walking dead, i downloaded the 1st season ages ago started watching but didnt realize it was on the wrong order since so lost interest lol

Regards comp mate it’s changed a bit, read the post about it mate, don’t worry I’ll sort it out for you so consider yourself in.

[Author]

Posts