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Well we can’t lose now. Hackos in. It’s the bag. They can’t beat us at poker. They definitely won’t beat us at horse racing. ????

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You already know my answer seedy ????. I’m in. Can’t say no to anything me.

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Any decent breaks at snooker yesterday mate.

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Nice win mate. Welcome to the forum.

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andywilliams1187 wrote:

Honestly mate this is straight up and one of the bandits mates knows this story so bear with me but it’s funny as fuck.

A long time ago I was being a twat and seeing 2 girls at once. I had decided to move in with one of them and we bought a house so I ended the relationship with the other girl and decided to commit and start a decent life.

On the day that I am moving house, I am stressed to fuck with the move and my partner is coming to my dad’s as ie rented a van. Load everything up at mine, go with my partner to hers and then go to the new house.

I get  phonecall off the bird I was seeing saying I might be pregnant. My head falls off. Ride round on my bike, drag her to boots for a pregnancy kit, back to hers. She does two tests, not pregnant. Thank fuck for that ride back to my dad’s. Partner turns up, I’m stressed to fuck but also relieved. She says before we move in you need to know something. I might be pregnant. Head falls off again. Right off we go, off to boots. Get another pregnancy test and got served at the till by the exact same girl whonsetved me earlier in the day. She looks at me and goes “was there an issue with the one you bought earlier”. I turn into a stumbling idiot but manages to blag my way out of it. This one was negative to.

Honestly thought my head would explode that day hahaha

That’s hilarious mate. It’s like when you take the missus out to a pub. First thing you do scan the pub. Then it’s phew no ex’s in here should be safe ha ha ?.

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Won a pot of gold jackpot once at gala bingo. Was on 4.5k. Screamed the place down when my number came out. ?

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Got to fancy rose really. Especially the way he’s playing. Backed carbrerra and Zack Johnson when they won. Both at the end of third day. Always find value in backing someone who is a few off the lead as the leader has a knack of bottling it. Norman, mcilroy, Stuart Appleby to name a few. All looked liked winnings then lost their bottle.

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My girlfriend’s nephew has prostate cancer. 27 years old and still in hospital months later. We still don’t know whether it’s terminal but it’s still cruel as he has turned his life round dramatically from been a rogue teenager to a family man with full time job. Life isn’t fair sometimes mate. I see you’ve already had a few donations already and you have a donation from me. Hope it helps.

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I’ve had some cracking wins in golf. A few in the masters over the years. Wish I’d had Todd Hamilton or Ben Curtis in the open years ago. Those odds were massive 300 to 400 to 1. Plenty of value in the betting side of the sport. Must admit though never been one to get involved in syndicate side of betting. Good idea mate. Sadly not for me.

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I remember my mate meeting us for an arcade session. First quid silver pot £300 not kidding he looked lost as if to say now what I’m up I should leave. We never did though and the inevitable happened it all went back in.

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chipnroll wrote:

as iv already replied this wasnt a dig at bandit but its been taking the wrong way or asking for anything its about gamban and because your doing shit in life and make pennies thats my problem? lol this was more of a ffs iv done my bollox in i have other resources but its a tough one to take its not a small amount of cash and yes iv cleared my account out i have other accounts with savings in so its not like its everything i own…. its just my day to day account for bills and what not  i dont get where people saw this as a dig mayb i worded it wrong it was a explanation into why i want to give gamban a shot and im glad casino didnt get it all only about £1800 of it was on grovener the rest was elsewhere i did explain all this but dont seem to be able to find the comments and why the fuck would i look for a handout when iv punted 3 grand i have measures in place to make sure bills will still get sorted

Could see you were hurting a bit mate. That’s why I didn’t say too much. A loss like that as bandit says is a real kick in the dick. Suppose in hindsight the post could of been worded different. I genuinely wish you luck whenever you have your next flutter even though it sounds quite far away.

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You crazy bastard do you sleep mate. 4 o clock in the morning. Must of been that red bull you had at the first break in the poker lol. ?

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Hacko1 wrote:

I clocked on that people didn’t know early on who I was and I was enjoying it, hope you all enjoyed it as well and well played goon lad

Them trips on 6’s will haunt me lol. Well played mate. Thoroughly deserved ?

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Well done to the winners. Didn’t realise amberleigh house was one of our own. Thanks for setting it up. Great entertainment again. ?

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So unlucky. Didn’t deserve to lose. That’s cards I guess.

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